Monday, 27 August 2012

You deserve a Father’s Day

You deserve a Father’s Day
filled with the nicest things-
like the joy that comes
from sharing favorite memories
and from knowing how much
you’re loved and appreciated
for the special father you are.

It’s Father’s Day

It’s Father’s Day.
You’re a father.
I am sending you a
Father’s Day Card.

So that’s one thing
the government
can’t screw up.

No matter how old I get

No matter how old I get,
I’ll never find a better
role model than you.
No matter how much time goes by,
I’ll always look up to you, Dad
Happy Father’s Day!

Being a Dad is like

Being a Dad is like
Being on a Wild
Roller-Coaster Ride…

When you get off,
you realize all
your Money flew
out of your pants!

Hope your
Father’s day
has more Ups than downs.

All things bright and beautiful

All things bright and beautiful
All things good and true,
All things fine and wonderful,
All these are wished for you
on your birthday and Always.
Happy Birthday Dear!

Happy Birthday!!

I want to be an artist
to paint pictures just for you
so when each birthday comes around
I can send quite a few

Happy Birthday!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Sweet…
That’s what my world
has become with you!
On this special day..
sending you all my love
to wish you happiness
today and always…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

happy birthday!

Wishing you a happy
and prosperous birthday
and a sweet night of
birthday dreams.

happy birthday!

Wishing you a very happy Birthday!

Your birthday is a time to
dream of a bright new future
that brings into your life
all the things you desire!

Wishing you a very happy Birthday!

God measures time not by years

God measures time not by years
but by worthwhile things you do,
so each new birthday, as it comes,
should only mean to you
more time you’ve loved and served Him,
more goals that you’ve achieved,
more reasons to be thankful
for the blessings you’ve received.

Wishing you all the smiles

Wishing you all the smiles
and happy moments
that you deserve
on your special day!
Happy Birthday to you!

I just want you to know

I just want you to know
you’re being thought about
and wished the very best
of everything
especially on your birthday.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Sweetheart!

Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
You’re a year older again,
I’m Sorry, but that’s true!

Happy Birthday Sweetheart!

A day in many, that comes once a year

A day in many, that comes once a year,
a day of celebrations and joys
that are most dear,
and since it your birthday…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Birthday Greetings

Birthday Greetings,
filled with Love and blessings
You have been such a loving approach to life,
with a warm, gentle spirit that makes
everyone around you feel special.
That’s a wonderful gift,
one that makes you a blessing
in this world.
Have a nice time!

Happy Birthday!

Dad
I have grown up with..
the wisdom of your words,
the cheerfulness of your laughter,
the strength of your mind
and
the warmth of your Love…
Thank you for all that you’ve been
You have inspired the Best in me!

Happy Birthday!

Hope these flowers spread

Hope these flowers spread
their fragrance to your days
The colors enrich your life
and the dewdrops softens
your ways

Happy Birthday!

Sending you SMILES

Sending you SMILES
for every moment of
your special day
Have a wonderful time
and a very
Happy Birthday!

There is a prayer

There is a prayer
Within my heart today,
That God will richly bless
Your birthday and each day
All year with joy and happiness!
Happy birthday

I may not be by your side

I may not be by your side..
celebrating your special day with you..
But I want you to know
that I’m thinking of you..
and wishing you
a wonderful
Birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Thinking of you
on your birthday
and wishing you
happiness always…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Happy Birthday!

I hope your special day
brings you all that
your heart desires
Here’s wishing you a day
full of pleasant surprises

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Warm
and Happy Wishes
for a
Lovely Friend
like you!
Have a great time
with all that you love!
Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Warm, friendly,
loving and kind
These words are not
enough you describe
a friend like you!
Wishing you a very
Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! to dearest grandparent

To my dearest grandparent,
with lots of love, today
and every day…
Wishing you a very
Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to teacher

Thanks for your constant
encouragement and support
Happy Birthday to
the most wonderful
teacher!

Sending you a Birthday wish

Sending you a Birthday wish
wrapped with all my love!

Have a
very
Happy
Birthday!

Wishing you a very happy birthday!

It’s not just your
Birthday that I celebrate
But also the many sweet moments
that you have been into my life

Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday
Your Kindness takes
my breath away
and your good nature
melts the heart
I hope this message
reminds you of my love
even though we are
far apart

Happy Birthday!

Birthday Wishes for a Wonderful Friend

Birthday Wishes for
a Wonderful Friend

I have been thinking
of all the special times
we have shared
I have such fond
memories of our
heart to heart talks
of sharing secrets,
Dreams and even tears
Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Best Friend!

