Tuesday, 31 January 2012

It's so hard to pretend

It's so hard to pretend
to be friends with
someone special, when
every time you look at
that person, all you
see is everything you want to
have.


How can I tell her I love her?

B: How can I tell her I love her?
G: Just do it! It'll be fine!
B: Okay, let's practice with you first.
G: Great...
B: ...I love you
G: I love you too.... See?! It's so easy, go tell her now!
B: I just did...


I love you, there's no doubt about that.

I love you, there's no doubt about that. But I feel like I'm fighting for something that's impossible and it's the most frustrating thing... So this is it, I'm giving up.

I saw you in a crowd,

I saw you in a crowd, my eyes were set on you. It was like no one else was there, just us two. Could I be dreaming, could all these be real? Am I really feeling what I’m not supposed to feel? I can’t believe it, could this be true? Could this be that I’m falling for you?

When I was walking alone

When I was walking alone, I wished that I can reach the end of the road. But when you walked with me, I wished the road would never end because I would rather be lost with you than reach the end without you.

If you're lucky enough to find someone

If you're lucky enough to find someone who makes you feel special...
Don't ever
take them for granted...
Stick with them...
fight for them...
And never let them go ...


It breaks your heart to se

It breaks your heart to see the one you love is happy with someone else,
but it’s more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you ....


Jal Rahe hain kisi ki yad mein Hum is trah se.. .

Jal Rahe hain kisi ki yad mein Hum is trah se.. .
Neend to aa rahi hai mgr Dil sona nahi chahta..

Khuda Ne Aankhein Kitni Ajeb Banai Hy,

Khuda Ne Aankhein Kitni Ajeb Banai Hy,
Jb Ye Khulti Hy To Dunya Usy Rula Deti Hy,
Par Ye Band Hoti Hy To Ye Dunya Ko Rula Deti Hai.

Wo Yaad Aaya kuch Youn,?

Wo Yaad Aaya kuch Youn,?
K Lout Aye sab Silssaly,
Taza Dard, Sard Hawa,
Khushak Pattay,
Aur January Ki Ye akhri sham...!! :-P

Jab Kabhi Tum TOOt Kr BikhrO Tu Batana Hum KO

Jab Kabhi Tum TOOt Kr BikhrO Tu Batana Hum KO,
Hum Tumhein Rait K ZarrOn Se Bhi Chun K Utha Lein Ge:.

Apney ap ko 'ZER' samjho,

Apney ap ko 'ZER' samjho,
'ZABAR' na samjho. .
Q k .
Kal ko tumhen 'PESH' b hona hai.

Mujhe Samjhaya Na Karo K Ab To Ho Chuki Mujh Ko

Mujhe Samjhaya Na Karo K Ab To Ho Chuki Mujh Ko,
Mohabbat Mashwara Hoti To Tum Se Poch Kar Kartay....!

ap k khyal me meri nature kis subject jesi hai.!

.. Subject Day:..

ap k khyal me meri nature kis subject jesi hai.!

1-Biology: loving nature

2-Chemistry: strict n hard

3-Maths: difficult to understand but interesting

4-History: dull n bore

5-English: modern n ahead of times

6-Urdu: simple

7-Islamiat: Religious

8-Physics: totally illusion

9-Computer: Deep n quiet..

Send to frnds n get exciting replies, but first Reply me.


1 stone is enough to break a glass.

1 stone is enough to break a glass.

1sentence is enough to break a heart.

1sec is enough to fall in love.

Bt y d hell 1chapter is not enough to pas in exam?


deficit hyperactive disorder?

Professor:What’s attention deficit hyperactive disorder?

Student: jimbalakadi bamba.

Professor: Sorry, I dont undrstnd wht u said?

Student: Same here sir!


colon and semi-colon iz used for

After all those years in school,

I finally came to know what the colon and semi-colon iz used for…

Its to make the winky and smily faces..


“etc” in examz

Y studentz sometimes write “etc” in examz???

Because it menz

E-End of

T-Thinking

C-Capacity

but teacher never ever understand studentz feeling…;)


Our education system has a drawback:

Our education system has a drawback:

;
It doesnt teach us teamwork
.
& When v make efforts 4 working as a team in exams..they call it cheating!

Jahil log;-)


Aulaad K Liye Waldain Ka Pegam.

Aulaad K Liye Waldain Ka Pegam.

> Jis din Tum Hmen Boorha dekho, Sabar krna or hmen smjne ki koshish krna,

> Jb Hum koi Baat Bhol jain to Hum pr Tanz na krna or Apna Bachpan Yaad krna,

> Jb Hum Boorhe ho kr Chal na payen to Hmara Sahara Ban’na or Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad krna,

> Jb Hum Beemar ho jain to wo Din Yaad kr k Hum pr Apne Paisey Kharch krna jb Hum Tumhari Khuwahishen Pori krne k liye Apni Khuwahishen Qurban krte the.
Plz fwrd 2
All youngstrz.


Childeren's day

Teacher:why is 14 november called ‘children’s day?

Student:because it is exactly nine months after ‘valentine’s day’.;-)


The funniest situati0n in student life

The funniest situati0n in student life

We hav no idea what to write in the paper & the supervisor comes & says:

“Plzzz hide ur answer sheet”;-)


I got rusticated

My Teacher pointed at Me with a Ruler & said:

“At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot”

I still dont get why I got rusticated. I only asked him,

“Which End Sir?”


