Sunday, 30 December 2012

Sherlock Holmes Riddle

British Police inspects a room where there is no windows,no doors,no tables and is almost empty expect there is just a puddle of water. They found a dead women who obviously hung herself from the ceiling, but they are not able to figure out how this had happen.

Sherlock and John Watson entered the crime scene and easily able to solve the case.

How did the women die ?

Weighing Balance Puzzle

You can place weights on both side of weighing balance and you need to measure all weights between 1 and 1000. For example if you have weights 1 and 3,now you can measure 1,3 and 4 like earlier case, and also you can measure 2,by placing 3 on one side and 1 on the side which contain the substance to be weighed. So question again is how many minimum weights and of what denominations you need to measure all weights from 1kg to 1000kg.

Tricky Equation Puzzle

Can you arrange four 9's and use of atmost 2 math symbols , make the total be 100?

Tough Age Puzzle

My grandson is about as many days as my son in weeks, and my grandson is as many months as I am in years. My grandson, my son and I together are 120 years. Can you tell me my age in years ?

Brain Twister Puzzle

2+3=8,
3+7=27,
4+5=32,
5+8=60,
6+7=72,
7+8=??

Solve it?

Maths Riddle

Can you find a seven digit number which describes itself. The first digit is the number of zeros in the number. The second digit is the number of ones in the number, etc. For example, in the number 21200, there are 2 zeros, 1 one, 2 twos, 0 threes and 0 fours.

Maths Equation Puzzle

I know a way by which i can make i can get total of 120 by using five zeros 0,0,0,0,0 and any one mathematical operator.
Do you ?

Columbus Puzzle

The Puzzle: Here is a famous prize problem that Sam Loyd issued in 1882, offering $1000 as a prize for the best answer showing how to arrange the seven figures and the eight 'dots' .4.5.6.7.8.9.0. which would add up to 8

Handshake Puzzle

At a party, everyone shook hands with everybody else. There were 66 handshakes. How many people were at the party?

Hard Math Problem

As they say, beggars can't be choosers, in fact begger take what they can get. A begger on the street can make one cigarette out of every 6 cigarette butts he finds. After one whole day of searching and checking public ashtrays the begger finds a total of 72 cigarette butts. How many cigarettes can he make and smoke from the butts he found?

Friday, 28 December 2012

sum of 1000 using sixteen 4s

Question:
Can you get a sum of 1000 using sixteen 4s and only an addition operator

Christmas Beggar Maths Puzzle

On Christmas , A beggar earns 71 rupees in form of 20-paisa and 25-paisa.
He collects total of 324 coins.

Can you tell me how many number of 20-paisa and 25-paisa he got ?

sand hourglasses. puzzle


here are 2 sand hourglasses. 

The small one can measure 5 hours and the large one can measure 7 hours. 

How can we measure 16 hours with 2 sand hourglasses running together ?

Which alphabet is a tool ?

Question

Which alphabet is a tool ?

Saturday, 22 December 2012

Puzzles

1.) Two girls are born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month and year and yet they're not twins. How can this be?

2.) Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager, and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totaling $27. The bellboy has $2, totaling $29. Where is the remaining dollar?

3.) Two children, who were all tangled up in their reckoning of the days of the week, paused on their way to school to straighten matters out. "When the day after tomorrow is yesterday," said Priscilla, then 'today' will be as far from Sunday as that day was which was 'today' when the day before yesterday was tomorrow!" On which day of the week did this puzzling prattle occur?

4.) There are a few trees in a garden. On one of them, a pear tree, there are pears (obviously). But after a strong wind blew, there were neither pears on the tree nor on the ground. How come?

Boxes

The first box has two white balls. The second box has two black balls. The third box has a white and a black ball.

Boxes are labeled but all labels are wrong!

You are allowed to open one box, pick one ball at random, see its color and put it back into the box, without seeing the color of the other ball.

How many such operations are necessary to correctly label the boxes?

