Sunday, 29 July 2012

50 mph

If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?

Wednesday, 25 July 2012

Dear Mom

Dear Mom, because of you I am what I am today. You carried me for 9 months and raised me. You're a strong woman.

Sunday, 22 July 2012

Dil ke aeiney main hai tasveer e yaar

Dil ke aeiney main hai tasveer e yaar,

Jub zara gardan jhukai daik li

Kuch tabasuum zair e lub kuch sharm damanger hy

Kuch tabasuum zair e lub kuch sharm damanger hy,

Oof ye kis aalam me kechwai hoye tasweer hy

Kabhi Paigham-e-Ulfat, Kabhi Mujh Se Bad-Gumaani

Kabhi Paigham-e-Ulfat, Kabhi Mujh Se Bad-Gumaani,

Teri Ye Bhi Meherbani, Teri Wo Bhi Meherbani . 

Scoter

Invention of day
Scoter
Invent by:braud shah
England 1919

Umer bhr us ne mjay toot k chaha lakn

Umer bhr us ne mjay toot k chaha lakn,

Uske ilbum me mari 1 bhe taswer nhe.

Dukh

Larki: Mein Shaadi K Baad Tumhare Saare Dukh Baant Loon Gi

Larka: Mujhe To Koi Dukh Nahi Hai

Larki Mein Shaadi K Baad Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hon

Shayad koi Tarash Kr Kismat Sanwaar De

Shayad koi Tarash Kr Kismat Sanwaar De.....!!!

Ye Soch Kr mai Umar Bhar Pathr Bana Raha....!!!

Gulaab Chehraa, Haseen GaiSu, Chamaktii aankhein, Or Un mein Kaajal

Gulaab Chehraa, Haseen GaiSu, Chamaktii aankhein, Or Un mein Kaajal.

Na Reh Sakein Gay, Btaa rahein hain, Q rOz khUd kO nikhaartay hO..?

Tumhe maloom hy main tanha reh nhi skta

Tumhe maloom hy main tanha reh nhi skta,

Meri aadat badalny tak to mere sath reh jao

Uss K Honton Ko Dekha to, Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aaya

Uss K Honton Ko Dekha to, Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aaya,

Wo Lafz Kitne Nasheele Hon ge, Jo inhen Choo kr Guzrte hain.

On selling three articles

Question: 

On selling three articles at the cost of four article, there will be profit of (1) 25% (2) 100/3 % (3) 75/2% (4) 40%



Ans:100/3%

Sahabi

Question:
Hazrat Jibrail(A.S) kis Sahabi(R.A) kis shakal main wahi le ke aty te? 

Ans:Dahee kalbi(R.A)

Heliometer is used for ???

Question:
Heliometer is used for ???


Ans:Measurment of angles in space(Sun's diameter different season etc) 

Mohabbat Dekh li Main Ne Zamane Bhar Ke Logon Ki

Mohabbat Dekh li Main Ne Zamane Bhar Ke Logon Ki,

Jahan Kuch "Daam" Ziyada Ho Wahan Insan Biktey Hain.

tabiyat

Sardar: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha,
kya hua..

Dosra sardar:
Yaar kal jaaonga,aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai..


appologize

Sometimes people accidently walk over your feet and appologize. While somet!mes people walk all over your Heart and even don't realize.

Noble prize 1903

Noble prize 1903
Piece
William Randal Cremer

Noble prize 1903

Noble prize 1903
Chemistry
Svante August Arrhenius

Madicine
Niels Ryberg Finsen


Literature
Bjørnstjerne Martinus Bjørnson

Noble prize 1903

Noble prize
1903
Physics
Antoine Henri
Becquerel Pierre
Curie Marie Curie,

X-ray

Invention of the day:
X-ray
Invent by:Rhongton
1895 Germany

Leaving alone

Leaving alone is really better than living with fake people who hate you but act likee loving you 

Aim for the sky

Aim for the sky and you will reach the ceiling aim for the ceiling and you will stay on the floor 

human

A human should lift himself so high that the sky might amaiz on his struggle

Saturday, 21 July 2012

screaming

A screaming comes across the sky ,it has happend before but there is nothing to compare it to now. 

dreams

The sky is full of dreams but you don't know how to fly 

2x-y=4

If 2x-y=4 then calculate 6x-3y=? 