Amazing Research:

Amazing Research:

In this depresed world, average person tells 4 lies per day or 1,460 per year. And, The Most Common Lie is:

“I”m Fine”

Diff b/w Federal n Other board questions:

Diff b/w Federal n Other board questions:

federal- What is ur name?
(10 Mrks)

Other board- What is ur name & its origin? Give relations & applied aspects along with it’s logical significance. Also explain with the help of graph; it’s upper & lower limits. (2 Marks):-

Na waqt itna k syllabus pura kiya jaye..,

Na waqt itna k syllabus pura kiya jaye..,
…..
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye..,
…..
Na jane konsa dard diya hai is parhai ne..,
…..
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye…..:-(
Haal-E- Students!
Phir bhi “Ä££ ì$ \/\/Ell”


“Fallen Flowers Cant Climb Back…”

“Fallen Flowers Cant Climb Back…”

So,
Dont think about the Past,
Love the Present,
Live for the Future With a beautiful &Captivating Smile.


Suppose its a frnds group.

Suppose its a frnds group. what i am in a group according to u?

Gossip king
Chill factor
Team leadr
Ultimate fightr
Bindas budy
Eye candy
Rude dude
Ms.Atitude


V r”StuDeNtS”

Fashion is simplicity for us.
Class is meeting hall for us.
Teachers are inspectors for us..
Girls are dolls
Guys are prince..
Cafe means life to us..
Study is our part time hobby.
Campus roads are catwalk tracks
We know how to laugh after short attendance & poor grades
V r”StuDeNtS”
KeEp RocKNg yARo!!


Dont fear for facing failure in the first attempt,

Precious saying:

Dont fear for facing failure in the first attempt,

Because even the successful MATHS

Start with ” Zero”


MostOutstandingStudent

I Am The Most Outstanding Student

OfMyClass …

Bcoz I Always Stand Outside The Class :-)

[Proud 2 be an out - Standing Student]:-)


Dedicated To Physics students:

Ques: Prove that 2/10=2

Other stdnts insist questi0n is “out of slaybus” or inc0rct

but
Physics stdnts solve it as bel0w:

2=two
10=ten
two/ten
Now cancelling ‘t’= wo/en
Alphabatical Position:
W=23O=15E=5N=14
Substitutng valuz
w+o=23+15=38 &
e+n=5+14=19
So
wo/en = 38/19 = 2
Hence proved!!
For physician it d0esnt matter dat what is answer,
they say answer lana kya hai yeh batao.GEO physician 

I could be a Doctor and save lives..!!

I could be a Doctor and save lives..!!

I could be a Lawyer and defend lives..!!

I could be a Soldier and protect lives..!!

But why to play with lives of others??

So I chose to do MBA and destroy my own life…!!—


Mairey Israar Per Aakhir

Mairey Israar Per Aakhir
Bohat Majboor Ho Ker Aaj
Mujhey Apni Nigaahon Ki
Udaasi Sonp Di Uss Ne

Bohat Be-bas Bohat Tanha
Bohat Bikhri Mohabbat Ki
Haqeeqat Khol Di Uss Ne

Khalish Jo Uss Ke Dil Mein Thi
Woh Abb Meri Amanat Hai
Shikasta Lehjey Ki Jitni Thakan Thi
Bol Di Uss Ne

Mairi Kahtir Mujhey Apni Mohabbat
Keh Nahin Paya
Magar Aaj Apney Aansoo Say Mohabbat
Tol Di Uss Ne


Hum un kay pyar ban gay baraf ka gola

Hum un kay pyar ban gay baraf ka gola

Wo bewafa boli thanda matlab coca cola


In which Situation will you say:

Get Cool and Funny Rplies:-

But first Reply to me

In which Situation will you say:

“Kash NABEEL saath hota tou……? REPLY me…!!


Friends are like the colour pencils

Friends are like the colour pencils ,

they colour our lives ,

I may not be your favourite COLOUR ,

But hope you will need me some where to complete ur picture


“Rs 1 For 1 Mark”

A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note to His exam Paper N Wrote
“Rs 1 For 1 Mark”

The PaperChecker Sent Him Rs 81 Back N Wrote
“U Got 19 Marks,Keep Th


signboard

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers”

LECTURER?

Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

Its better to bunk a class

Its better to bunk a class and do masti with friendz..
Bcoz..

.

.

Today when i look back..

Marks never make me happy but memories do.:-)


A Student wrote a letter to his father from hostel:

A Student wrote a letter to his father from hostel:

Dear dad…!
No money,No fun.
Your son!…

His father replied:
Dear son!
So sad,Very bad
Your dad


my teacher used to wear sun glasses


During my school days, my teacher used to wear sun glasses
Do u knw Y?
.
.
.
.
.
.
. bcz
I was such a bright student…

.

.
No claping plz:D


Brain

“Brain is the most outstanding organ.

It works for 24 Hours, 365 days right from the time of birth but stops only when we enter d Exam Hall…”


Kabi Hum Se Bi Do Pal ki Mulaqat kar Liya karo,

Kabi Hum Se Bi Do Pal ki Mulaqat kar Liya karo,
 Kya Pata Aaj Hum Taras Rahe Hain kal Aap Dhondte Reh jao. 

Din Raat Musallat Hai Meri Souchon Pe Tera Aks...

Din Raat Musallat Hai Meri Souchon Pe Tera Aks...
 Tera Halka Sa Tasawur Mujhe Sone Nahi Data...!!
Good Night

Ibtida Ho Kuch Es Tarha Se Tere Naam K Sath,

Ibtida Ho Kuch Es Tarha Se Tere Naam K Sath,
( "..YA RAB.." )
K Din Guzar Jaye Teri RahMaton K Saye Main..!!
Ameen
Good Morning

If u give Space to Realise Your Worth

If u give Space to Realise Your Worth & know how Life is Widout You,
its ur carelessness & the space will be covered by someone else.