Baseball bat and ball cost $50

Baseball bat and ball cost $50. If the bat cost $49 more than the ball, what is the cost of each

Mr. Red, Mr. Blue, and Mr. White

At a restaurant downtown, Mr. Red, Mr. Blue, and Mr. White meet for lunch. Under their coats they are wearing either a red, blue, or white shirt.Mr. Blue says, 'Hey, did you notice we are all wearing different colored shirts from our names?' The man wearing the white shirt says, 'Wow, Mr. Blue, that's right!'
Can you tell who is wearing what color shirt?

prove why 1 = 2

I can prove why 1 = 2

* Lets say y = x
* Multiply through by x xy = x2
* Subtract y2 from each side xy - y2 = x2 - y2
* Factor each side y(x-y) = (x+y)(x-y)
* Divide both sides by (x-y) y = x+y
* Divide both sides by y y/y = x/y + y/y
* And so... 1 = x/y + 1
* Since x=y, x/y = 1 1 = 1 + 1
* And so... 1 = 2

How is this possible ?

Suarez is a strange liar

Suarez is a strange liar.

He lies on six days of the week, but on the seventh day he always tells the truth.

He made the following statements on three successive days:

Day 1: 'I lie on Monday and Tuesday.'
Day 2: 'Today, it's Thursday, Saturday, or Sunday.'
Day 3: 'I lie on Wednesday and Friday.'

On which day does Suarez tell the truth?

Queen Elizabeth organized a royal party.

Queen Elizabeth organized a royal party.

To Avoid uninvited guest royal family set a password.
Wayne (an uninvited person) plan to enter the party. He stand nearby the door.

First guest comes, the security person said 'twelve' and guest replied with six.
Second guest comes , the security person said 'six' and guest replied with 'three'.

Wayne thought is enough and he walked to the entry point. The security person said 'eight' , Wayne replied smilingly 'four'.
He was immediately thrown out of the party.

game show

The host of a game show, offers the guest a choice of three doors. Behind one is a expensive car, but behind the other two are goats.
After you have chosen one door, he reveals one of the other two doors behind which is a goat (he wouldn't reveal a car).

Now he gives you the chance to switch to the other unrevealed door or stay at your initial choice. You will then get what is behind that door.

You cannot hear the goats from behind the doors, or in any way know which door has the prize.

Should you stay, or switch, or doesn't it matter?

Two prisoners

Two prisoners 'Lincoln Burrows' and 'Michael Scofield' are locked in a cell.
There is open window approx 30 feet above the ground of the cell.
They are never able to reach there.

Then they plan to escape by a tunnel and they start digging out.
After digging for more than 20 days, Scofield comes with the different plan and they escaped.

what was the plan ?

two rectangular wires

I have two rectangular wires.
Both of them have property that when i light the fire from one end , it will take 60 minutes to get completely burn.
However they do not burn at consistent speed (i.e it might be possible 1st 20% burn in 50 minutes and 80% can burn in 10 minutes).

So how could i measure 45 minutes ?

Which alphabet letter is a question ?

Question
Which alphabet letter is a question ?

Thursday, 20 December 2012

Replace all '*' with digits

Replace all '*' with digits 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 to make below statement true.

* *
x *
=====
* * *

Friday, 30 November 2012

Zaban

Zaban Aik Aisi Cheez Hai Jis Ke Istamaal Ki Wajh Se Insan Ya To Kisi Ke Dil Mei Utar Jata Hai, Ya Phir Dil Se Utar Jata Hai

Monday, 19 November 2012

much of a muchness

Idiom of the day
"much of a muchness"

Meaning: If two or more things are much of a muchness, they are very similar to each other.

For example:
•I don't think it matters which one we get. They're all much of a muchness as far as I can see.

•All the news shows on TV these days seem to be much of a muchness. It's hard to find one that takes a different approach to the news

Oversee

Word of the day :
Oversee (Verb)

Meaning: to watch or organize a job or an activity to make certain that it is being done correctly

Sentence(s):

(1) As marketing manager, her job is to oversee all the company's advertising.

(2) My dad was the one who had to oversee all the management work.

Make hay while the sun shines

Saying of the day
"Make hay while the sun shines"

Possible interpretation: If we want to make hay, we need sunny weather, so when the sun comes we should take the opportunity to make hay. Thus the proverb suggests that we should make good use of any opportunity while it lasts.

Note: hay (noun) = grass that has been cut and dried for feeding to farm animals

Slum

Today's Vocabulary:
Slum (noun)

English
An area of a city that is very poor and where the houses are dirty and in bad condition

Urdu:
Kachi aabadi

Example:
Government has a plan to rehouse slum dwellers :::: Hukumat k paas kachi abaadi k rehashiyon ko basane k liyen mansoba hai

dig up dirt

Idiom of the day

"dig up dirt"
Meaning: If you dig up dirt on someone, you try to find details from their past to make them look bad in the present.
For example:
•Many politicians pay people to dig up dirt on their opponents, and then pass the information to the media.

