If the first Button in a shirt is put wrong,
then every Button will be wrong. Great lines said by
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Gulmamad tailor.,
Showing posts with label Funny Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Sms. Show all posts
Wednesday, 8 January 2020
Tuesday, 19 March 2013
Funny and intresting
Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means...
E- End of
T- Thinking
C- Capacity.
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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u ?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too" (GAME OVER!)
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When do you know ur in love ?
Ans : When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
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What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.
In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.
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"Why is Facebook such a hit ?
It works on the principle that
'People are more interested in others life than their own.
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A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer : Why d Hell Should I recognize ?
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V Pronounce 22 as Twenty Two, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as Forty Four, 55 as Fifty Five, Why not 11 as Onety One?
Doubt By last bench association.
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What is the diff between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE" ?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
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Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?
think...think..think...
Ans : U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL ? Guess Guess Guess Guess
Ans : "FOOLAN DEVI..
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Why does d bride & groom exchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they
say to each other affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...
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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in
d same college where u study ?
Ans 100% Attendazzz
bcoz it means...
E- End of
T- Thinking
C- Capacity.
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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u ?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too" (GAME OVER!)
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When do you know ur in love ?
Ans : When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
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What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.
In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.
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"Why is Facebook such a hit ?
It works on the principle that
'People are more interested in others life than their own.
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A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer : Why d Hell Should I recognize ?
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V Pronounce 22 as Twenty Two, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as Forty Four, 55 as Fifty Five, Why not 11 as Onety One?
Doubt By last bench association.
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What is the diff between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE" ?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
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Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?
think...think..think...
Ans : U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL ? Guess Guess Guess Guess
Ans : "FOOLAN DEVI..
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Why does d bride & groom exchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they
say to each other affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...
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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in
d same college where u study ?
Ans 100% Attendazzz
Friday, 21 September 2012
maqam..
Duniya me Apna maqam kuch is trah se banao k Agr Marr bhi jao to Log ye hi bolen . . . .
Banda Milta nhi tha, pr SMS boht bhejta tha:-)
Sunday, 16 September 2012
Husband gifted his wife a Diamond Necklace
Husband gifted his wife a Diamond Necklace & she didn't talk to him for a month ?
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That was the DEAL :P
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That was the DEAL :P
Ek Muddat K Bad uski cal i
Ek Muddat K Bad uski cal i or Uski Aawaz Suni, .
Toh Dil Ne Mjhse Ye Sawal Poochha
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"Abey Jaldi Yaad Kar 'Kaunsi Waali Hai..
women logic
women logic I went to buy a suit, but i saw a beautiful pair of shoes...
so i bought this handbag :
khaternaak jadoo
Duniya main sub se bara aur khaternaak jadoo kahan hota hai
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.Beauty Parlour main Jaati koi aur hai Aati koi aur hai
Thursday, 13 September 2012
Thursday, 23 August 2012
tan badan main aag
Bus aj teh kar lia k ap k tan badan main aag lgani hai
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Zardari zinda abadBus aj teh kar lia k ap k tan badan main aag lgani hai
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Zardari zinda abad
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Zardari zinda abadBus aj teh kar lia k ap k tan badan main aag lgani hai
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Zardari zinda abad
Saturday, 18 August 2012
Paap aur bap
Ladka apni dilruba se puchta hai kya pyar karna paap hai.
Ladka ka dost uske kan me bolta hai abe bhag piche uska bap hai.
ZuLfon K SaEey MaiN
JuB Sey Uski ZuLfon K SaEey MaiN Soya Hun
Tab Sey KhuJa
kHuJa k Roya HUN <
(';')
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_/ /_
Uff kamini Ju'oon ki Malka.
2 log
DUNIYA main 2 Log aik Doosray ko Hasrat say Daikhtay hain
KANWAARAY Shadi Shuda Ko Or SHADI SHUDA Kanwaron Ko !
Men ans women
Women fall in love by what they hear.
Men fall in love by what they see.
That's why most women wear makeup
and most men lie.
Thursday, 16 August 2012
MOHABBAT ISHQ PYAR
MOHABBAT ISHQ PYAR Ye 3 chezen hr tufaan ka muqabala kr skti he
Mgr 1 cheez in sb ko khatam kr skti h
R o Hy ABBa ki JUTti
Wednesday, 15 August 2012
Steps of growth:
Steps of growth:
Male: Bacha Larka No'jawan Mard Boorha.
And in females: Bachi Bachi Bachi Bachi Aunty:
2 Cheezain
2 Cheezain hamesha Waqfiyat ki waja se milti hain
1 Samosay k sath Ziyada Chatni 0r
2 Gool Gappon k sath Dosri dafa Khatta Pani;-)
Tuesday, 14 August 2012
Poison
A Serious Doubt :p . . .
If A Poison Has An Expired Date . . . . .
Then, Its Less poisonous Or More Poisonous..? :-O
Beautiful lines outside beauty parlour
Most beautiful lines written outside the beauty parlour, . .
''Don't whistle at the girl c0ming 0ut from here.
She may be ur grandm0ther"
Sunday, 15 July 2012
MAMA=PAPA
Prve tht MAMA=PAPA
We knw tht F=ma
and P=F/A
Put value of F
P=ma/A
by cross mult
PA=ma
sqr bth sid
MaMa=PaPa proved
ex-gf
Nice tought DOnt be sad when u see ur ex-gf flirting with some1 else
come on yar
learn to denote ur old n useless toys to poor kids