"...Humain na roko k ab so jane do hamesha k liye"

"...Humain na roko k ab so jane do hamesha k liye"
"**FARAZ..**" ".
Hum thak gaey hain "BEWAFA" logon se Wafa kartay kartay

Monday, 30 January 2012

Waqt, Dost aur rishty

'Waqt, Dost aur rishty' ye wo cheezen hn jo hamn muft mlti hn,
mgr inki keemat ka tb pta chlta h jb ye kahin kho jati hn.

Moti aurat...

Aik Dafa ..... aik admi ki BOHATTTTT MOTI biwi thi :D ..

so aik din us ki BIwi nay us kay opper apni leg rekh di ....

SO the Husband questioned his wife kay "JANU ... INSAN KO SISAK SISAK kar marna chiya ya AIK DUM HI" ...


TO biwi nay thori dair socha or phir boolli .. meray khiyal may aik dum hi .........


TO hsband bola .. ok .....




"PHIR APNI DOSRI LAAT BHI MERAY OPPER REKH DO" :D .......


Khuda Ne Sabar Karne Ki MuJhe TaufeeQ Bakhshi Hai,

Khuda Ne Sabar Karne Ki MuJhe TaufeeQ Bakhshi Hai,
Arey Je Bhar K Tarrpao, Shikayat Kon Karta Hai....?

Kehny walon ka kuch nhi jata....

Kehny walon ka kuch nhi jata....
sehny walay kamal kertay hain...!

Naam-e-khuda lekar uth jate hain jo log

Naam-e-khuda lekar uth jate hain jo log
Manzil k pas wo nahi manzilen un ke pas aajati hain.
Have a blessed day.

Ek phool ki patti se b nazuk tha mera dil'

Ek phool ki patti se b nazuk tha mera dil'
Dunya k hadsat ne pathar bana dia...

main hon teri Walda.:-)

Larka (burqay wali ko cherty huy)

Jahan sabzi wahan Dalda
kesi ho meri Khalida

Burqay wali: Ghor sy dekh manhoos
na dalda na khalida main hon teri Walda.:-)


Maa kya hai?

Pura parhna
“MAA”
Maa kya hai?

Eik khobsorat rishte ka naam

Maa ke dam se he kainat main rang hai

Ye Maa he hai

Jo apne bachchon ko subha uthati hai

Aur

Kehti hai ke

Uth jao baghairto

11 Baj rahe hain

Kutto ki tarha parey sotey rahte hain

Tumare BAAP ne mulazam nahi rakha hai mujhe

Jo tum sub ko alag alag nashta bana kar dongi

Zindagi haram kar rakhi hai

Kam Deh na kaj Deh

Dushman anaj de

Moral

Aj Maa gusse main hai:-)

GEO MAA


Maa ki azmat

Kisi ny “MAA” sy sawal kya k agr aap k qadmon se jannat ly li jaye….

aur, !

aap se kaha jaye k kuch aur mang lo too….

aap khuda se kya maango gii…

to…..

“MAA” ne bohot khubsurat jawab dya k….

“Main apni auwlad ka NASEEB apne hath sy likhne ka haq mangun gi kyn k….

unki khushi k aagy mere liye hr jannat choti hay


Ye Keh Kr Frishton Se Jannat Men Chala Jaon Ga


Ye Keh Kr Frishton Se Jannat Men Chala Jaon Ga

Apni MAA K Qadmon K Nishan Dhond Raha Hon…!!!


Apni Zuban Ki Tezi Us “MAA” Pr Mat Aazmao.


Apni Zuban Ki Tezi Us “MAA” Pr Mat Aazmao.

Jisnay TumHen Bolna Sikhya.

Apni MAA ko 1 dafa muhbt bari nigha se dekhny

ka Sawb 1 maqbol Hajj jitna hai.

SUBHAN ALLAH…….!!!


Most Superior example of love in My life .

Most Superior example of love in My life .

“When apples are 4 & we are 5″ Then my motherSays,

“I dont like apples.”


Jb b merey DIL ki MASJID me teri yaadon ki azaan hoti hai MAA…

Jb b merey DIL ki MASJID me teri yaadon ki azaan hoti hai MAA…

Main apney hi aansuon se wazu kr k terey jeeney ki dua krta hoon..!

“A True Love”

“A True Love”

Subha se sham tak sakht mehnat or kam k bad jab ghar phoncha…

To,

baap ne pocha, kia kamaya…?

Bivi ne pocha, kia bachaya…?

Oalaad ne pocha, kia laya…?

Sirf,

Maa ne pocha, din ko kuch khaya…?


manzil dor aur safar bohat hai.

manzil dor aur safar bohat hai.

choti si zindagi ki fikar bohat hai.

maar dalti ye zindagi kab k hamien.

laken maa ki duao me asar bohat hai.


Tere hathon ki karamat ki to Phir baat hi kiya Hai!

Tere hathon ki karamat ki to Phir baat hi kiya Hai!

“*MAA*”

Mujh ko to Tere Qadmo ki Matti bhi Shifa deti hai…


Rab-e-jahan ne Maa ko ye Azmat kamaal di

Rab-e-jahan ne Maa ko ye Azmat kamaal di
Iski dua ne musibat bhi taal di
Quran mein us k pyar ki aisi missal di,
Kay Khuda ne
JANNAT utha kay Maa k kadmon mein daal di.


