How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.
Showing posts with label Sardar Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sardar Sms. Show all posts
Thursday, 13 September 2012
1 yr elder
Sardar proposed a girl......
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u.......
Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.
10 fruits k naam
Teacher: 10 fruits k naam btao,
Sardar: ik amrood, . .
Tchr: shabash . .
Tey 1 Saib, . . .
teacher: good 0r? . . .
Tey 8 Maaltey..
Sunday, 9 September 2012
Kutta
1sardar Kahi Ja rha tha K Usne 1dewar pe Parha
parhnayWala Kutta
us ko Boht ghusa aya
Mita Kr likh diya!
Likhnay Wala Kutta.
Sunday, 22 July 2012
tabiyat
Sardar: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha,
kya hua..
Dosra sardar:
Yaar kal jaaonga,aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai..
Monday, 16 July 2012
Sardar and barish
1 sardar pani ki balti le kr ja rha tha..
Raste mai barish hone lagi..
Sardar: o teri khair, sara pani gila kr dia..:-)
Friday, 23 March 2012
2 SARDAR Car Man Bomb Fit Kr Rahe The
2 SARDAR Car Man Bomb Fit Kr Rahe The.
1 Bola Yar Agr Ye Fit Krte Krte Phat Gya To.?
2nd SRDAR: Don't Worry! Mere Pas 1 Or Bomb Hay.
Doctor says 2 Sardar:aap aur ap ki BV ka blood group 1 hi hai.
Doctor says 2 Sardar:aap aur ap ki BV ka blood group 1 hi hai.
Sardar:zroor hoga,25saal se hamara khoon jo peti hai.:-P:-D
Monday, 12 March 2012
Plastic surgary
Saray: Doctor Saib, Pa Plastic Surgery Ba Somra Kharch Rashi?
Doctor: 2 Laaka
Sarar: Aw Ka Plastic Munga Khpal Rawrro Nu?
Tuesday, 7 February 2012
Hazaro Me aik
Sardar Ki Biwi Pyar Sy Boli Jano Aap Hazaro Me aik Ho.
Sardar Apni Bivi Ko Maar Maar k Pochny Laga Such Such Bata K Baki 999 Kon Hain. ...
Saturday, 4 February 2012
Nokari...
1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri k silsily me dosray mulk chala gya.
5 saal bad wapis aya to ghar me ghusty hi 3 bachy Papa kehty huay us se chimat gaye!
Sardar ne BV se poocha
O aih kee?
Sardarni muskraty huay
Tusi mere lai 5 Saal bahr ja k kama sakdy o
Te main tuaday lai “inna” v nai kar sakdi..! :-O
5 saal bad wapis aya to ghar me ghusty hi 3 bachy Papa kehty huay us se chimat gaye!
Sardar ne BV se poocha
O aih kee?
Sardarni muskraty huay
Tusi mere lai 5 Saal bahr ja k kama sakdy o
Te main tuaday lai “inna” v nai kar sakdi..! :-O
Sunday, 29 January 2012
Aqal bari ke bhains?
A man Askd Sardar G Aqal bari k Bhains?
Sardar G said: “Let me think.”
After 3 hours
sardar Replied: Dono ki Date of Birth to bataye he nahi
Sunday, 22 January 2012
Major Rohail- Jb tum etni tezi se gari chalate ho
Major Rohail-
Jb tum etni tezi se gari chalate ho
Tb mje bohat dar lagta hy
Sardar Driver-
Major Sab app b meri tarha ankhe
Band kr lya kro
Jb tum etni tezi se gari chalate ho
Tb mje bohat dar lagta hy
Sardar Driver-
Major Sab app b meri tarha ankhe
Band kr lya kro
