Saturday 14 April 2012

Kaash k Ab ik baar Wo ye keh dy...! "MASOOM "

Kaash k Ab ik baar Wo ye keh dy...! "MASOOM " 
Aao k main Tanha hon Teri qasam Teri tarha Tere liye..

Heart is the greatest cheater in the world.

Heart is the greatest cheater in the world.
It makes thousands of different excuses to stay in touch wid the person you love"

Mohabat ko koi samjhy to aakhir kis tarah samjhy..

Mohabat ko koi samjhy to aakhir kis tarah samjhy.. 
Ye aafat inteha tak, ibteda maloom hoti hy..

Mohabbat Khoob Ki Hum Ne

Mohabbat Khoob Ki Hum Ne, 
Nibhai Bhi Bohat Lekin, 
"Na UsKi Ibtedaa Samjhey, 
Na UsKi Intehaa Samjhay. 

duniya ka garm tareen Desert(sehra) konsa hy?

Question:
duniya ka garm tareen Desert(sehra) konsa hy? 

Ans:Sahara

main ayina ta wo mera khayal rakti te ,

main ayina ta wo mera khayal rakti te ,

main totta ta wo chun kar sambal rakti ti

bichar ke us se main dunya ki tokaron main hon, 

woh pas ti tu mjy lazawal rakti ti

Touch ur heart U will feel the rhythm of ur heartbeat

Touch ur heart U will feel the rhythm of ur heartbeat 
Touch ur head U will feel 

the rhythm of
 empty Teen Dabba.. Tun.. Tun. ...

Nasha pila k girana tu sub ko ata hy,

Nasha pila k girana tu sub ko ata hy, 
Maza tu tb hy k girto ko tahm lay saqi.

Naya mausam meri benaai ko tasleem nahi ,

Naya mausam meri benaai ko tasleem nahi , 
Meri aankhon ko wohi khaab puranay la do.

Mai tuj se juda ho jaonga ek shart par magar,

Mai tuj se juda ho jaonga ek shart par magar, 
Gulshan me ja ke phool se "KHUSHBU" Juda kro..

i can calculate every thing even the velocity of light

i can calculate every thing even the velocity of light 
but 
can n0t calculate the hate of the people behind their smiles.

In raat ki udasion se pocho hamary dil ki halat

In raat ki udasion se pocho hamary dil ki halat 
jab uski yaad ati hy to rat aur bhi lambi hojati hay. 
Good night

Brazil..

Country:Brazil

 Capital :Brasilia 
Currency :Real 

Mere jan khayal krna ke tere intezar main

Mere jan khayal krna ke tere intezar main 
es dalty hoe suraj ke sath mere ankhain bhi band na hojaye

wo khwab ta bikar gaya khyal ta mila nahi

wo khwab ta bikar gaya khyal ta mila nahi ,

magar dil ko kya hoa ye keaue buja pata nhi

Aya he ta khayal ke ankhian chalak gai,

Aya he ta khayal ke ankhian chalak gai, 
Ansoo kisi ke yaad ke kitne qareeb te

tamam umer usi ki khayal main guzri ,

tamam umer usi ki khayal main guzri ,

Mera khayal jisy umer bhar nahi aya

Mere tashnagi ka "khayal" kar main udaas hon mujhay dekh ja

Mere tashnagi ka "khayal" kar main udaas hon mujhay dekh ja 
Mere bebasi ka malal kar, main udaas hon mujhay dekh ja

Please enter the missing figure: 3 , 5, 8, 13, 21,?,?

Question:
Please enter the missing figure: 3 , 5, 8, 13, 21,?,? 
complete this sequence

Ans:34,55

Today is Wednesday. What will the fourth day from yesterday be?

Question:
Today is Wednesday. What will the fourth day from yesterday be?

Ans:Saturday

There is a one story red house.

Question:

There is a one story red house.Everything inside is red. the walls,the floor,the tables, etc.What color are the stairs?


Ans:One story building has no stairs

Kol ankh zameen daik palak daik fiza daik,


Kol ankh zameen daik palak daik fiza daik, 
mashriq se obrty hoe suraj ko zara daik 
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es sher main Allama iqbal kehty han k 
Good mrning

A neend Aa be jaa kay mulaqat ho sakay...!