Chalo so jatay hain ab phir kisi SACH ki talash main

"Chalo so jatay hain ab phir kisi SACH ki talash main
K Subha phir is JHooTi dunya ka deedar karna hai...!!
" GUD NIGHT"

Wash your face and wash your feet!

Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep.
Yours eyes are weak N mouth can”t speak so hope tis nite shall
b nice and sweet. Good Nite.


Close your eyes


Close your eyes,
Concentrate your mind &
Pray to God about the things
That you want most.
GOD must fulfill your prayer…
Have a nice sleep.


I remember u before i go 2 sleep

Saying gudnite is not just putting an end to a day.Its a way of saying , I remember u before i go 2 sleep. Hope u can fel the care that goes with it…. GOOD NIGHT.

I was looking out the windows thinking about the person


I was looking out the windows thinking about the person
I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so
juz wanna wish u good nite…


Welcome aboard2 “Sweet Dreams” airline

Welcome aboard2 “Sweet Dreams” airline, all passengers on bed,
hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land.
Enjoy ur time G”NITE


night is a wonderful opportunity

night is a wonderful opportunity
2 pray
2 love
2 care
2 sleep
and to thank all the blessings we received good night and sweet dreamz


Good night my very special friend

Good night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring you,Much love and happiness.do not think of me…i m in ur eyes

Good night


Hey u!!!
Yes u…
the cute one…
holding this
phone!
are you asleep?
Juste wanted 2 say
Good Night..!



You Are Never Given
A Dreams Without Also
Being Given The
Power To Make It
True…
So Dream Big & You
Will Have What You
Want …

Good Night

Ab “RAAT” ki “PALKEIN” bheeg chaleen

Ab “RAAT” ki “PALKEIN” bheeg chaleen or “CHAND” b hay “CHHUP” jane ko
.
Kuch dair mein “SHABNAM” aey gi “PHOOLON” ki “PYAS” bujhanay ko
.
“TAARON” k “SAFAR” pe “KHO” jao
ab “SO” jao…!!!
ab “SO” jao…!!!
GOOD NIGHT

* Nights äré, *

( + ‘ * Nights äré, *

‘ + ,thé bést*,+’ timés tö bé péäcéfül..

2äppréciätélifé..tö plän ürtömörröw & tö thänk

GOD 4 ällthé bléssings!

GOOD NIGHT:-


Silence & smile are two powerful tools,

Silence & smile are two powerful tools,

smile is the way to solve many problems &

silence is the way to avoid many problems.


Be soft & cool like water,

Be soft & cool like water,

so u can adjust anywhere in life.

Be hard & attractive like diamond,So no one can play with ur emotions.


Open The Door!Kon?

Open The Door!Kon?

HumHum Kon?

Hum SMS Kia kehna hai “GOOD night*”

Tu kya chahie? Ap K Chehry Pr Ek Pyari si .,….. *(SMILE)*…


Ikhteyar-e-tarannum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena….


Ikhteyar-e-tarannum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena….

.

.

Main sonay ja rahi hoon subah pone 8 bajy utha dyna…..!;- GOOD NIGHT


Your Love is always greater than my disappointments

Beautiful Prayer

” O GoD, when I lose hope because my plans have come to nothing..

Then help me to remember that

Your Love is always greater than my disappointments

&

Your Plans for my life are always better than my dreams”

(Ameen) 


Sunday, 29 January 2012

Mery Honto Kay Dikhaway Ki Tabbassum Pay Na Ja.

Mery Honto Kay Dikhaway Ki Tabbassum Pay Na Ja.
Yeh To Parda Hay Gham e Dil Ko Chupaanay K Liye.

Boht staya hy kisi ki be-bas yadon ny

Boht staya hy kisi ki be-bas yadon ny
Ay raat ab to guzr ja k aur roya nhe jata

Distances

"Distances" is not a matter when the memories are sweet...
Special people are never forgotten when they remain in "Heart Beats"

Sham hote he charagon ko buja deta hun

Sham hote he charagon ko buja deta hun
Dil he kafi hay tere yaad mai jalne ke liye 

Hazaroo mashghaly hy jo mujhe masroof rakhtay hy

"Hazaroo mashghaly hy jo mujhe masroof rakhtay hy"
"Magar tum dost aisay ho k phir bi yaad Aaty ho".

Love quotes...

Nice Comments
For ” LOVE “

Mohabat Aankh
Se Nahi DiL Se Dekhti Hai (Shakspear)

Jo Bar Bar
Mohabat Krte Hain
Wo Mohabat Krna Nahi Janty
(Ghalib)

Mohabat Wo Kheel Hai Jis Main Aqal Haar Jati Hai
(Hitler)

DiL Ki Hazar
Aankhen Hoti Hain
Magar Wo Mehboob
K Aib Ko Nahi Dekh Sakti
(BULLEY SHAH)


us hath ki tarah mat banojo ek khobsurat phool kp torta hai,

Us hath ki tarah mat banojo ek khobsurat phool kp torta hai, 
us phool ki tarah ban jao jo torney waley ko b khushbo deta hai 

A great relationship is formed because of 2 reasons :

A great relationship is formed because of 2 reasons :



First is to find out the similarities



& second is to respect the differences.

Jo Shakhs Hamesha Tumhari Khushi Chahy,

Thought of the the Day.
“Jo Shakhs Hamesha Tumhari Khushi Chahy,
Us Ka Udaas Hona Tmhare Liye Fikkar Ki Baat Hai.”