Ans:12

Why do the sky and the water of the ocean look blue?

Question:
Why do the sky and the water of the ocean look blue?


Ans:scattering of blue light from particles of atmosphere

Reserch team in antartctica

Question:
Antarctica main pehly kis Muslim country ne research team beji thi? 



Ans:Pakistan

Dua

"1 CHOTI MAGAR KHOBSURAT DUA"
"YA ALLAH meray wo Gunah muaf farma jo meri duaon ko Qabool nahi honay detay"
Ameen

Parindy aur insan

aj ka sbq.
"Muje Afsos Hota Hai Jab?
Insan K Jagnay Se Pehly Parinday Jaag Jaty Hain ..
Good morning

Nafrat aur muhabbat

Nafrat ko Hazaar moka do K wo muhabt ban Jay Lekin...!
Muhabt ko aik bhi Moka na do k wo nafrat ban jay.

Friday, 20 July 2012

Vote

Iltaf bhai Vote mangne kay liye kisi muhalley mein gaye. Wahan kisi ka inteqal hogia tha. Iltaf ne soncha k Vote mangne ka acha tariqa hai.
 Progam kay mutabiq wo wahan gaye. Fateha parhi bole. “Allah bakhshe marhoom mere jigri dost the. Rozana mere ghar tashreef late. Aur hum aadhi raat tak guftagu karte. Kabhi kabhi to wo mere ghar sojate. “log buhat hairan hoye. Iltaf bhai ne hairan hone ki wajah puchi to logon ne bataya k marne wali to ghulam rasool ki ghar wali thi.

shayery

Aik aadmi shayery main buhat mashhor tha. Wo aik din aik moshaire main gia aur apna kalam sunana shuru kia. “do paint” majma se aawaz aai.
Wah……….wha!’
“do shartain.”
“wah! Kia khub.” Samain ne dad di.
“aik topi.”
“Wah! Kia khub, dobara irshad ………… “ majma ne israr kia.
Shayar ghabra kar bola.” Maaf kijye ga main gazal kay bajaye dhobi ka bil utha laya hoon.

menhgayi

Aik dost (dosre dost se): yar main bara fikar mand hoon, mari beti ka qad nahi barhta, kuch alaj batao.
Dost: bara acha tareeqa batata hoon tum apni beti ka naam menhgayi rakh lo phir dekhna is ka qad kitni rafter se barhta hai.

donoon kan

Aik gappo: agar hadse main aik kan kat jaye to kia hoga?
Doosra gappo: main soon nahi sakoonga.
Pahla gappo: aur agar donoon kan kat jaye to?
Doosra : to main dakh nahi sakoonga.
Pahla: kiun wo kaise?
Doosra: kiun keh main phir ainak kaise lagaunga?

master saheb

Maan…………. “Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?”
Hamid…………..”ammi master saheb bimar the aur wo ………..wo ………..”
Maan………….”Kia hoya margaye kia be chare?”
Hamid………….” Aji kahan margaye………….tandarost hogaye hain.

Musafir

Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.

Cycle sawar

Sipahi: (cycle sawar se) ruk jaao tumhari cycle mein light nahi hai.
Cycle sawar : ruk nahi sakta janab. Is mein brackein bhi nahi hain

chokidar

Aik saheb keraya per makan lekar aik naye muhalla main gaye. Chaar roz baad in kay darwaze per dastak hoyi wo saheb bahir niklay to aik aadmi assalam aliqum kah ker bola.

Naye parosi hone ki haisyat se aap se mil ker buhat khushi hasil hoi hai lakin sath hi aap ki khidmat main aik guzarish bhi hai.

Farmaiye kia kaam hai.
Kerayadar ne kaha.

Guzarish ye hai keh aap zara maddhim aawaz main kharrate lia karain ke mari nind kharab na ho sake.
Sikaiti parosi se mukammal tayaruf ke liye poocha gia.

App ki tareef.
Jabab dia gia.
Saheb main aap ke is muhalley ka chokidar hoon.

Sipahi: (cycle sawar se) ruk jaao tumhari cycle

alarm clock

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really it's coming on?