•Very few of our leaders come from disadvantaged backgrounds because it's so easy to dig up dirt on them or their family members.

Friday, 16 November 2012

A PENCIL

A PENCIL MAKER TOLD THE PENCIL 5 IMPORTANT LESSONS
JUST BEFORE PUTTING IT IN THE BOX:
1. EVERYTHING YOU DO WILL ALWAYS LEAVE A MARK .
2. YOU CAN ALWAYS CORRECT THE MISTAKES YOU MAKE.
3. WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS WHAT IS INSIDE OF YOU.
4. IN LIFE , YOU WILL UNDERGO PAINFUL SHARPENING,
WHICH WILL ONLY MAKE YOU BETTER.
5. TO BE THE BEST PENCIL, YOU MUST ALLOW YOURSELF TO
BE HELD AND GUIDED BY THE HAND THAT HOLDS YOU.
We all need to be constantly sharpened. This parable may
encourage you to know that you are a special person, with
unique talents and abilities.
Only you can fulfill the purpose which you were born to
accomplish. Never allow yourself to get discouraged and think that
your life is insignificant and cannot be changed and, like
the pencil, always remember that the most important
part of who you are, is what's inside of you.
Tej

Tuesday, 13 November 2012

Aye Ishq Bass Kar, Mujh Per Aur Bojh Na Daal

Aye Ishq Bass Kar, Mujh Per Aur Bojh Na Daal...!!!

Pehley Hi Mera Dil, Dil Ka Mareez Hai...!!!

With God everything is simple

With God everything is simple, it is you who wishes to complicate, you forget to see life through the eyes of a child.

Puddle

Word of the Day:

Puddle (noun): A small pool of water (or other liquid) on the ground.

Word of the Day Example:

He accidentally stood in a puddle and got both of his shoes and socks wet.

Sunday, 28 October 2012

ab to kisi bhi baat pe aitbaar nahin hota

ab to kisi bhi baat pe aitbaar nahin hota
hote hain bas samjhote dilon ke koi pyaar nahin hota

kitna bhi samjha lein hum is dil-e-nadaan ko
ik qatrah kabhi koi saagar nahin hota

dil main liye hasrat kisi ki yeh umer guzar jaati hai
kabhi taqdeer pe kisi ki apni ikhtiaar nahin hota

lagte hain jo pal suhaane wo hain mere bas khwabon ke
haqeeqat main kabhi khushi ka deedar nahin hota

dhal jaate hain yeh ashk ik aur ghum ki raah liye
un honton ko ab kisi hunsi ka intazaar nahin hota

Oss ny Mujh se Poocha MafHoom-e-Ghalt Fehmi kia Hy...??

Oss ny Mujh se Poocha MafHoom-e-Ghalt Fehmi kia Hy...??

Maine Muskra k kaha, "Tum se Umeed-e-gosht rakhna"

Saturday, 27 October 2012

Eid mubarak

Tamam Sabuto or Gawaho Ko
Maddenzar Rkte Hue

Apko Dfa 27/1011/2012 K Teht

6 Din PhLe
Eid mubarak
Khte Hue Umar Bhar Khush Rehne Ki Dua Di Jati Hy….

pigham eid

ap ny kya socha
pigham nahi ayega
socha yeh dost apko
yunhi bhool gye ga

yeh to adat hai ‘humari satany ki
warna
itna piyara
dost
EID
pr
kn
bhulana
chahye
ga……..

EiD Mubarak

Do You Know The Meaning Of EiD ?
I Think It Means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!"
So, In YouR Life All Moments Bring EID For You..
Wish You EiD Mubarak.

Eid mubarak

Aey Boss…..
Kaisa hai ray tu….?
.
Wo kya hai na….Eid k din sala network khalas ho jata hai to apun tairay ko advance main.,
Eid mubarak thokta hai..