Happy Birthday Best Friend!
I am sure God would have
a tough time deciding
the best birthday gift
for you.

Happy Birthday to a

Happy Birthday to a
Sweet
Innocent
Super
Talent
Extraordinary
Remarkable
Who has everything!
Have a beautiful day Sister!

Thursday, 23 August 2012

tan badan main aag

Bus aj teh kar lia k ap k tan badan main aag lgani hai
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Zardari zinda abad

Tension denay k 2 asaan Tareqay hain

Tension denay k 2 asaan Tareqay hain: .
1) Kabhi Kisi Ko Poori Baat Na Batao.
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price of this book??

Girl:"whats the price of this book"?

Salesman: Rs.1000
Girl: "haawwww"

girl: and dat one?

Salesman: "hawww+hawww"

Uss K Eshq ne bana dia Sarkari Afsar Mujh ko

Uss K Eshq ne bana dia Sarkari Afsar Mujh ko..

Na Koi Kaam Karta hoon, Na Koi Baat Sunta hoon

Deklo tm ne nikama bana diya.

Monday, 20 August 2012

Kash hum ek SMS hoty

Kash hum ek SMS hoty
bas aik click mey aap ky paas hoty
mana k aap hamy delete kar detay
laikin kuch dair k liye tou hum aap ky paas hoty
or bari khushi say kehtay

,EID MUBARAK

May Allah accept your Good deeds

May Allah accept your Good deeds,
Forgive your transgressions and ease the
Suffering of all the people around the Globe.

Wishing you a very Happy, Healthy,
Prosperous and Peaceful Eid.

Eid Mubarak!

Socha kisi apne se baat karun

Socha kisi apne se baat karun,
Apne kisi khaas ko yaad karun,
Kiya jo faisla eid mubarak kehne ka,
Dil ne kaha kyun na aapseshuruwat karun.
*EID MUBARAK*

Happy Advance EID MUBARAK

* ,* This
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‘///’,* of
“%” FLOWERS
Is Being Specially Delivered To
“U”&ur FAMILY

Just To say.

“Happy Advance EID MUBARAK”.

Apna to kisi Tour katt jaye ga ye Din

Apna to kisi Tour katt jaye ga ye Din
Tum jis se milo aaj us ko Eid Mubarak

Lonesome without u

Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
 miss you a lot.

Eid card

Eid card 4u”
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Eid mubarak

\\ ___ //
\\//\\//ishing
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//”"”//appy
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//”"”//appy
Eid
“MUBARAK”

Ibadat se dil ko abad karna

Ibadat se dil ko abad karna
Aur gunahoun ko dil se azad karna
Hamari bas itni si guzarish hai ki hamein
bhi dua mein yaad karna.

Khusi ka taqaza aagaj de raha hai

Khusi ka taqaza aagaj de raha hai
Wo eid ka chand awaz de raha hai
Mubarak ho aap ko eid ki khushian
Hum aapko mubarakbad de rahe hai.

Eid mubarak

,¤”’¤ .,. ¤”’¤,
¤ EID ¤
‘¤MUBARAK¤
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May ALLAH shower His countless blessings upon U and Ur family.
Ameen

Eid days are meant to celebrate

Eid days are meant to celebrate

the goals and the achievements

that make you happiest.

The ideals you believe in,

the dream you love the best

Wishng u Happy EID mubrik

Wishng u
Happy EID mubrik,
i know ye jaldi hai,
pr kya karon buht sare sweet, young dashing, Smart friends ko wish karna hai.
socha pehle
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BUZURGO ko nipta dun.

Eid wishes

,;*’*'*;,
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\____/ 4 u..
with the Bundlè Of Prayrs!

Each petål öf eaçh flowr brìngs
My Wishes
&
My Prayèrs 4
!! YOU n UR FAMILY

E I D MUBARAK

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//MUBARAK\
Ap soch rahe honge abi eid mein kuch din baqi hein,
Lekin Yeh To Socho
Humara sms jis ko mil jata hai samjho uski to eid ho gai
So
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//MUBARAK\

Eid-ul-Fitr-Fitar

Baarish Ka Pani
Boondon Ka Tapakna Dil Ka Dharkna
Kuch Halat Hain Aise
Sab Jazbaat Hain Aise
K Har Pal Har Lamha Tumhein Yaad Karte Hain
auR
Har Saal After Ramazan Tumhein Bharpoor
Eid-ul-Fitr-Fitar
Wish Karte Hain..