Kal main inhi Raston se guzra to buhat roya

Kal main inhi Raston se guzra to buhat roya
Sochi huii baaton ko socha to buhat roya

Dil mera her ik shai ko aayena samgha hai
Dhalty hoye suraj ko dekha to buhat roya

Aasan to nahi apni hasti se guzar jana
Utra jo samander mein to buhat roya

Jo shaksh na roya tha tapti rahoon mein
Dewar ke saye mein baitha to buhat roya

Jis moj se ubhara tha us moj pa kiya guzri
Sehra mein wo baadal ka tukra to buhat roya

Hum teri tabiyat ko Khursheed nahi samjhe
Pathar nazar Aata tha “Roya” to buhat roya

Teri galyoon main Aaye to hum kho gaye

Teri galyoon main Aaye to hum kho gaye
Payoon baqi hain lekin Qadam kho gaye

Darde dil to buhat the magar charah gar
Tere chahre ko dekha to gum ho gaye

Tera dard-e judaii pe rang jafa
Meri aankhoon mein sare raqam ho gaye

To na Aaye to shab sirf etna hoya
Khawab palkoon pe aaye the nam ho gaye

Sochte hi tujhe hum ko Mahsoos hoya
Zindagani mein kaise Sitam ho gaye

Jo dete gawahi teri Chah ke
Shayed wo sitare Madhim ho gaye

vo shanon’n pe zarkar anchal uchale

vo shanon’n pe zarkar anchal uchale
idhar se udhar mast zulfon ko dale
mian aur bache khuda key hawale
haseen hath mein narm file sambhale
kis andaz se naaz farma rahi hai
keh jaise chaman mein bahar aarahi hai
mubahis mein yun garam guftar hain sab
keh bas larne marne ko taiyar hain sab
fason kar hain sab, tarah dar hain sab
barabar barabar ki sarkar hain sab
idhar asghari bhir gayi akbari se
udhar tafil rone lage gallery se
“sapenchon” mein gote kinari ki batain
Bahu ki kifayat shuari ki batain
Prosan ki parhaiz gari ki batain
Gharz har bihayi, kunwari ki batain
Rawa'n hain hojum tajalli key dhare
Yeh aanchal simte, wo gesu sawanre
Dam-e-guftagu koi jaise na hare
Sitaron se takra rahe hai sitare
Bua ko to dekho nah gehna na pata
Bagett hath mein jaise dhoban ka khata
Ba andaz-e ghaiz-o-ghazab bolti hain
Ba aawaz-e shor-o- shghab bolti hain
Nahi bolti hain to kab bolti hain?
Mayan apne khwab mein gum ho gai hain
Abhi jagti thi'n abhi so gayi hain

Good Friends

Good Friends are like software. They enter ur life; scan ur problems; edit ur tensions; download ur solutions; delete ur worries

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

un se kehna wo hi aayi thi

un se kehna wo hi aayi thi
rutjagon ke sawal layi thi
muhabaton kay peyam liye jis mein
chahaton ka bhi kuch shumar nahi
kah rahi thi keh.......
khawab dekhi hon
aur taabeer ko tarsti hon
zindagi be zarar si lagti hai
bin tere ik saza si lagti hai
teri khatir kin ghutan marhalon se guzri hon
dekh ke kitne hi roop dekhe hain
tujhko pane ki chah mein iss ne
karb ki kin kin hadood ko choo dala
aablay par chukay hain payon mein
un se kehna wo khood aayi thi
keh rahi thi Rab keh
Rab ne bheja hai

insan ko bator insa.n salam kar

insan ko bator insa.n salam kar
har surat haq-e-insan ka ahtaram kar
na kar kisi zalim ki khoshamad
baat karay to sacha kalam kar
ay nasah gar to bashar dost hai
tu zindagi jahad-e-insa.n ke naam kar
koi bhi faisla karne se pehlay
soza apne zameer se namah-o-peyam kar

apne liye angaray khreed liye hain

apne liye angaray khreed liye hain
tere liye sitaray khreed liye hain

tujhay na mil jayain zindagi mein
tere gham saray khreed liye hain

pukaray gi sirf mujh hi ko ab wo
iss ke isharay khreed liye hain

aakhri lafzon ko rakha hai qaim
mein ne sharay khreed liye hain

mujhay to dosti ka soq nahi magar
tere dushman saray khreed liye hain

yahan tak aaye ho kuch zuban se keh do

yahan tak aaye ho kuch zuban se keh do
lafz muhabbat nahi keh saktay salam to keh do

