Shehzadi

Wife Or Hsbnd shop se nikle to ik faqeer ne kaha

Shehzadi 5 rupy de de Andha hu

Hsbnd ne wife ki trf dekha Or bola

De dy Waqai andha hai

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Kitni achi..

Wife- "Tum batao main tumhe kitni Acchi lagti hun?"..

Santa- "Bahut jyada..Itna ki,

aisa lagta hai Tumhari jaisi 2-3 aur ley aaun..!!"

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tareef

Husband:

Bare logon ne kaha hai Ke "Bewaqofon ki biwi bohat khubsurat hoti hy."

Wife:

Ap ke paas tou meri tareef ke ilawa aur koi kam he nahi

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Woman on date wd husbnd's bestfrnd

Woman on date wd husbnd's bestfrnd

phone rings

Woman: Yes?Ok, fine, bye!

Turns to her Lover nd laughs:

My hsbnd says he is playing golf wd U

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Achi lagti ho

Husband:Darling, tum mujhay aik jaga say bohat achi lagti ho.

Wife:Kahan say?

Husband: Duur say..

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How much do u love me

Wife:How much do u love me?

Husband:look at the stars & count them,dats how much i love u

Wife:but its morning

Husband:Exactly :)

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London

Wife:Soch rahi hon ap ke sath London ghom aon,

kitnay paisay lagen ge?

Husband:Kuch bi nhi.

Wife:Wo kaisay?

Husband:Sochny ky paisy nahi hote

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WiFe:Dear what r u doing? . .

WiFe:Dear what r u doing? . .

Husband: Really too busy in office.

And you sweetheart? . .

Wife:In the Club standing behind u.

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romantic guftagu

'Apni wife se romantic guftagu karna aisa hi hai

jaise kisi aisi jaga kharish karna jahan kharish na ho rahi ho...

Dedicated to all married couples.'

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Halwa.....

'Bv:Ap ko Mra Bnaya Hua Halwa Pasnd Nhi

Aya Bachy To 3 plates kha chuke Hy,
Andr Se Awaz Ai!
Mama 1 or Plate Dena 1 kitab ki jild reh Gi Hy'

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Husband: Kal mere khawab ma ek lrki aye thi.

'Husband: Kal mere khawab ma ek lrki aye thi.
Wah!Kia larki thi.

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tm ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha'

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Bv aur girl 4nd main kia farak hai ?

'Bv aur girl 4nd main kia farak hai ?
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SIMPLE
25 kg ka

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2 biwiyan......

'1 Admi ki aik tang ki haddi toot gayi

Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi ki dono tangey tooti dekh kar bola !!!!!!!

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"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan hain'''

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Bura waqt.....

'Wife:Agr mai waqt hoti log meri kitni Qadar krte
Husband:Log Tumhe dekh k Dar jaty.
Wife:Q.?
Husband:Log Khty Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa Raha hy.'

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Short form...

'Biwian apne shohor ko "A.G"Q kehti ha? Q K Lrkian tamezdar hoti hai.

Sub k saamne "Abey Gadhey" nahi keh sakti,

Isliye short form me bolti he. A G.sunty ho.;-)'

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Moti aurat...

Aik Dafa ..... aik admi ki BOHATTTTT MOTI biwi thi :D ..

so aik din us ki BIwi nay us kay opper apni leg rekh di ....

SO the Husband questioned his wife kay "JANU ... INSAN KO SISAK SISAK kar marna chiya ya AIK DUM HI" ...


TO biwi nay thori dair socha or phir boolli .. meray khiyal may aik dum hi .........


TO hsband bola .. ok .....




"PHIR APNI DOSRI LAAT BHI MERAY OPPER REKH DO" :D .......

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The reason women love military men?

The reason women love military men?
It is NOT the uniform…
They can cook, clean, make beds and sew, but above all: they know how to follow orders… :p

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