Nazar ka chain dil ka suroor hotay hain

Nazar ka chain dil ka suroor hotay hain,

kuch aise log jahan main zaroor hotay hain,

sada chamakta rahay unki EID ka tehwaar,

qareeb reh kay bhi hum se jo dor hotay hain.

…EiD K DiN…

…EiD K DiN…

Soraj Ki Pehli Kiran Khushi Dy AapKo

Doosri Kiran Hassi Dy

Teesri Tandurasti..

Chothi KamyaBi..

. Bus Ab ZiaDa Nahi

PHir GarMi Lagay Gi Na AapKo

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Hum app ki yaad main udas hain

Hum app ki yaad main udas hain,

Bas app say milnay ki ass hay,

Chahay dost kitnay hi kion na hoon,

Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain

Log Eid ka chand dainkhny ki koshish kar rahy hain

Log Eid ka chand dainkhny ki koshish kar rahy hain
Ap kab apny kamray sai bahir awogay
Takay apko dekh kar logon ka intezaar khatam ho jaye
Owr mai apko tahe dil sai kahon ke

“Eid Mubarak ho”

ubeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh

Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh,
Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress,
Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,
Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne.
Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK

Chand Raat Mubarak

Chand Raat Mubarak

Mubarak Ho

Chand Nazar Aa Gaya Hai

Mene

Abhe Apni Aankhon Se

Khud

Ko
Ainey Mein Dekha Hai

EID KA CHAND NAZAR AYE GA JIS DAM MUJH KO

EID KA CHAND NAZAR AYE GA JIS DAM MUJH KO

MAIN TERE WUSL KI AYE DOST DUA MAANGON GI

MAIN JO BARSON SE HON TANHAI KAY SEHRA MAIN MUKEEM

AB TERE EHADAY RIFAQAT KI GHATA MAANGON GI

Choota sa ek lafz “Tumhari”

Choota sa ek lafz “Tumhari”
Kitna payara lagta hai.
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Dil main Khushion ki na jane
Kitne Phool Khilata hai.
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Pheeky se Be-Kaif se din main
Shookhi k Rang sajata hai.
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Jab EID k din ek Card mile.
Us par hun Surkh Gulab bany.
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Jis ki andar sab se neeche
Likhne wali ne likha ho.
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Tum ko dil se chahne wali.
Sirf “TUMHARI”
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Tab chota sa aik lafz “Tumhari”
Kitna payara lagta hai..

Har Baar Ki Tarha Is Baar Bhi ,,ANSOO,, Bahaoon Ga

Har Baar Ki Tarha Is Baar Bhi ,,ANSOO,, Bahaoon Ga

Tum Mujh Say Door Ho To Main Kesey Ye ,,EID,, Manaoon Ga

Ik Taraf ,,EID,, Ki KhuShi Aur IkTaraf ,,TERA,, Gham

Chorri Hai Baat ,,TUM,, Pay Tum Hi ,,JANO,,

Main Apne Andar K Zakham ,,KISI,, Ko Na DiKhaoon Ga.

Es EID Pe Lot K Aa Jana

Es EID Pe Lot K Aa Jana,
Kuch Yadain Taaza Karni Hain,
Kuch Lamhay Morr K Laney Hain,
Kuch Tarey Torr K Laney Hain,
Wo Masti Or Madhoshi,
…Wo Bachpan Morr K Lana Hai,
Es EID Pe Lot k Aa Jana,
Ab Dil Ko Dil ki Dharkan Se,
Phir EID Mubarak Kehna Hai,
Ab Sath Boht Din Rehna Hai,
Es EID Pe Lot K Aa Jana..!!!

Eid ai to khayal aya hamain

Eid ai to khayal aya hamain

Jane kab bichray huwe log milay

Jee main atay hai abhi tum se kahain

Eid ka chand mubarak ho tumhain

Hum hain khamosh hamain dar hai yehi

Lab khulain gay to pukarain gay tumhain

Tum ko dekhay huwe sadiyan biti

Tum se kehna hai yehi ajj hamain

Maangna bhool na jana hum ko

Chand ko dekh kay gar hath othain!!!!