palkain to uthao apni etni bhi haya kaisi
zuban se nahi kuch kehte nighah se hi keh do

dil ko yaqeen aaye keh aap hamare ho
apne likhe khaton ka jawab sath laye ho

khat mein to tum ne har baat likh di
aaye ho to muskura kar iqraar bhi kar do

mana keh tareef se barh kar ghazal tum ho
jumbish labon ko didah apni taqdeer hamain keh do

Thursday, 19 July 2012

Thomas Kyd

This knight both lived and died in love and for his love tried fortune of the wars, and by war's fortune lost both love and life. Thomas Kyd

psychics

If two psychics are reading each others minds, are they reading their own minds?

7-11

If 7-11 is open 24-7 and 365 days a year why do they have locks on their doors?

shit on soap

If you shit on soap, is the soap dirty or is the shit clean? ‪

When people yawn, do deaf people think they're screaming? ‪

If you try to fail, and then succeed, what've you really done? ‪

Final Fantasy

If its called Final Fantasy, why are there 14 of them?

Transfort

Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment? But when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Cow

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

alphabet

Who decided what order to put the alphabet in?

TEFLON

Why does TEFLON stick to the frying pan, since nothing ever sticks to TEFLON?

love deeply in one direction

To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others.
Madame Swetchine

flotation devices

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats, instead of parachutes?

learn from Ur mistake

If you learn from Ur mistake then U are intelligent,
But If you learn from somebody's mistake then you are a genius...

shirty

Word of the Day
"shirty"
Definition: (adjective) (British informal) Ill-tempered or annoyed.
Synonyms: snorty
Usage: He was a bit shirty with her when she arrived late

Experience without theory

Experience without theory is blind,
but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.
by: Immanuel Kant

Today

Yesterday was history,
Tomorrow is a mystery,
But today is a gift that is why they call it the present"
a wise turtle once said so be thankful for today! :)

hot dogs

Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?

pother.

The word of the day is
pother.
Its meaning is:
A heated discussion, debate, or argument; fuss; to-do.

1 Tree makes millions of matchsticks

1 Tree makes millions of matchsticks,

But 1 matchstick can burn millions of trees...

Remember one negative thought can burn all positive thoughs..

60% of English words have a silent letter

Did you know that 60% of English words have a silent letter in them? Here are just 20 of them.
1. Debt (b)
2. Raspberry (p)
3. Castle (t)
4. Ghost (h)
5. Island (s)
6. Cupboard (p)
7. Thumb (b)
8. Wednesday (d)
9. White (h)
10. Answer (w)
11. Knee (k)
12. Knowledge (k) 13. Listen (t)
14. Half (l)
15. Whole (w)
16. Campaign (g)
17. Foreigner (g)
18. Yacht (c)
19. Autumn (n)
20. Writing (w)

A good appology has 3 parts:

A good appology has 3 parts:

1 - I'm sorry...♥
2 - It's my fault...♥
3 - How do I make it right?..♥

Unfortunately a lot of people miss the 3rd part and thats the reason they remain alone...

Monday, 16 July 2012

Sardar and barish

1 sardar pani ki balti le kr ja rha tha..

Raste mai barish hone lagi..

Sardar: o teri khair, sara pani gila kr dia..:-)

Anaa Ke Moj Masti Main Abi B Badshah Hain Hum

Anaa Ke Moj Masti Main Abi B Badshah Hain Hum,

Jo Hum Ko Tor Data Ha Hum Us Ko Chor Daty Hain.

Jis Khuwab Mein Ho jaye Didar-e-Mustafa Haasil

" Night Wish "
Jis Khuwab Mein Ho jaye Didar-e-Mustafa Haasil, 

Aye Rab Kabhi Humko Bhi Wo Neend Sula dey.
(Ameen) 

Sub se zyada huroof e tahaaji kis zuban k han?

 Question:
Sub se zyada huroof e tahaaji kis zuban k han?

Ans:Cambodian language 74 alphabits

What z the currency of china?

Question:
What z the currency of china? 