Masroof hum be buht hein zindgi ki uljhanon mein.

Masroof hum be buht hein zindgi ki uljhanon mein.
 Par uljhanon mein doston ko bhula dena dosti nahi hoti.

Kyun Peetay ho Sharab kisi k gham mein....

Kyun Peetay ho Sharab kisi k gham mein....
 Jhootey yaar ki khatir Sachy Khuda ko Naraz krty ho.

Subah K Ujaalon Me Dhoondta Hai Tabeeren..

Subah K Ujaalon Me Dhoondta Hai Tabeeren..
"Dil Ko Kon Smjhaye Khawab, Khwab Hoty Hain ".
Subah Bakhair." HAVE A NICE DAY

"Khamosh Raat, uska Intizaar Or ye Neend ka bojh..

"Khamosh Raat, uska Intizaar Or ye Neend ka bojh..
Mein "MOHABBAT" Na karte To kab ka so chuke hote

Hai pyar ki Basti me darindon ki Hakomat

Hai pyar ki Basti me darindon ki Hakomat
Sooli pe charha dete hen ilzam se pehle.

Din Raat Musallat Hai Meri Souchon Pe Tera Aks...

Din Raat Musallat Hai Meri Souchon Pe Tera Aks...
Tera Halka Sa Tasawur Mujhe Sone Nahi Data...!!

Kabhi Kaafir Kabhi Mujrim Bana Shehr-E-Munafiq Mein,

Kabhi Kaafir Kabhi Mujrim Bana Shehr-E-Munafiq Mein,
Saza-E-Mout Li Us Ne Yahan Jis Ne Wafa Mangi. 

Barking doges sildom bite..

Barking doges sildom bite..
A burant chiled dreads the fire..
A blind man is no judge of colour..
Do good and forgot it..

""ALLAH"" Apny bnday ki touba ka intezar karta hay!!

"Kainaat main koe kisi ka itni shiddat se intezar nhi krta,
Jitna ""ALLAH"" Apny bnday ki touba ka intezar karta hay!! 

Ye Dosti ka bandhen

Ye Dosti ka bandhen bi ketna ajeeb hota hay Ager Dost mil jaye to baten khatm nahi hotin Ager bechar jaye to yaden khatm nahi hoti...!!

Kya mile ga dilon me nafrat rakh k... .

Kya mile ga dilon me nafrat rakh k... .
Bohat mukhtasar hy ye zindagi zara muskura k mila karo.

Friendship does not need Powerful Eyes,

Friendship does not need Powerful Eyes,
Cute voice and Lovely Face.
It always needs a beautiful responsible Heart with affection forever..!

“Destiny is not a matter of chance,it is a matter of choice;it is not a thing to be waited for,it is a thing to be achieved.”

Feelings

Out of all toys in the world, people choose "Feelings" to play with!

"Itni wafayen bhi na krna kbi kisi se "Dost"

"Itni wafayen bhi na krna kbi kisi se "Dost"
"Dil ki Gehrai se chaha jae to log magror ho jaate hain...!

U Can not Change Ur Future

Marco Polo Said U Can not Change Ur Future
, But U Can Change Ur Habits,
And Ur Habits Will Surely Change Ur Future."

Zindgi Tab BEHTRHoti Hai Jab Ap KHUSH Hoty He

Zindgi Tab BEHTRHoti Hai Jab Ap KHUSH Hoty He
Lekin Zindagi Tab BHTAREN Ho jati He Jab
Ap ki Wajah Se Log KHSH Hotey he

Ishq ka azal sy yhi dastoor hy galeb

Ishq ka azal sy yhi dastoor hy galeb
Jo is ko jaan leta hy, Ye us ki Jaan leta hy....

Ek phool ki patti se b nazuk tha mera dil'

Ek phool ki patti se b nazuk tha mera dil'
Dunya k hadsat ne pathar bana dia.....

wo konsi cheez hay

Q:wo kon si Cheez hai, Jo kharidne wala kabhi pehanta nahi aur pehn'ne wala kabhi kharidta nahi?

"Mujhy apny dil ky,zoq e kamal ki inteha to nahi maloom,
"lekin jis dil men dost basty hoon wo dil kabhi tanha Nahi hota."

"Bari haseen thi zindagi jb na ksi se mohabt na ksi say nafrat thi,

"Bari haseen thi zindagi jb na ksi se mohabt na ksi say nafrat thi,
"Zindagi ma aik aisa mor aya k mohabt 1 se hui or nafrat duniya

Kuch maal ALLAH ki rah me

JB KBI tumko apne rizq me kami nazar aany lgy to kuch maal ALLAH ki rah me de kr ALLAH k sath tijarat kr lia kro

Barbaad Basti main kise Dhondte ho,,,,,

Barbaad Basti main kise Dhondte ho,,,,,
ujrey huwe logon k Thikane nahi hote……….,

BohaT JuDa Hai AuroN Say tery DarD ki kefiyaT ….

BohaT JuDa Hai AuroN Say tery DarD ki kefiyaT ….
ZakhaM Ka Koi NishaaN Nahi Aur DarD Ki koi InTeha Nahi…………!

Mohabat ki Azmaishain dy dy k thak gay hain.* ..Ay Khuda.

Mohabat ki Azmaishain dy dy k thak gay hain.* ..Ay Khuda.
Qismat main koi aisa b likh dy jo mout tak wafa kare..*

How did stupid tried to kill a bird?