A neend Aa be jaa kay mulaqat ho sakay...! 
kafi dinon sy "khuwaab" may dyka nahe osay ...! ;-) 
good night  

Masjidon Ka Shehr Kis Shehr Ko Kehte Han?

Question:
Masjidon Ka Shehr Kis Shehr Ko Kehte Han? 

Ans:Dhaka

Pakistan Cricket Team K Pehly Captain Kon Ty?

Question:
Pakistan Cricket Team K Pehly Captain Kon Ty? 

Ans:Abdul hafiz kardar

Love the heart that hurts u but never hurt the heart that loves you

Love the heart that hurts u but never hurt the heart that loves you

'VINT CERF' Is Known As Father Of Internet.

*Information* 
'VINT CERF' Is Known As Father Of Internet. 
*Nepal Is The Only Country That Doesn't Have A Rectangular Flag.

Sometimes People are Nothing

Sometimes People are Nothing. 
U make them "Something" and 
When they become "Something" 
They feel that "you are Nothing" 

Ab ke bar wo mila to pochange uski ankhon se

Ab ke bar wo mila to pochange uski ankhon se, 
ke kis ko abad kiya hay hamary barbad karne ke bad

Each heart has pains

Each heart has pains, only the way of Expression !s different. 
Some hide in their eyes, while others hide in their smiles.

TERE surkh surkh ankay ye batati han.

TERE surkh surkh ankay ye batati han. 
Aj pir rat guzari ha kesi ko yad kartay kartay. 
Have a nice day
Good morning

Follow ur heart....

Follow ur heart,but be quiet 4 a while 1st.Ask questions, 
then feel the answer.Learn to trust ur heart

Total age of amir,akbar and anthony,,,

Question:
The total of the ages of Amar, Akbar and Anthony is 80 years. What was the total of their ages three years ago ? 

Ans:71

The river which carries maximum quantity of water into the sea is the???

Question:
The river which carries maximum quantity of water into the sea is the???

Ans:Amazon

what is the botanical name for rice?

Question:
what is the botanical name for rice?

Ans:Oryza sativa

Khuda pe hamesha bharosa

Khuda pe Hamesha bharosa Rakho Q k khuda wo nahi deta jo Apko Acha lagta hai Balk khuda wo Deta he Jo Apke liye acha hota hai.

Jan me apna purs ghar bhool i hu muje 1000 Rp chahiye ty.


Girl:Jan me apna purs ghar bhool i hu muje 1000 Rp chahiye ty. 
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Boy: Dost hi Dost k kaam ata hay. 
Lo 50 rp Riksha pakro aor purs lay aao.

biggest loss in life

"Death is not biggest loss in life 
the biggest loss is 
when Relations die and we are alive"

Tum late Q aye ho tmhre classfellows time pr aty hy

Principal: Tum late Q aye ho tmhre classfellows time pr aty hy 

Student: Group bana kar to kutte ate hain 
Sir Sher to akela ata hai.. ...

Ek aur Raat chali gai is Gunahgar Zindagi say

Ek aur Raat chali gai is Gunahgar Zindagi say... 
Ik aur Din ka Aagaz Hai Khuda Khair karey.!! 
ASSALAM O ALIKUM 
Suba bakher 

The first person to see a cell under microscope was?

Question:
The first person to see a cell under microscope was? 

Ans:Robert hock

The Japanese call their country as?

Question:
The Japanese call their country as?

Ans:Nippon

koi se 2 aisy english words bataye jis main sary vowels used hoye hon.

Question:
koi se 2 aisy english words bataye jis main sary vowels used hoye hon. 