Ans:Uwan

Sunday, 15 July 2012

Qayamat toot parti hay zara se hont hilny par

Qayamat toot parti hay zara se hont hilny par,

Na jany kya hashar hoga ke jb tm muskuraogy 

Oy result a gya hai

Oy result a gya hai,
net pe check kr ly
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Ye chnd alfaz hnsti khelti zndgi TABah Kr dety hain.

Khushi....

Bantny se khushi aisi barti hy jistarha zamen me boya hua beej fasal bnta hy. Khush rho aur dosrn ko khush rakko

TAQDEER, K Likhay Par Kabhi Shikwa Na Kia Kar

TAQDEER, K Likhay Par Kabhi Shikwa Na Kia Kar,

Aye Insaan,
Tu Itna Aqalmand Nahi Jo Khuda K Irady Samaj Saky...

Who was the first cricketer to record forty ducks in Test Cricket?

Question:
Who was the first cricketer to record forty ducks in Test Cricket?

Ans:
Cortny walsh

Kis mulk ke flag main sub se zyda stars han?

Question:
Kis mulk ke flag main sub se zyda stars han?

Ans:
U.S.A
52 stars

Suraj ke bad zameen se qareeb tareeb sitara(Star) konsa hy?

Question:
Suraj ke bad zameen se qareeb tareeb sitara(Star) konsa hy?

Ans:Alpha centure

Wo Kartay Hain Gharoor Khud Per To is Main Hairat Hai Kya

Wo Kartay Hain Gharoor Khud Per To is Main Hairat Hai Kya....
Jisey HuM ney Chaha Ho , Wo Aam To Ho He Nahi Sakta . .

Bohot chupa le m0habbat par na chupi.

Bohot chupa le m0habbat par na chupi,

 Apni guft0gu se bayan h0ta hai dastan-e-ishq apna.

Kismat

Kismt pehle likhi ja chuki hai. To koshish karne se kya milega?

Best ans. Kya pta kismt me likha ho k koshish se hi milega.

Mistake and relation

Mistake Is A Single Page Of Life But,
Relation Is A Complete Book So Never Lose A Full Book For A Single Page

Ye Fasana Muhabbat ,Ye Wafa Ki "Dastaany

Ye Fasana Muhabbat ,Ye Wafa Ki "Dastaany".

Koi Aur Zikar Chairo Mera Dill Lahu Lahu Hai.

mujy doshmano ke khabar na te mujy dosto ka pata nahi

mujy doshmano ke khabar na te mujy dosto ka pata nahi,

tere "dastaan" koi or te maira dastan koi or hai

mere dastan_e hasrat wo suna suna k roye

mere dastan_e hasrat wo suna suna k roye. 

Mujy aazmany waly azma k roye.

Electric battery

Invention of the day:
Electric battery
Invent by:Volta
Italy 1800

Luck and hard work

Luck z Like a Lift & Hard Work z Like a Stairs.
So Lift may be Fail but Stair r Sure to Take u to the Top
Always be Struggling. 

Jb dekha unho ny tirche nazr se.

Jb dekha unho ny tirche nazr se..
To hm madhosh ho gaye..
Pr jb pta chla ki unki nzr hi tirche hy..
To hum behosh ho gaye.

Zubaa'n Bas Saath Deti hy, Main Baaten Dil se krta hoon..!!

Muqarar hoon,
Na Waa'iz hoon,
Na Saahir hoon Main Lafzon ka..! . . .

Zubaa'n Bas Saath Deti hy,
Main Baaten Dil se krta hoon..!!

dEtay hE'n Yaha'n Dars jO aUrO'n kO Wafa ka

dEtay hE'n Yaha'n Dars jO aUrO'n kO Wafa ka. .

Hath UnkE Hina Baar hE'n mErE LahOO sE. 

Muskurahat

Ye zaruri nahi k insan sirf Aag se hi jale kabhi kabhi to kisi ki muskurahat bhi kisi ko jala deti hai.

Ye fasana muhbt,ye wafa ki dastaany

Ye fasana muhbt,ye wafa ki dastaany ,

Koi aur zikr chairo mera dil lahu lahu hy

three consective days

Question:
Name three consective days without the words Friday,sunday and tuesday?