How did stupid tried to kill a bird?
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die..Ahaha

Love story ka future

Apni LOVE story ka future janne k liye
Type kijye: <Apna naam> <space> <Apne lover ka naam>
Or Send kr dein
apny Abu k number par.

1 khubsurt naseeht.

1 khubsurt naseeht.
"Dost k saath kabhi Bhi Aisi Laraai Mat karna, K.
Tum laraai jeet jao or apna Behtreen Dost haar jao"

C.A Exam's Best Question Ever:

C.A Exam's Best Question Ever:
Q: Spell the word "COW" in 13 Lettters?
Topper replies, "See O Double You".....=D

Rab sy m0habt or insan sy m0habt ma kya farq hy?

Rab sy m0habt or insan sy m0habt ma kya farq hy? Insan sy mOhabt Apki sab sy bari kamz0ri ban jati hy Or Rab sy m0habt Apki sab sy bari .

Bina libas aaye they hum sab is jahan mein,

Bina libas aaye they hum sab is jahan mein,
Bus ek kafan ki khatir itna safar kiya...

Simple tip 2 Stay happy alwayS

One Simple tip 2 Stay happy alwayS: Never think & Speak ab0ut a third perS0n. &Never think what a third perS0n thinkS & SpeakS ab0ut U.

Tammanna Deed Ki Moosa kary aur Toor Jal Jaye

Tammanna Deed Ki Moosa kary aur Toor Jal Jaye
Ajab Dastoor-e-Ulfat hy, Kary Koi Bharey Koi.

What is line

Maths Sir: What is a 'line'? .
A Genius Answer: A line is a dot, going for a walk

Na Kar Mohaabat Mein Mujhay Aazmanay Ki Zidd

Na Kar Mohaabat Mein Mujhay Aazmanay Ki Zidd
 Kyu k Pani Mein Kabhi Pathar Taaira Nahin Karty

Har Bar Muqaddar Ko Kasoor Dena Achi Baat Nahi

Har Bar Muqaddar Ko Kasoor Dena Achi Baat Nahi,
 Kabhi Kabhi Hum unhe mang lete hen jo kisi or k hote hen

Statement on rickshaw

Today i saw an amusing statement written on the back of a rickshaw
"Horn aahista bajayen,hukomat so rahi hai"

Be Zubano Ko WO ZUBAN Deta He

Be Zubano Ko WO ZUBAN Deta He
Parhne Ko Phir WO QURAN Deta He
Bakhshne Pe aye Jb Ummat K Gunahon Ko
Tohfe main Gunahgaro Ko RAMZAN Deta He

You are never a looser

You are never a looser until you quit trying. hit LIKE if you would never Give up from now ON!!

Meray honton kay dikaway ki tabasum pay na ja

Meray honton kay dikaway ki tabasum pay na ja
yeh to parda hay gham e dil ko chupany ke liye...

Agar mujay na mile tum tumhari sir ki qasam

Agar mujay na mile tum tumhari sir ki qasam
Main apni sari jawani tabah kar dunga

Darpok Hain Woh Loog Jo Pyaar Nahi Karte,

Darpok Hain Woh Loog Jo Pyaar Nahi Karte,
Bohat Housla Chahiye Barbaad Hone Ke Liye...!!!

Do love not war

“Hitler said” I suggest u to do “war” but never “love” Bcoz in “war” either u “live” or “die” But in “love” niether u “live” nor “die

Kya ek wife apne husband ko lakhpati bana skti hay

Question – Kya ek wife apne husband ko Lakhpati bana sakti hai?????
Answer – Yes,
par husband CROREPATI hona chahiye….;)

Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight

Gud nite, Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight. But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night.:-GööD Night

Aqal bari ke bhains?

A man Askd Sardar G Aqal bari k Bhains?
Sardar G said: “Let me think.”
After 3 hours
sardar Replied: Dono ki Date of Birth to bataye he nahi

Hai yeh baazaar jhoot ka bazaar,

Hai yeh baazaar jhoot ka bazaar,
Phir yehi jinss kyun na tolain hum,
Karke ik doosre se ehd-e-wafaa,
Aao kuch der jhoot bolain hum.

Pehli aulad na nam

 GirlFrend: Humari pehli aulad larki hoi to naam kia rakhenge?
BoyFrend: Agar shadi k baad hoi to Hina Or agar shadi se pehle hoi to Veena

Dosti...

“Hargiz Aise Shakhs Ki Dosti Ikhtiyar Na Karo Jo Tumhari buraiyon Ko Yad Rakhay Aur Tumhari Khubioon Ko Bhool Jaye”.

Kyun Peetay ho Sharab kisi k gham mein....

Kyun Peetay ho Sharab kisi k gham mein....
 Jhootey yaar ki khatir Sachy Khuda ko Naraz krty ho.

Choro un ki La_Parwahi ka gila…..FaRaz

Choro un ki La_Parwahi ka gila…..FaRaz
Aaj phir Hum hi yaad kar lete hain Unhain Humaisha ki tarah. 

Masroof hum be buht hein zindgi ki uljhanon mein.

Masroof hum be buht hein zindgi ki uljhanon mein.
 Par uljhanon mein doston ko bhula dena dosti nahi hoti

Saturday, 28 January 2012

Smiling Lips

Silent Lips avoid many Problems but Smiling Lips solve many Problems so Always have smile on ur Face in this Beautiful Journey call ...

Maang Lena Khuda Se Agar Ho Eman Kamil "IQBAL"

Maang Lena Khuda Se Agar Ho Eman Kamil "IQBAL"
Khuda To Unko B Deta Hai Jo Pathron Se Mangte Hain.