Sunday, 19 August 2012

Chand ko chandni mubarak

Chand ko chandni mubarak
Falak ko sitare mubarak
Sitaroon ko bulandi mubarak
Aur aap ko hamari taraf se
chand raat mubarak

Chand aaya hey nikal har simt ujala hoga

Chand aaya hey nikal har simt ujala hoga
Mehfil-e-Eid ka manzar dilkash nirala hoga

Tum jo aajao ae janab-e-mann
Rang-e-Eid dekhney wala hoga

Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pay

Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pay,
CHaaNd MuBaRaK Kehtay Hain,
Sub Say Pehlay Hum Aap Ko,
“Chand Raat Mubarak” kehtay hain.

Chand nazar aa gya

Taza hawa k liye mai thori dair chat pe kya aa gia Logon ne shor macha diya k Eid ka Chand nazar aa gya !!!

stay here in your inbox

Can I stay here in your inbox and wait till CHAND RAAT so that I will be 1st to Greet you and wish you Happy Eid Mubarak

EID Ka Chand

EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu Neachay Dekho…
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Mobile Main Aanay ki…
Sorry..
Ap chand nahi dekh Sakte
AnyWayz
EiD MubArAk

Here comes the day,once in a blue moon.

Here comes the day,once in a blue moon.
With chanda mama shinin up bright
And blessing everyone. Her luv so tender, merciful.
Shinin down on the earth wishin us
“Happy eid”.”Eid mubarakh”

Agar Kabhi Meri Yaad Aaye

Agar Kabhi Meri Yaad Aaye
To Chaand Raaton Ki
Dilgeer Roshni Main
Kisi Sitaray Ko Dekh Laina
Agar Woh Nakhal Falak Say Urh Kar
Tumharay Kadmoon
Aagiray To Yeh Jaan Laina
Woh Istiaara Tha Meray Dil
Kaa
Agar Naa Aaye?
Magar Yeh Mumkin Hi Kis
Tarha Hai Kay Tum Kisi
Par Nigah Daloo
Too Us Ki Deewaar e Jaan
Naa Tootay
Woh Apni Hasti Naa Bhool Jaye
Agar kabhi Meri Yaad Aaye
Garaiz Karti Hui Hawaoon
Ki Lehroon Pay Haath Rakhna
Main Khushbuoon Main
Tumhain Miloon Gaa
Mujhay Gulaab Ki Patioon
Main Talaash Karna
Main Aous Qatra Kay Aainay Main Tumhain Miloon Gaa
Agar Sitaaroon Main, Aous
Khushbhuoon Main
Naa Paoo Mujh Koo
To Apnay Kadmoon Main
Dekh Laina
Main Gird Hoti Musafitoon
Main Tumhain Miloon Gaa
kahin Pay Roshan Chiraagh
Dekh Loo To Jaan Laina
Kay Har Patangay Kay
Saath Main Bhi Sulag Chuka Hoon
Tum Apnay Haatoon Say In
Patangoon Ki Khaak Darya Main Daal Daina
Main Khaak Ban Kar
Sumandar Main Safar Karoon Gaa
]Kisi Naa Dekhay Huay
Jazeeray Par Ruk Kay
Tumhain Sadain Doon Gaa
Sumandaroon Kay Safar
Pay Nikloo
Too Is Jazeeray Pay Kabhi Utarna
Agar Kabhi Meri Yaad Aaye

A chand souno, Kuch bat karo

A chand souno, Kuch bat karo
Teri baat chalay … Meri raat katy…
Tum baat karoo us basti ki,
Badal, Barish aur Masti ki…
Yah baat karo us bandhan ki,
Payal, Choori aur Kangan ki…
Yah baat karoo un sapno ki,
Jihe tum b socha karty ho…
A chand souno, Kuch baat karo
Teri baat chalay… Meri raat katy…

Ab K Soch Rakha Hai Yun EID Manaon Ga

Ab K Soch Rakha Hai Yun EID Manaon Ga

Dard Se Dil Tanhaiyun Se Ghar Sajaon Ga

Log Hain Muntazir Chaand K, Mujhe Intizaar Tumhara Hai

Logon Ki EID Chaand Se Main Tumein Dekh Kar EID Manaon Ga

Log Mil Kar Galay Muskuratay Hain

Main Bahon Mein kho Kar Teri Phir se Ashq Bahaon Ga

Ab To Aa Jao K Main Bhi EID Manna Lon

Tum Na Aaye To Main Yeh dunia Hi Chhor Jaon Ga,!!