Answer:yesterday,today,tomorrow

Duniya ki pehli noble inam jeetne wali khatoon kon thi?

Question:
Duniya ki pehli noble inam jeetne wali khatoon kon thi?

Answer:Marie curie

Sel-Fish

Little fish ask har mom: why we can't live on earth?

Mother said: Oh! My innocent kid.

Earth is made for "Sel-Fish" not for "Fish

Behtreen insan

Behtreen insan Amal se pehchana jata hai,

Warna Achi Baatein tou diwaro par bhi likhi hoti hain

Yun na janko ghareeb ke dil main

Yun na janko ghareeb ke dil main,
Hasratain be-libass rehti han Usman

MAMA=PAPA

Prve tht MAMA=PAPA
We knw tht F=ma
and P=F/A
Put value of F
P=ma/A
by cross mult
PA=ma
sqr bth sid

MaMa=PaPa proved

Think twice before u speak

Think twice before u speak
because ur words nd influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another

ex-gf

Nice tought DOnt be sad when u see ur ex-gf flirting with some1 else


come on yar

learn to denote ur old n useless toys to poor kids

Larkian na hoti

Boy and girl Girl:Hum larkian na hote to tum larke kahan jate

Boy:ALLAH ki qasam hum sub jannat me jaty...

Marhom mathes teacher

1 bacha apne marhom maths sir k ghr phone krta

Sir ki wife:kitni bar kaha hy wo mar gaye han
keaue phn krte ho


bacha:sun ke acha lagta hy

Narmi

Kisi insan ki narmi uski kamzori ko zahir nahi karti
Q K
pani se naram koi cheez nhi lakn uski taqat chatano ko reza reza kr deti hy

divide 60 by half and deduce 20. What you get?

Question:
divide 60 by half and deduce 20. What you get?

Answer:
100

(60/1/2=120-20=100)

Quran main Muhammad(S.A.W) ka name kitne martaba aya hay?

Question:
Quran main Muhammad(S.A.W) ka name kitne martaba aya hay?


Answer:4 bar

Shatranj ke kitne khany hote han?

Question:
Shatranj ke kitne khany hote han?

Answer:64

kabhai shama khabi anchal ka sahara dena

kabhai shama khabi anchal ka sahara dena,

Main agar dhoob bhi jaon to kinara dena

Banwar ke goud main jaisy kinara sath rehta hai

Banwar ke goud main jaisy kinara sath rehta hai,
Kuch aisa he tumhara aur hamara sath rehta hay

Own number

A girl dialled her own number from her boyfriend's cell
to see her name saved in list like Doll or sweetie.

She shocked to see Murge no 8

Samundar sy keh do apni mojain sanbhal k raky

Samundar sy keh do apni mojain sanbhal k raky

Zindagi me tofan lany k lye hmara "Result" hi kaafi ha.

Main batawoun farq naasih jo hai tujh mai aur mujh mai

Main batawoun farq naasih jo hai tujh mai aur mujh mai,
Meri zindage talaatum teri zindage kinara

Achi lagti ho

Husband:Darling, tum mujhay aik jaga say bohat achi lagti ho.

Wife:Kahan say?

Husband: Duur say..

Mohabbat ko hamesha majburiyaan hi le dobti hain

Mohabbat ko hamesha majburiyaan hi le dobti hain,

"warna kabhi Koi khushi se bewafa nahi hota...!

Bees

Bees that have honey in their mouth have stings in their tails.
So, be careful from peoples who pretend to be sweet.

exposure of body

If exposure of body is modernization, then animals are more modern than humans

Saturday, 14 July 2012

Dubo Dey Apni Kashti Ko Kinara Dhoondne Waaly

Dubo Dey Apni Kashti Ko Kinara Dhoondne Waaly,

Ye Dariya-E-Mohabbat Hai Yahan Sahil Nahi hota

Take 2 oranges from 3 oranges and 3 apples.What do you have?

Question:
Take 2 oranges from 3 oranges and 3 apples.What do you have?


Answer:2 oranges

Which was the third Asian country to play Test cricket?

Question:
Which was the third Asian country to play Test cricket?