Hamesha Sachey LOGON Sy Dosti Rakho

Hamesha Sachey LOGON Sy Dosti Rakho. Kiyun'K Wo ACHAY Dino Me Sarmaya Or Burey Dino Me"Muhafiz" Hotey Hy".

Sochta hon tere dil main utar kar dekhonFaraz

Sochta hon tere dil main utar kar dekhonFaraz
Konsa purza kharab hai jo Tujhe sMs karney nahi deta.

To be In Love With "ALLAH"

What a nice feeling... To be In Love With "ALLAH" No Pain, No Disapointment, No worries... Just Blessings, Blessings & Blessings

Kitny anmol hoty hain ye Muhabbat k rishty...

Kitny anmol hoty hain ye Muhabbat k rishty...
Taluq toot bhi jay tu chahat phir bhi rehti hai..

Aisa Kya Likhon K Jisy Parh K Tere Dil Ko Taskeen Pohnchti rhay..


jo shakhs sote waqt 21 bar BISMILLAH parhta hai

Aik TOHFA "jo shakhs sote waqt 21 bar BISMILLAH parhta hai, ALLAH farishton se farmata hai k is ki har saans k badle neki likho"

Tanhai ki raat kat hi jayea gi itne b hum majbur nahi

: Tanhai ki raat kat hi jayea gi itne b hum majbur nahi,
Dohra kr teri batun ko kabi hans lain gay kabi ro lain gay.
Good night

Naam-e-khuda lekar uth jate hain jo log

Naam-e-khuda lekar uth jate hain jo log
Manzil k pas wo nahi manzilen un ke pas aajati hain.
Have a blessed day.Good mrning

Akhlaq....

"Akhlaq" aik dukaan hai or zaban us ka "Taala" "Taala" khulta hai to maloom hota hai k dukaan "Sonay" ki hai ya "Koylay" ki!!!

muskorahat

Jb 5 second ki muskorahat sy Photo achi ho sakti hy to Hamesha khush rhny sy zindagi achi kyun nhi ho sakti? keep Smiling always 

Altaf bhai..

Girl:main us admi se shadi karon gi jo roye to mujhe hansi aajae . . .
Boy..hamary ALTAF bhai per nazar hay teri chalak aurat :->

Silence

"SiLence is da Fence around Wisdom.. If ur Foot SlipS, u can ALwyz Regain ur BaLnce.. But if ur Tongue SlipS u can Nvr rebuiLd ur image..

Friday, 27 January 2012

Expression of eyes

Expression of eyes can be read by everyone but Depression of heart can be read only by Best One! Care 4 everyone but dont lose the Best One.

Monday, 23 January 2012

“JO” DAR GAYA, “WO” MAR GAYA"

Japan mein 2 dost thy.
1 ka nam tha “jo” aur dosry ka nam tha “wo”
aik din “jo” k pass jin aa giya “jo” ny dar kar “wo” ko awaz di
“wo” bhag kar aaya to jin ko deikh kar “wo” ka intaqal ho giya,
.
bas usi din sy hi kehty hain…
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;
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“JO” DAR GAYA,
“WO” MAR GAYA”

Koi 1 din select kro 1. Sun

Koi 1 din select kro
1. Sun
2. Mon
3. Tue
4. Wed
5. Thur
6. Fri
7. Sat
or us din naha lia karo plz.
Sardi ka ye matlab to nahi k ap nahana chhor do..

Sunday, 22 January 2012

Tum aao to hum bhi EID karen

Tum aao to hum bhi EID karen
Hasrat hai tumhari deed karen
Kuch der to dil ko chain mily
Kuch roz to mann k phool khilen
Kehty hain k EID ki aamad hai
Hum log bhi kuch taaeed karen
Tum se ik ye guzarish hai
Ye apny dil ki khwahish hai
Ik bar milo
Ik bar milo
Hr bar ye hi taakeed karen
Maana k hum deewany hain
Sab baaton se anjany hain
Jab apny bhi begany hain,
Kiya ghairon se ummeed krain
Tum aao to hum bhi Eid karen
Tum aao to hum bhi Eid karen.

Ab too iss darr say rona he chor diya FARAZ .

Ab too iss darr say rona he chor diya FARAZ
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.
.
Kaheen humaaray aansoon pay dengue anday he na chor jaee..

Aaj rootha howa ek shakhs bohut yaad aaya

Aaj rootha howa ek shakhs bohut yaad aaya,
Acha guzzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aaya,
Jo mery dard ko seenay main chupa leta tha,
Aaj jab dard howa tu bohut yaad aaya.

Dil Ussi waqt Sambhal Jaaega,

Dil Ussi waqt Sambhal Jaaega,
Dil ka Haal Wo Poochay to Sahi.

Uski Nafrat b Mohabbat hogi,
Mery baary me Wo Sochay to Sahi.

Us k Qadmon me bicha doon Aankhain,
Mari Basti sy Wo Guzray to Sahi.

Us k Sub Jhoot b Such hongy .
Sirf baat itni hy k Wo bolay to Sahi

Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,

Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay…
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay.
*NEW YEAR MUBARAK*

Apny Husn pe itna naaz mat karo …Dost…

Apny Husn pe itna naaz mat karo …Dost…
Tere jaisay Haseen aur bhi hain
.
.
.
.WEST INDIES main…

Jab”MAA”apni “AULAD”k liye “DUA”krti hai

Jab”MAA”apni “AULAD”k liye “DUA”krti hai to “ZAMEEN”or “AASMAN”k darmyan k sare “PARDY”uth jate hain
Or”ALLAH”wo “DUA”khud sunta Hy
“SùßhånAllåh”
*Meri MAA k liye Dua kren,k Allah unko sahat or tandrusti de,aur unki Zindgi lambi kray.ameen
aap b is msg ko send kren,apni maa ki dua k
liey..