HAPPY BAQRA EID

Bholi si surat anko may masti dur khari ghabraye . .
..
meri gaaye(cow).
.
ak jalak diklaye kabi . kbi pardy may chup jaye,
.
meri gaaye . .
.
mari nazar sy tum dakho to gosht hi gosht nazar ayeeeee.
.
bholi si surat
.
ankho may masti
.
aye haye,
.
meri gaaye.:-D
HAPPY BAQRA EID

Friday, 21 September 2012

intelligent GF

An intelligent GF is 1 who makes sure that she makes her boyfriend spend "SO MUCH" that her boyfriend can't afford another girl ..!!

maqam..

Duniya me Apna maqam kuch is trah se banao k Agr Marr bhi jao to Log ye hi bolen . . . .

Banda Milta nhi tha, pr SMS boht bhejta tha:-)

Sunday, 16 September 2012

i haven't drunk nor smoked since the day we met

Boy: i haven't drunk nor smoked since the day we met

Girl:how sweet of u are u madly in love wid me?

Boy: SHUT UP you've emptied my pockets

I cant live without U

Girl:i luv U I cant live without U Mar jaungi Mit jaungi Tumhre payar me Fanah ho jaun gi:(


Boy:Han dehk le jesa tuje theek lagy

Husband gifted his wife a Diamond Necklace

Husband gifted his wife a Diamond Necklace & she didn't talk to him for a month ?

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That was the DEAL :P

Ek Muddat K Bad uski cal i

Ek Muddat K Bad uski cal i or Uski Aawaz Suni, .

Toh Dil Ne Mjhse Ye Sawal Poochha
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"Abey Jaldi Yaad Kar 'Kaunsi Waali Hai..

women logic

women logic I went to buy a suit, but i saw a beautiful pair of shoes...

so i bought this handbag :

khaternaak jadoo

Duniya main sub se bara aur khaternaak jadoo kahan hota hai
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.Beauty Parlour main Jaati koi aur hai Aati koi aur hai

Duniya ghoom k dekha to ye ehsas hua

Duniya ghoom k dekha to ye ehsas hua...
SAQI 
Bht tanha hein wo log jin k pas mera number nhi hy.

Thursday, 13 September 2012

Smile

Smile, It Will Make You Look Better. Pray, It Will Keep You Strong. Love, It Will Make You Enjoy Life.

Happiness

Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling...

Sardar Kill a Lion ?

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:

I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.

1 yr elder

Sardar proposed a girl......
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u.......

Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.

10 fruits k naam

Teacher: 10 fruits k naam btao,
Sardar: ik amrood, . .
Tchr: shabash . .
Tey 1 Saib, . . .

teacher: good 0r? . . .

Tey 8 Maaltey..

fact:

fact:
If you are 6 feet 2 inches tall, then you are taller than 94% of the world.

unexplained world

We live in an unexplained world
where Poor people walk miles to earn food,
& Rich people walk miles to digest food.
Strange But True...

sincere friend

The taste of water can b enjoyed only when we are thirsty, Same way, The affection of a sincere friend can only b felt when we are alone

Blood group

Tera Blood Group Kia Hy?
Jaldi Bata MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bohat Kharab Hy

Doctor Ne Kaha Hy K Sirf BADNAM Logo Ka Khoon Hi Chale Ga.

Bhai Baap

Bhai "Baap Sooraj Ki Manind Hai..."
Sooraj Garam zaroor Hota Hai, Magar Na Ho To Andhera Cha Jata Hai

Sms

Jab Apko Kisi Ka SMS Milay
To Ye Mat Socho K Usky SMS Free Hongy,
Blkay Ye Socho K
Us Ny Apni Zindagi Ka 1 Lamha Apko Yad Karny Me Guzara

Ek zara si bt pe itna eham rishta t0rr diya

Ek zara si bt pe itna eham rishta t0rr diya .

Moong phali me dana nai HUM tmhare NANa nai

Kitney tohfey deti ha yeh Mohobbat Bhi

Kitney tohfey deti ha yeh Mohobbat Bhi

Bewafai Alag Judai Alag Tanhai Alag Or Ammi se pitai Alag

Gayyy

Son: dad wts gay???
Dad: happy person.

Son: so are u gay??
Dad: no! . . . .
I am married to ur mother :D

Me BewaQof Me BewaQof BewaQof

Me BewaQof Me BewaQof BewaQof
Ahista bolo AWaz yaha tak arhi hai

Ab Ho to ho sub ko btana zruri hai kya

Ankhon mein jab kabhi tasveer tmhari aati hai.