Ans:Srilanka

Zindgi Sy Gila Kr K Bi Roy

Zindgi Sy Gila Kr K Bi Roy
Mout Ki Dua Kr K Bhi Roay
Ajb Maza He Namaz-e-Mohabt Me
Ada Kr K Bhi Roye,
Qaza Kr K Bhi Roye

attitude

A good way to change some1's attitude z to change ur own attitude becoz the same sun that melts snow also hardens the cla

DresS bht acha pehna hy

Boy: DresS bht acha pehna hy
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hy
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b bht acha hy
Girl: Thnx 'BHAI JAN'

Boy: Phr bhi achi nahi lag rahe

Hairan Na Huwa Kro Youn Mery Yad Krny Pr

Hairan Na Huwa Kro Youn Mery Yad Krny Pr,

Ta'alluq Jin Sy DILL Ka Ho Wo Aksar Yad Aaty Hain

make pe0ple Happy

"I may n0t have sense h0w t0 make pe0ple Happy
But I am clear in My Mind that there is n0 Intension t0 Hurt s0me0ne Ever"

ehli dil our bhi hy ehli wafa our bhi han

ehli dil our bhi hy ehli wafa our bhi han,

ek hum hi nhi dunya sy khfa our bhi han

3 nekyan

3 nekyan jin ko krne se Qyamat k din arsh ka saaya mile ga
1.Kisi toote huwe dil ko jorna
2.Dil na chahte huwe b maf krna
3.Ksi ki gha

School late

Teacher:Tum SchooL Der se Q Aye?

StudenT; Sir Rasty Ma Aik Board Pr Likha Tha

Aaghy SchooL Hy Ahista Chalen.

Zindagi tuj pe Buht ghour kia hy me ny

Zindagi tuj pe Buht ghour kia hy me ny..,

Tu faqat Rang hy, rango k siwa kuch b nhi.

oldest state flag in the world

Information:
Denmark's “Dannebrog” is the oldest state flag in the world still in use.

languages

Information:
There are from 6800 to 6900 distinct languages in the modern world.

Language Number of native speakers

Language Number of native speakers
Mandarin Chinese about 880 million
Spanish about 325 million
English about 315-380 million

Hazrat Aisha(R.A) ka mazar shareef kis jagah pe hy?

Question:
Hazrat Aisha(R.A) ka mazar shareef kis jagah pe hy?

Answer:
Jannat ul baqi

crocodile species

Question:
The crocodile species is believed to have been around for how long?

Answer:
200 Million

Beeson(20) ka sir kaat liya.

Question:
Beeson(20) ka sir kaat liya.

na mara na khoon hua what is this???? 


Answer:
Nakhun

Mohabbat Dekh li Main Ne Zamane Bhar Ke Logon Ki

Mohabbat Dekh li Main Ne Zamane Bhar Ke Logon Ki,

Jahan Kuch "Daam" Ziyada Ho Wahan Insan Biktey Hain

Main usay guftagoo se jeet leta Lekin

Main usay guftagoo se jeet leta Lekin . . 

Bazm-e-Yaar mein khamoshi shart-e-awwal thi .

Koi shikwah ho,shikaayat ho magar apna hai

Koi shikwah ho,shikaayat ho magar apna hai, 

taft-e-sehra main yehi ik shajar apna hai

right words

If u can't find the right words for certain situations,
just give a smile..
Words may confuse..
but a smile always convinces.

Relations

Relations are like birds if u grip tight they die if u hold loosly they fly but if u hold with care they remain with u 4 ever

Zameen se chand ka kitne percent hissa deka ja skta hay?

Question:

Zameen se chand ka kitne percent hissa deka ja skta hay? 


Answer:
59%

'Jam e ul quran' kis sahabi ko kaha jata hay?

Question: 

'Jam e ul quran' kis sahabi ko kaha jata hay? 


Answer:Hazrat Usman(R.A)

A word I know, six letters

Question:

A word I know, six letters it contains. Subtract just one, and twelve is what remains. 

Answer:Dozens

Don't wait for the perfect moment

Don't wait for the perfect moment,
take the Moment and make it perfect...!

Papa bole: beta na krna shadi

Papa bole: beta na krna shadi,
ye hai zindagi ki barbadi

beta bola: papa! mai bhi apna farz nibhaunga,

apne bachon ko bhi yahi samjhaunga

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