Ans:
Education,automobile

kesi ko ghar se nikalty he mil gai manzil

 kesi ko ghar se nikalty he mil gai manzil,
 koi hamari tarha umer bhar safar main raha

If some1 closes their doors 4u

If some1 closes their doors 4u
 then make him realise k- 
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KUNDI darwaze k dono taraf hoti hy" :

Friday 13 April 2012

Ye kafan, ye Kabar, ye janaze, Rasm-e-shariyat hai

Ye kafan, ye Kabar, ye janaze, Rasm-e-shariyat hai 
Mar to hum Tab he gaye Thy jab To ne yaad karna chor dia 

Asman K Tare Aksar Pocha Karte Han

Asman K Tare Aksar Pocha Karte Han
 Kya Tumhe Ab Bhi Intzar Hai Uske Laut Aane Ka
 Or Dil Muskura K Kehta Hy 
Mujhe To Ab B Yaqen Nhi Us ke jany ka

Agr tere bina Jeena Aasan Hota.

Agr tere bina Jeena Aasan Hota. 
Mery Dost To Qasam Hai Mohabat ki, 
Tujhe Yaad Karna B Gunnah Samjhte.

Khabi safar to khabi sham le gaya muj se

Khabi safar to khabi sham le gaya muj se ,
Tumhar dard kai kaam le gaya muj se

How long did the Hundred Years War last?

Question:
How long did the Hundred Years War last?

Ans:116

In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

Question:
In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

Ans:November

Mere Pukhta IradAY khud meri takdeer Badalenge

Mere Pukhta IradAY khud meri takdeer Badalenge ,
Meri kismat nahi mohtaaj Mere haathon ki Lakeeron ki.

Aankhon Men Haya Ho To Parda Dil Ka Hi Kaafi He

Aankhon Men Haya Ho To Parda Dil Ka Hi Kaafi He 
Nahi to Naqabon Se Bhi Hoty Hen MOHABAT kay isharay.

Ja ke samandar ke kinary

Ja ke samandar ke kinary 
tum apne Hatho main pani utha lena
 jitna tum uthalo wo tumhari chahat 
or jo utha na sako wo hamari chahat

If you have it, you want to share it.

Question:
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?

Ans:Secret

Everyone needs this,it's great with an 'r' on the end

Question:
Everyone needs this, 
it's great with an 'r' on the end but you're sad when the first letter goes away. 
What is it?

Ans:Lover,love,over

Mary's mum has four children.

Question:
Mary's mum has four children. The first child is called April. The second May. The third June. What is the name of the fourth child?

Ans:Mary

Pak hay wo zat


Pak hay wo zat jo auqat se bar ke duk nhi deta magar auqat se bar ke suk deta hay........

find your dream....

Climb every mountain,ford every stream,
follow every rainbow,till you find your dream....

Pareshan hona....

"Preshan hona insaan k insaan hone ki daleel hai leken preshan rehna insaan ka Allah per yaqeen na hone ki daleel hai.

Kamiyab log apne honto pe do cheezey rakhte hai.

Kamiyab log apne honto pe do cheezey rakhte hai. 
1. Khamoshi. 2. 
Muskrahat. 
Muskrahat masle hal krne k liye Khamoshi maslo se door rehny ke liye

Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?

Question:
Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?


Ans:Fire

TAALEEM soch samaj k chorna mery Yaaro.

TAALEEM soch samaj k chorna mery Yaaro. 
Q k Gadha 35,000
ka or Reeri 20,000 ki ho gai hai 
OH MY GOD 
Where are my books.

Hurting someone....

hurting s0me one who real care for you is as easy as throwing stone in the lake but you can,t even imagine that how deep that stone goes.

Adaab e muhabbat ke taqazo ke badaolat

Adaab e muhabbat ke taqazo ke badaolat, 
hum qaabil e nafrat se bhe nafrat nahe karte

Sakoon ka Aik Lamha Bhi Nahi Muyassar Mujh ko

"Sakoon ka Aik Lamha Bhi Nahi Muyassar Mujh ko" 
"Mohabbat ko SuLata Hoon To Nafrat jaag Uthti Hai. 

Tapak partay hain aansoo jab kisi ki yaad aati hai,


Tapak partay hain aansoo jab kisi ki yaad aati hai, 
Yeh woh barsaat hai jis ka koi mousam nahi hota..

When we are small

We used pencil, 
when we were small
 But Now we use pens. 
Do U know why? 
B'coz Mistakes in childhood
 can be erased But not now! 

Best defense is offence.