Ankhon mein jab kabhi tasveer tmhari aati hai.
Wah, Wah, Wah,
Bus Astaghfar parh lete hun, tabiyat sambhal Jati hy

Ab Bolo Wah,wah

Chand p kali gatta chati to ho gi

Chand p kali gatta chati to ho gi, 
sitaron ko muskrahat ati to ho gi, 
tm lakh chupao duniya se mgr,
Akele men tumhen khud pe hnsi aati to ho gi..

Aajeib Hai Nakhre Tere. Aajeib Tera Style Hai

Aajeib Hai Nakhre Tere. Aajeib Tera Style Hai.

Naak Pochny Ki Tameez Nahi Hathoon Main Mobile Hai

Wednesday, 12 September 2012

boxing ring

Intresting
If it's called a boxing ring, then why is it square?

Sunday, 9 September 2012

3rd world country

If the earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, then isn't every country a 3rd world country?

Ilaaj e dard e dil tum se maseeha ho nahi sakta

Ilaaj e dard e dil tum se maseeha ho nahi sakta

tum acha kr nahi skte main acha ho nahi skta

Shehzadi

Wife Or Hsbnd shop se nikle to ik faqeer ne kaha
Shehzadi 5 rupy de de Andha hu
Hsbnd ne wife ki trf dekha Or bola

De dy Waqai andha hai

Tere ekhtiyar me keya nahi muje es tarah nawaz dy

Tere ekhtiyar me keya nahi muje es tarah nawaz dy
"Ya RAB""
Mere u duaye qabul kr,mere lab pr koye dua na hu

earth is located in which galaxy?

Question:
earth is located in which galaxy?

Answer:
Milkyway

What is the angle of tilt of Earth's axis???

Question:
What is the angle of tilt of Earth's axis???

Answer:
23.4

pakistan ki sub se bari namak ki kaan konsi hay?

Question:
pakistan ki sub se bari namak ki kaan konsi hay?

Answer:
kewrra

wish

This world is made from wish nd those peoples who can break their wishes cannot made succes themselves in future.keep best wishes from ALLAH

parosiyon ki larki

Father:Nalaeq, parosiyon ki larki ko dekho wo class main 1st aae hai.


Son: Aur kitna dekhon,
usi ko tou dekh dekh ke fail hoa hun.

Mitt Jaye Gunahon Ka Tasawwur Hi Jaahan Se

Mitt Jaye Gunahon Ka Tasawwur Hi Jaahan Se,

AGar Ho jaye 'Yaqeen' K Khuda Dekh Raha Hai..

Moat k Baad

Moat k Baad
Heart: 10 Mints
Brain: 20 Mints
Eyes: 4 Hours
Skin: 5 Days
Bones: 30 Days tk Zindah rehti hain.

Aur Naik Amal: Hamesha zinda rehte han

A Khuda Mujh Se Na Maang Mere Gunahon Ka Hisaab

A Khuda Mujh Se Na Maang Mere Gunahon Ka Hisaab.

Mere Paas Ashk e Nadamat K Siwa Kuch B Nahi

Useful words

Useful words
Shamming (nakhray baaz) ,
On no account (har giz nahi) ,
Self-assertive (apni baat manwany wala) ,

Groundless (bay maqsad)

Kutta

1sardar Kahi Ja rha tha K Usne 1dewar pe Parha

parhnayWala Kutta

us ko Boht ghusa aya
Mita Kr likh diya!

Likhnay Wala Kutta.

Sochtay Hain Usko, To Doobtay Hi Chalay Jaatay Hain

Sochtay Hain Usko, To Doobtay Hi Chalay Jaatay Hain 

Ankhain Hi Nahin "Mohsin" Uski Yaadain Bhi Samundar Hain...!!

Useful sentences english to urdu

Useful sentences english to urdu
Please wind up your discussion
(mehrbani kar k apni guftagoo mukhtasar karain) ,

Affairs do not seem conducive
(Halaat theek nahi lag rahy)

Afsos Hy Us Shakhs Pr

Afsos Hy Us Shakhs Pr Jo Doctor K Kehny Pr"Halal" Roti To Chor Deta
Hy Pr ALLAH K Kehny Pr "Haram"Nahi Chorta. 

rozadar k moon ki booo

 Mafhoom-e-Hadees hai k
rozadar k moon ki booo ALLAH tala ko
mushek ki khashboo se b zyada pyari hai.