“Janoon-e-ishq” se to “KHUDA”

“Janoon-e-ishq” se to “KHUDA”
bhi Na reh Saka,,,
” IQBAL “
Tareef
“Husn-e-Yaar” Main Sara “QURAAN” Likh diya…
SUBHAN ALLAH.

Fikr-e-Mustaqbil ne Faaslay bana diye warna…!

Fikr-e-Mustaqbil ne Faaslay bana diye warna…!
Sab dost aik sath thay abhi kal ki baat hai…!!!

Os ne wo taaluq tora jo meri zat se tha,

Os ne wo taaluq tora jo meri zat se tha,
Os ko ranj najane meri kis bat se tha,
La taluq raha logo ki tarah wo b,
Jo achi tarah waqif mere halat se tha.

Palkon k kinarey jo hum ne kbi bhigoye nai

Palkon k kinarey jo hum ne kbi bhigoye nai,
Inhen lagta hy k hum kbi roye nai,
Pochte hen kise dkhte ho sapn0n mein,
Inhen kia maloom k hum bars0n se soye nahi..

Suno Tum laut aao na.

Suno Tum laut aao na.
Wo dekho chand nikla hai.
Hamari muntazir ankhein,
Duain maangti ankhein.
Tumhein sochti ankhein,
Tumhein dhondti ankhein,
Tumhein wapis bulati hain,
Ye Dil jab bhi Dharakta hai.
Tumhara naam layta hai.
Ye aansu jab bhi behtay hain.
Tumharay Dukh main behtay hain.
K barish jab bhi hoti hai.
Tumhein yaad kartay hain.
Khushi koi jo aaye bhi.
Tumharay bin adhuri hai.
Suno tum laut aao na.
wo dekho chand nikla ha…

Teacher = tell me the names of all the planets..

Teacher = tell me the names of all the planets..
Student = venus, earth, mars….

Teacher = aur sunao

student = theek thak
tu suna

Major Rohail- Jb tum etni tezi se gari chalate ho

Major Rohail-
Jb tum etni tezi se gari chalate ho
Tb mje bohat dar lagta hy

Sardar Driver-
Major Sab app b meri tarha ankhe
Band kr lya kro

Funny Riddles:-What is more useful after it is broken?..

Funny Riddles:-What is more useful after it is broken?..

An egg -Which is the most shocking city?..

Electri-city -

Name two things you can never eat before Breakfast?..Dinner & Lunch -

How many men were born in Europe?..None, only babies were born -

If your clock strikes 13, what times it is?..Time to buy a new clock

Happy Ramazan Mubarak

|”"|__|”"|.*.*.*.*. APPY .*.*.*.*.|_ |”"”|_|.*.*.*.*.
*.RAMZAN .*.*.*
.*.*.MUBARAK.*.*.
.*.*.===.=== . *
TO U And Your Family.

Todays sunset Is the last sunset of this “YEAR”

Todays sunset Is the last sunset of this “YEAR”
&
i pray that all your worries end with this sunset
&
new beem of “NEW YEAR” spread great pleasures in ur Life..
Aameen

In life, we all have an unspeakable secret

In life,
we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unkept promise, an unheard request, an irreplaceable loss, an unreachable dream, and an unforgetable first love…
Still life is about being happy anyhow!!
Because everything in life can be summed up in just 3 words…
“it goes on”

The person who is not loyal to ALLAH is not loyal to anyone in the world

The person who is not loyal to ALLAH is not loyal to anyone in the world

The reason women love military men?

The reason women love military men?
It is NOT the uniform…
They can cook, clean, make beds and sew, but above all: they know how to follow orders… :p

Wash your face and wash your feet!

Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can”t speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite

If you want to Shine like sun

‘”If you want to Shine like sun,
First you have to Burn like it..,
Because Difficulties Always Lead towards Success.”
Good Morning

A lady to beggar:”i hv seen u s0me where…..bt cant remmbr”

A lady to beggar:”i hv seen u s0me where…..bt cant remmbr”
Beggr”OH MADAM u f0rg0t”
“we r frnds on Faceb0ok….!!”

Friendship is not a word . Not a relationship

Friendship is not a word . Not a relationship . It is a silent promise, which says
“i was”
“i am”
&
“i will b”
A Headache for u Forever…!! :p

May the blessings of Allah flood your life

May the blessings of Allah flood your life with happiness on this occasion and open all the doors of success now and always.

Wish you all muslim community Happy Eid Mubarak.

sometimes life brings us to such

Sometimes life brings us to such
moments where we cannot
express our feelings,still we have
thoughts and new things to alive,,….

All girls are beautiful after lights are switched off!

All girls are beautiful after lights are switched off!
shakespeare
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All boys are innocent before lights are switched off!
Shakespeare s wife!:P

Life is like a sketch

Life is like a sketch,
We have to follow the outline, limit & sequence,
But the selection of colours of love, shades of thoughts, patterns of feelings & shine of emotions can change a sketch into a beautiful picture!
So
Try to utilize the art of sincerety, u will create a masterpiece!…

“Coins Always Make Sound “

“Coins Always Make Sound “
But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent!
“So When Your Value Increases
Keep Yourself Calm & Silent”

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