Ab ky Phr Eid Ka Din Aa Puhncha hai

Ab ky Phr Eid Ka Din Aa Puhncha hai
Neelay Akash Pe nikla hai abhi eid ka chand
Bakhat Waloon ke Liye Eid Ka Sandes Liye
bhujti ankhoon ke liye deed ka sandes liye
Saray chehroon se thakan door hoi jati hai
hijer waloon ki chuban door hoi jati hai
chand nikla hai shab-e-wasl ka sandes liye
kehkashan bakhat musafir ke paltnay ki naveed
her Kiran hath main thamay ayee
Chand nikla hai…
mager hasrat se…
Chand ki simat meri ankhien taki jati hain
chand akash se takta hai mager…Ankh chura laita hai
meri ankhoon ki nami aur sawaloon ki chuban
us se dekhi nahi jati shayad
meri go-yaee maira sath nahi de pati
ke main us se teri babat pochoon
Us se pochoon ke bata mairay muqadar ke najoom
Kin andheeroon main hoye toot ke reeza reeza
Chand Ankhoon Ko chura Ker mujhe se
Janne kion tall raha hai yeah sawal
kia mairay bakhat main ab ke bhi nahi
Eid Ka Lamha…Wasaal
Kiya Palat ker nahi aye ga wo jannay wala
Kia Meri Eid Faqat Ab ke bhi
ik Aur naya din ho gi
din bhi aisa jo Qayamat Sa ghuzarta hai sada
Durd ke rang meri ankhoon main jo bharta hai Sada
ba-kali, durd, jalan, aur sulagti Yadien
Durd ko aur jaga detien hain
Karab ko aur bharha detien hain
Meri be-rang hatheeli pe Dua ki titli
Akhri Saans ki hud per puhnchi
Meri umeed ke saray jugnu
bhujti ankhoon main bhujhay jatay hain
Hont hansnay ke huner se Aari
Dil dharknay ki Riwayat Se Juda
Ankh se khawab alag
mar gaye harf-e-dua
toti sansoon ke hontoon per
Faqat Sard See …Aaah
Dobtay dil se bikherti See Sada Ati hai
Kash…. Aye Kash Ke yeah eid Ka Chand
apnay hathoon yeah sandes deta
mujh se kehta ke huwa hijer tamam
Aye mairay chand teri Eid ki shab mairay naam
Ab Faqat mairay naam
kash yeah sandes millay
Kash
neelay Akash Pe nikla hai abhi Eid ka chand
Dil ke Akash Pe dobay ga abhi eid ka chand
dil ke akash se totay ga abhi Eid ka chand

Dekhiyeh chand raat aai hai

Dekhiyeh chand raat aai hai

sath khushian hazar laee hai

tum chaley aao aik lamhey ko

ham bhi manain ke eid aae hai

chaand bhia ya chand lamhon ko

jaisey tum ney jhalak dikhai hai

ham ne qismat ajeeb paee hai

Eid ka din hai aur judai hai

keh rahe hai hawa mujhy … !

us ne mehndi abhi lagaii hai

Me hon tera kheal hai aur chand raat hai

Me hon tera kheal hai aur chand raat hai
Dil dard se nidhal hai aur chand raat hai
Ankhon me chob gaen teri yadon ki kirchiyan
Kandhon pe gham ki shal hai aur chand raat hai
Dil toor k khamosh nizaron ka kia mila?
Shabnam ka ye sawal hai aur chand raat hai
Phir titliayan si orane lagen dashat khawab me
Phir khawaish-e-wasal hai aur chand raat hai
Campas ki nehar par hai tera hath hath me
Mosam bhi lazawal hai aur chand raat hai
Har ikk kali ne orah lia matami libas
Har phol par malal hai aur chand raat hai
Meri to por por me khoshbo si bus gai
Us par tera kheal hai aur chand raat hai
Chalka sa parh raha hai WASI wehshaton ka rang
Har cheez pe zawal hai aur chand raat hai

Gaye baras ki eid ka din kya acha tha

Gaye baras ki eid ka din kya acha tha,
chaand ko dekh ke uskaa chehra dekha tha

Fazaa mein cactus ke lehjey ki nermahat thi
mausam apne rang mein faiz ka missraah tha

Dua ke be-awaz, ulohi lamhon mein
woh lamhaa bhi kitna dilkashh lamha tha

Haath utha ker jab Aankhoon hi aankhon mein
us ne mujh ko apne Rab se mangaa tha

Phir mere chehre ko haathon mein le ker
kitney pyar se mera maatha chooma tha!

Hawa! kuch aj ki shab ka ahwaal suna
kya woh apni chat per aj akela tha?