Hadees e nabvi(s.a.w)

Hadees e nabvi(s.a.w) Musalman k dosre musalman pe 5 haq han
1.salam ka jawb dena
2.bimar ki eyadat krna.
3.janazai k sath jana
4.dawat qabot krna
5.chenk ka jawb 'yarhamu kaALLAH' se dyna
(bukhari bab ul amar bitabe 1240)

Apne Kharabiyon Ko Koi Nahi Dakhta

Apne Kharabiyon Ko Koi Nahi Dakhta,

Har Shakhs Kah Raha Ha K Zamana Kharaab H

Aye Khuda! Barsaa de hum par apne Noor Ki Barish

 Aye Khuda! Barsaa de hum par apne Noor Ki Barish...,,

Emaan K Sheeshon Py Bari Dhool Jami Hai...!! 

3 Chezain Allah Ko Buht Pasand Hy!

3 Chezain Allah Ko Buht Pasand Hy! . !
1: Garmiyon K Rozy.
2: Sardiyon Ka Wazu.
3: Jawani Ki Ebadat!

Roza

Hadees navi(S.A.W) ALLAH farmate han
ke insan ka har amal uska apna hy ma sewaye roze ke k ye mera hy aur eska badla main dunga

pakistan beat india in olampic games

Question:
pakistan ne olampic games ke hockey event ke finals main kab india ko shikast di thi?

Answer:
1960

Quran majeed ka makki dawar

Question:
Quran majeed ka makki dawar kitne harsy par muheet hay?

Answer:
12 years 8 month 5 days

pairs of chromosomes in human

Question:
How many pairs of chromosomes does a human usually have? 

Answer:
23

wishes

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out. 

din m 5 time nimaz

din m 5 time nimaz prny ki adat banao
sirf ye soch kr ke kya pata ya azan tum akhri bar sun rhe ho
kya pata RAB tmhy akhri bar bula rah ho

Zindagi ke 2 usool

Do din ki zindagi hy isay do hi usoolon pe guzar do
Raho to pholoon ki tarha
bikro to khushbo ki tarha 

Skin k liye wazoo ka pani

Skin k liye wazoo ka pani
jigar k liye quran ki tilawat
sehat k liye nimaz
or
khush rehne ke liye ALLAH ka zikr kiya karo

Insan k Aansu

Insan k Aansu Us Waqat Muqaddas Hotay Hain,
Jab wo kisi Or k Dukh Or Takleef Ko Mehsus Kar k Niklain...!!!

Quran info

*Info*
1) Holy Quran was 1st Translated in Punjabi by Hafiz Muhammad Lakhwi.

2) Holy Quran was translated in French in 1647

Useful words

Useful words
Shroud: kafan
Funeral Rites: janaze ki rasam
Lapse:ghalti
Prevention:rokawat

Useful words

comprise or involve: shamil
mention or narrate: zikar
Hoot or intervention: mudakhelat
sake or intention:murad

Ayk naqsh b idhar say udhar na honey paaey

Ayk naqsh b idhar say udhar na honey paaey...

Main jesay tmhein mila tha mujay wesay hi juda kro...!!!

Barometer

Invention of the day
Barometer
Invent by:toricels Italy
1643

Ilm ke wapas liye jany

Hadees nabvi(s.a.w)
Ilm ke wapas liye jany au uta le jany se pehly ilm hasil kr lo
(ahmad 266/5)

info

"iNFO"
A snail can sleep for 3 years. ,

Our "Eyes" are always the same size from birth but our Nose and Ears never stop growing.

Hadees nabvi

Hadees nabvi
App(s.a.w) ne fermaya muj per joot na bando q k jo muj per joot bandta hai wo aag me dakhil ho ga.

Useful Words

"Useful Words"
All day long (din bhar) ,
The nuptial night (suhaag raat) ,
Dashful (ghayrat mand) ,
From whom? (kis say?)

Party...

I don't belive in any party PPP,MQM,PML-N,PML-Q,ANP

i like ans support only one party that is

"IFTAR PARTY"

abnormal fear of spiders

Question:
What is the name of the phobia that involves an abnormal fear of spiders?

Answer:
Arachnophobia 

Surah bani israil

Question:
Surah bani israil ka dosra name kya hay?