English Proverbs & Sayings: 
Best defense is offence. 
Better a glorious death than a shameful life. 
Better a lean peace than a fat victory

How many legs do butterflies have?

Question:
How many legs do butterflies have?


Ans:6

What is the tallest animal in the world?

Question:
What is the tallest animal in the world?

Ans:Giraffi

yun to said bhe hu,merza bhe hu,afghan bhe hu.

yun to said bhe hu,merza bhe hu,afghan bhe hu. 
Tum sbhe kuch hu btau to muslman bhe hu.

Fana na kar apni zindagi ko raah-e-junoon mein ae jawan

Fana na kar apni zindagi ko raah-e-junoon mein ae jawan_!! 
Kab karega ibadat jab gunnah karne ki taqat na hogi.

Khuda ne ajj tak us qoam ki halat nhi badli

Khuda ne ajj tak us qoam ki halat nhi badli ,
 jis qoam ko khyal na ho apni halat badalny ka

Boy:I am 18

Boy:i am 18 
girl:main bi 18 ki 
boy:to per chalo na 
Girl:kahan? 
Boy:vote dene 
soch badlo mulk badlega 
Happy Pakistan Resolution Day !!

A mother

A mother is the bank where her children deposit all thier worries.....

Heran minar pakistan ke kis sheher main waqiya hay?

Question:
Heran minar pakistan ke kis sheher main waqiya hay? 

Ans:
Shaikho pur

Pakistan ka sub se bara nehri jungle konsa hay?

Question:
Pakistan ka sub se bara nehri jungle konsa hay?

Ans:Changa manga

kia khabar kal ki magar ham ny suna aksar

kia khabar kal ki magar ham ny suna aksar, 
rafta rafta ye ada piar barha diti hy.

Khushbo k jaziro say sitarn ki hadon tak,

Khushbo k jaziro say sitarn ki hadon tak, 
Es shahar may sb kuch hy bs teri kami hy.

Kabhi Bhi Aisay Shakhs par Zulam na karna,


Kabhi Bhi Aisay Shakhs par Zulam na karna, 
Jis k pas fariyad karne k Liye ALLAH k siwa koi na Ho.

josh-e-Jawani me hum Lakhon Gunnah kr bethay

josh-e-Jawani me hum Lakhon Gunnah kr bethay Hm ko maloom na tha k Lakhon Nekiyan kamany ki umar hi Jawani hai!

Two best secrets to keep relationships

Two best secrets to keep relationships strong Whenever you are wrong Always Admit it ! & Whenever you are right Just Keep Quiet 

What is the smallest country in the world?

Question:
What is the smallest country in the world?

Ans:vatican city

pakistan main total kitni zubany boli jati han?

Question:
pakistan main total kitni zubany boli jati han? 

wo acha hy to acha hy bura hy to bee acha hy,

wo acha hy to acha hy bura hy to bee acha hy, 
mizaaj-e-ishq main aib-o-hunar dayky nhee jatay

Relationships are like a Book

Relationships are like a Book" It may take a Few Seconds to Burn but years to Write. 
So be Carefull about it and Never let it burn.

he measure of S!ncerity of a person

The measure of S!ncerity of a person is his devotion towards Allah. 
A person not Sincere to his Creator can never be Faithful to People. ...

Forward I'm heavy, but backwards I'm not. What am I?

Question:
Forward I'm heavy, but backwards I'm not. What am I?

Ans:Ton

Pehla asia cup cricket tournment

Question:
Pehla asia cup cricket tournment kab kela geya ta aur konsi team ne win kiya ta?

Ans:1984 win by india

I dram a world where man no other man will scorn,

 I dram a world where man no other man will scorn,
where love will bless the earth and peace its path adorn....

Mere saath tum bhi dua karo yun kisi ke haq main bura na ho.

Mere saath tum bhi dua karo yun kisi ke haq main bura na ho.. 
Kahin aur ho na ye haadsa koi raaste main juda na ho.

Samandar ka Hal bhi bilkul meri trah hai..

Samandar ka Hal bhi bilkul meri trah hai.. 
Usy bhi log moj masti k bad tanha chor jaty hai

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