Double heart attack message

Double heart attack message by a girlfriend to a boyfrnd:
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1st Msg:"Lets break up now,
its all over..
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2nd Msg:"Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!
That was not for you.....

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intelligent GF

An intelligent GF is 1 who makes sure that she makes her boyfriend spend "SO MUCH" that her boyfriend can't afford another girl ..!!

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i haven't drunk nor smoked since the day we met

Boy: i haven't drunk nor smoked since the day we met

Girl:how sweet of u are u madly in love wid me?

Boy: SHUT UP you've emptied my pockets

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I cant live without U

Girl:i luv U I cant live without U Mar jaungi Mit jaungi Tumhre payar me Fanah ho jaun gi:(

Boy:Han dehk le jesa tuje theek lagy

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I Love u, and i want to marry U.

Boy: I Love u, and i want to marry U.

Girl: Bhai jan Urdu me bolo,

Muje eng Ni Ati

Boy: kch ni baji,

Dua kro petrol sasta hojae.

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Shadi

Girl:main us admi se shadi karon gi jo roye to mujhe hansi aajae

Boy:hamary ALTAF bhai per nazar hay teri chalak aurat.

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Khatarnak insult.

Khatarnak insult.

Girl to boy: Main kesi lag rahi hoon aaj??

Abhi beauty parlour se aai hoon.. .

Boy: To phir.?? . .

Band tha kya ..?

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Understanding a GirlFriend

Understanding a GirlFriend is like..

Downloading a 1GB file with 2 kbps speed..

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when u have downloaded 97%, u'll get an ERROR...!!!

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MBA-boy hugs a girl.

A MBA-boy hugs a girl.

Girl: What is ths?

Boy: Direct Marketing.

Girl slaps the boy.

Boy: Now What is this?

Girl: Customer's feed back.

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Dukh

Larki: Mein Shaadi K Baad Tumhare Saare Dukh Baant Loon Gi

Larka: Mujhe To Koi Dukh Nahi Hai

Larki Mein Shaadi K Baad Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hon

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Larkian na hoti

Boy and girl Girl:Hum larkian na hote to tum larke kahan jate

Boy:ALLAH ki qasam hum sub jannat me jaty...

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Own number

A girl dialled her own number from her boyfriend's cell

to see her name saved in list like Doll or sweetie.

She shocked to see Murge no 8

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DresS bht acha pehna hy

Boy: DresS bht acha pehna hy

Girl: Thnx

Boy: Lipstick b achi hy

Girl: Thnx

Boy: Makeup b bht acha hy

Girl: Thnx 'BHAI JAN'

Boy: Phr bhi achi nahi lag rahe

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Boy:I like ur teeth

Boy:I like ur teeth 

Girl:O really why? 

Boy:becuz yellow z my favrt colour 

Technical bezati 

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Jan me apna purs ghar bhool i hu muje 1000 Rp chahiye ty.

Girl:Jan me apna purs ghar bhool i hu muje 1000 Rp chahiye ty. 

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Boy: Dost hi Dost k kaam ata hay. 

Lo 50 rp Riksha pakro aor purs lay aao.

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Pehli aulad na nam

 GirlFrend: Humari pehli aulad larki hoi to naam kia rakhenge?

BoyFrend: Agar shadi k baad hoi to Hina Or agar shadi se pehle hoi to Veena

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Altaf bhai..

Girl:main us admi se shadi karon gi jo roye to mujhe hansi aajae . . .

Boy..hamary ALTAF bhai per nazar hay teri chalak aurat :->

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All girls are beautiful after lights are switched off!

All girls are beautiful after lights are switched off!
shakespeare
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All boys are innocent before lights are switched off!
Shakespeare s wife!:P

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