Girl:Dua kro Ma Fail Ho jaon

Girl:Dua kro Ma Fail Ho jaon

Frnd: q.. ?

Girl: abu Ne Kaha Ha K 1st i To LAPTOP le kr don ga

2nd i To MOBILE Or

Fail Hoi To Shadi kara dunga...

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Cycle sawar

Sipahi: (cycle sawar se) ruk jaao tumhari cycle mein light nahi hai.
Cycle sawar : ruk nahi sakta janab. Is mein brackein bhi nahi hain

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Gayyy

Son: dad wts gay???

Dad: happy person.

Son: so are u gay??

Dad: no! . . . .

I am married to ur mother :D

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parosiyon ki larki

Father:Nalaeq, parosiyon ki larki ko dekho wo class main 1st aae hai.

Son: Aur kitna dekhon,

usi ko tou dekh dekh ke fail hoa hun.

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45 sal ka P.H.D lrka

45 sal ka P.H.D lrka, Larki dekhny gya

Larki ki maa dekh k behosh hogai

Hosh me aa k boli:

"20 sal phle ye mje b dekhny aya tha." 

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price of this book??

Girl:"whats the price of this book"?

Salesman: Rs.1000

Girl: "haawwww"

girl: and dat one?

Salesman: "hawww+hawww"

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Upset son

Dad: Why u look upset son?

Son: I can't tell u dad.

Dad: consider me ur friend. . . . . . . .

Son: Yaar teri bhabi naraz ho gai hai ;)

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Mendak aur najomi

Ek Mendak ne Najome se apna future pocha

Najome: Tujhe 1 larki milegi jo tera dil le jayegi

Mendak Khushi se:

Wo milegi kaha?

Najom:

Biology Lab main

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Behosh

MUNNA bhai:

ye Dctr Oprtion k Wqt Mariz ko Behosh Q krte He? 

CIRCUIT:

Bhai Bole To Agr Marez Oprtion Sekh Gaya To Dctr ki to WATT Lg Jye 

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Shooting husband

Judge:y did u shoot ur husbnd instead of shooting his grlfrnd

wife:ur honour,it's easier to shoot a man once thn shooting a girl every week

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Beti bari ho k kiya bano gi.

Father: Beti bari ho k kiya bano gi.

Beti: 1)Maa banugi

2)Shadi karungi

3)Study karungi

Father Jo mrzi krna bs zra tarteeb seedhi

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Soft skin

Girl doctr se: Meri skin boht soft, mulaayem, sensitive hay aor rang bohat gora hay, sonay se pehlay kya laga k soya karoon?

Doctor: "KUNDI

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Najoomi

Girl:Njoomi ji mere 2 boyfrndz hn un dono me se ks k sath shadi hogi?

kon khush nasib hoga?

Njoomi :pehle se shadi hogi r dosra khush nasib

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Bus driver

Lady2BusDriver KitneGhanteBus Me RehteHo?

BusDrvr pory24 Ghante Lady Herani Se Wo kese?

Bus Drivr 8 Ghante Is BUS Me,16 Ghante B.V k"BUS"Men

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Mari bivi

1 Dost: Meri Bivi Bohat Achi Hai Mujhe Pani b Garam Kr K Deti Hai /

2sra Dost: Nahane K Liye ? /

Pehla Dost: Nahi / Bartan Dhonay K Liye

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Vote

Iltaf bhai Vote mangne kay liye kisi muhalley mein gaye. Wahan kisi ka inteqal hogia tha. Iltaf ne soncha k Vote mangne ka acha tariqa hai.
 Progam kay mutabiq wo wahan gaye. Fateha parhi bole. “Allah bakhshe marhoom mere jigri dost the. Rozana mere ghar tashreef late. Aur hum aadhi raat tak guftagu karte. Kabhi kabhi to wo mere ghar sojate. “log buhat hairan hoye. Iltaf bhai ne hairan hone ki wajah puchi to logon ne bataya k marne wali to ghulam rasool ki ghar wali thi.

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shayery

Aik aadmi shayery main buhat mashhor tha. Wo aik din aik moshaire main gia aur apna kalam sunana shuru kia. “do paint” majma se aawaz aai.
Wah……….wha!’
“do shartain.”
“wah! Kia khub.” Samain ne dad di.
“aik topi.”
“Wah! Kia khub, dobara irshad ………… “ majma ne israr kia.
Shayar ghabra kar bola.” Maaf kijye ga main gazal kay bajaye dhobi ka bil utha laya hoon.

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menhgayi

Aik dost (dosre dost se): yar main bara fikar mand hoon, mari beti ka qad nahi barhta, kuch alaj batao.
Dost: bara acha tareeqa batata hoon tum apni beti ka naam menhgayi rakh lo phir dekhna is ka qad kitni rafter se barhta hai.

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donoon kan

Aik gappo: agar hadse main aik kan kat jaye to kia hoga?
Doosra gappo: main soon nahi sakoonga.
Pahla gappo: aur agar donoon kan kat jaye to?
Doosra : to main dakh nahi sakoonga.
Pahla: kiun wo kaise?
Doosra: kiun keh main phir ainak kaise lagaunga?

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Musafir

Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.

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