Answer:
Surah asra

Future

Question:
What is that we cannot see, but is always before you?


Answer:Future

Ramazan aur shaitan

Boy:sir ramzan me to shetan es dunya se chla jata hy magr log phir b gunah krty hy q?

Sir:beta wo chution ka kam de k jate han 

Roza

Abu Horera R.A Se Riwayat Hai K Nabi (Saw) Ne Farmaya:

Har Cheez Ki Zakat Hoti Hai Or Jism ki Zakat Roza Hai

Highest Battlefield

Highest Battlefield 1983 indian & pakstan armies hve fought each othr on the siachen glacier at kashmir.vch z highst bttlefield n world

45 sal ka P.H.D lrka

45 sal ka P.H.D lrka, Larki dekhny gya

Larki ki maa dekh k behosh hogai

Hosh me aa k boli:

"20 sal phle ye mje b dekhny aya tha." 

information

: There are 928 Operating Satellites as of April 2010. -

The U.S Produces the most ice Cream in the World.

Roz aatay Hain BAADAL Abr-E-Rehmat lay K

Roz aatay Hain BAADAL Abr-E-Rehmat lay K,

Meray Sheher K Aamaal Unhain Barasnay Nahin Detay.:

dua...

Aisi kya dua dun tujko jo tere labon pe hansi k phool khila dy, 
Bs yehi dua ha k sitaron c roshan khuda teri "taqdeer" bana dy.
AAMEEN. ...

Insan ki ghaltian

"Insan ki ghaltian usay wo dars deti hain,
jo usay kisi darsgaah se nahi mil sakti"

Educated.

When U develop the ability to listen anything harsh without loosing ur temper or selfconfidence, it means you have become Educated.

Monday, 27 August 2012

You deserve a Father’s Day

You deserve a Father’s Day
filled with the nicest things-
like the joy that comes
from sharing favorite memories
and from knowing how much
you’re loved and appreciated
for the special father you are.

It’s Father’s Day

It’s Father’s Day.
You’re a father.
I am sending you a
Father’s Day Card.

So that’s one thing
the government
can’t screw up.

No matter how old I get

No matter how old I get,
I’ll never find a better
role model than you.
No matter how much time goes by,
I’ll always look up to you, Dad
Happy Father’s Day!

Being a Dad is like

Being a Dad is like
Being on a Wild
Roller-Coaster Ride…

When you get off,
you realize all
your Money flew
out of your pants!

Hope your
Father’s day
has more Ups than downs.

All things bright and beautiful

All things bright and beautiful
All things good and true,
All things fine and wonderful,
All these are wished for you
on your birthday and Always.
Happy Birthday Dear!

Happy Birthday!!

I want to be an artist
to paint pictures just for you
so when each birthday comes around
I can send quite a few

Happy Birthday!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Sweet…
That’s what my world
has become with you!
On this special day..
sending you all my love
to wish you happiness
today and always…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

happy birthday!

Wishing you a happy
and prosperous birthday
and a sweet night of
birthday dreams.

happy birthday!

Wishing you a very happy Birthday!

Your birthday is a time to
dream of a bright new future
that brings into your life
all the things you desire!

Wishing you a very happy Birthday!

God measures time not by years

God measures time not by years
but by worthwhile things you do,
so each new birthday, as it comes,
should only mean to you
more time you’ve loved and served Him,
more goals that you’ve achieved,
more reasons to be thankful
for the blessings you’ve received.

Wishing you all the smiles

Wishing you all the smiles
and happy moments
that you deserve
on your special day!
Happy Birthday to you!

I just want you to know

I just want you to know
you’re being thought about
and wished the very best
of everything
especially on your birthday.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Sweetheart!

Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
You’re a year older again,
I’m Sorry, but that’s true!

Happy Birthday Sweetheart!

A day in many, that comes once a year

A day in many, that comes once a year,
a day of celebrations and joys
that are most dear,
and since it your birthday…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Birthday Greetings

Birthday Greetings,
filled with Love and blessings
You have been such a loving approach to life,
with a warm, gentle spirit that makes
everyone around you feel special.
That’s a wonderful gift,
one that makes you a blessing
in this world.
Have a nice time!

Happy Birthday!

Dad
I have grown up with..
the wisdom of your words,
the cheerfulness of your laughter,
the strength of your mind
and
the warmth of your Love…
Thank you for all that you’ve been
You have inspired the Best in me!

Happy Birthday!

Hope these flowers spread

Hope these flowers spread
their fragrance to your days
The colors enrich your life
and the dewdrops softens
your ways

Happy Birthday!

Sending you SMILES

Sending you SMILES
for every moment of
your special day
Have a wonderful time
and a very
Happy Birthday!

There is a prayer

There is a prayer
Within my heart today,
That God will richly bless
Your birthday and each day
All year with joy and happiness!
Happy birthday

I may not be by your side

I may not be by your side..
celebrating your special day with you..
But I want you to know
that I’m thinking of you..
and wishing you
a wonderful
Birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Thinking of you
on your birthday
and wishing you
happiness always…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Happy Birthday!

I hope your special day
brings you all that
your heart desires
Here’s wishing you a day
full of pleasant surprises

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Warm
and Happy Wishes
for a
Lovely Friend
like you!
Have a great time
with all that you love!
Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Warm, friendly,
loving and kind
These words are not
enough you describe
a friend like you!
Wishing you a very
Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! to dearest grandparent

To my dearest grandparent,
with lots of love, today
and every day…
Wishing you a very
Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to teacher

Thanks for your constant
encouragement and support
Happy Birthday to
the most wonderful
teacher!

Sending you a Birthday wish

Sending you a Birthday wish
wrapped with all my love!

Have a
very
Happy
Birthday!

Wishing you a very happy birthday!

It’s not just your
Birthday that I celebrate
But also the many sweet moments
that you have been into my life

Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday
Your Kindness takes
my breath away
and your good nature
melts the heart
I hope this message
reminds you of my love
even though we are
far apart

Happy Birthday!

Birthday Wishes for a Wonderful Friend

Birthday Wishes for
a Wonderful Friend

I have been thinking
of all the special times
we have shared
I have such fond
memories of our
heart to heart talks
of sharing secrets,
Dreams and even tears
Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Best Friend!

Happy Birthday Best Friend!
I am sure God would have
a tough time deciding
the best birthday gift
for you.

Happy Birthday to a

Happy Birthday to a
Sweet
Innocent
Super
Talent
Extraordinary
Remarkable
Who has everything!
Have a beautiful day Sister!

Thursday, 23 August 2012

tan badan main aag

Bus aj teh kar lia k ap k tan badan main aag lgani hai
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Zardari zinda abadBus aj teh kar lia k ap k tan badan main aag lgani hai
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Zardari zinda abad

Tension denay k 2 asaan Tareqay hain

Tension denay k 2 asaan Tareqay hain: .
1) Kabhi Kisi Ko Poori Baat Na Batao.
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Aur 
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price of this book??

Girl:"whats the price of this book"?

Salesman: Rs.1000
Girl: "haawwww"

girl: and dat one?

Salesman: "hawww+hawww"

Uss K Eshq ne bana dia Sarkari Afsar Mujh ko

Uss K Eshq ne bana dia Sarkari Afsar Mujh ko..

Na Koi Kaam Karta hoon, Na Koi Baat Sunta hoon

Deklo tm ne nikama bana diya.

Monday, 20 August 2012

Kash hum ek SMS hoty

Kash hum ek SMS hoty
bas aik click mey aap ky paas hoty
mana k aap hamy delete kar detay
laikin kuch dair k liye tou hum aap ky paas hoty
or bari khushi say kehtay

,EID MUBARAK

May Allah accept your Good deeds

May Allah accept your Good deeds,
Forgive your transgressions and ease the
Suffering of all the people around the Globe.

Wishing you a very Happy, Healthy,
Prosperous and Peaceful Eid.

Eid Mubarak!

Socha kisi apne se baat karun

Socha kisi apne se baat karun,
Apne kisi khaas ko yaad karun,
Kiya jo faisla eid mubarak kehne ka,
Dil ne kaha kyun na aapseshuruwat karun.
*EID MUBARAK*

Happy Advance EID MUBARAK

* ,* This
* / ,/’ BUNCH
‘///’,* of
“%” FLOWERS
Is Being Specially Delivered To
“U”&ur FAMILY

Just To say.

“Happy Advance EID MUBARAK”.

Apna to kisi Tour katt jaye ga ye Din

Apna to kisi Tour katt jaye ga ye Din
Tum jis se milo aaj us ko Eid Mubarak

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