Ya koi mere jeisi saath thi, aur uss ne
chand ko dekh ke us ka chehra dekhaa tha?

kal raat chupke se chand zamin par aaya

kal raat chupke se chand zamin par aaya,

Meri andheri duniya ko chandni se sajaya.

Yun to Roz dekhta tha dur se meri veeraniyo ko

Par jane kal usko mujhpar itna pyar kyo aaya

Aey Eid k Chaand!

Aey Eid k Chaand!
Q karta hy Tu molviyon ko Pareshan,

Tujhe Dekhne k Liye Be chain Hain
Mufti Muneeb ur Rehman,

Tujhe Daikh Nahi Pate
Pore Pakistan k insan,

Magar na jane kahan se Dhondh Lete Hain

Tujhe peshawar k pathan,

Aey Eid k chaand..!!

Happy Chand Raat & Eid Mubarak

Chupke se Chand ki Roshni Choo Jae ap ko!

Dheeray se ye Hawa kuch keh Jae ap ko

Dil se Jo Chahte
Ho Mang lo KHUDA se

Hum Dua Karein Ge
K Wo Mil Jae Aap Ko.

Happy Chand Raat & Eid Mubarak

Chand Raat Mubarak

**** Chand Raat Mubarak !! ****
Wishing u kuch khatti,
Kuch meethi,
Kuch chatpati,
Kuch chulbuli
khushion se bhari

Chand raat

Ab tu har bars,chand raat ko main chand ko dheekta hoo aur yeh guman karta hoo k shayad ab ki bar chand
raat main tum b chalay aao,aur chpkay say meri aankhon par haath rakh ker keh doo Chand Rant Mubarak Ho.

Allah kary har raat chand banke aye

Allah kary har raat chand banke aye
Din ka ujala shaan ban ke aye
Kabhi na dur ho apky chehre se muskurahat
Har din aysa mehman ban k aye

Chal chaliye masjid de us nukrray

Chal chaliye masjid de us nukrray
Jitha jutiyan di lambi qatar howy.
Ek tu chuk le, ek main chukan,
Saddi EID bari mazadar howy

Mubarak ho Shawwal ka chand

Mubarak ho Shawwal ka chand
Jisne bana diya Hr Ghar ko Gulistan,
Chala Jaega aaj yeh Mehmaan,
Tohfe me de K Jaa raha hai EID subko,
Alvida Alvida Mah-e-Ramzaan Alvida
Alvida Mah E Ramzaan, Juma Tul Wida, Sab ko bohat bohat Mubarak ho Shawwal ka chand.
Eid Ul Fitr Mubarak Ho

Ab waqt-e-judai ha muje alvida keh do

Ab waqt-e-judai ha muje alvida keh do,
Ab jane ka wqt ha muje alvida keh do,
Mai bakhshish ka zriya tha tumhare
liye,
Dil ro rha ha mgr ab alvida keh do,
Tmhe afsos to hoga mere jane pr,
aaonga lout k phr ab alvida keh do,
Tumhare liye rhmt ki waja, tumhari
bakshish ka sabab,
kr lo Rab ko razi to mjhe ab alvida keh
do,
Maine tmhe chalna sikha diya manzilon
ka pta bta dia,
Mai na chal sakonga tmhre sath ab,
Alvida keh do.
Alvida Mah-e-Ramzan

Upset son

Dad: Why u look upset son?

Son: I can't tell u dad.

Dad: consider me ur friend. . . . . . . .

Son: Yaar teri bhabi naraz ho gai hai ;)

Saturday, 18 August 2012

Paap aur bap

Ladka apni dilruba se puchta hai kya pyar karna paap hai.

Ladka ka dost uske kan me bolta hai abe bhag piche uska bap hai.

Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai

Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai


Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai! 

Kitni achi..

Wife- "Tum batao main tumhe kitni Acchi lagti hun?"..

Santa- "Bahut jyada..Itna ki,
aisa lagta hai Tumhari jaisi 2-3 aur ley aaun..!!"

Holiday ....

Wife-Chalona Holiday hai Kahin Bahar chaltey hain.
Aur han,Drivin Main karungi

Santa-Oho!Matlab,Jayengey CAR mein
aur Aayengey Kal k AKHBAR m

Aurat se dar

Unmarried guy-Mujhey Shadi Nahi karni Mujhey Auraton sey Dar lagta hai

Santa-Arey Shadi karle Fir 1 hi Aurat se Dar lagega..
Baki Achi lagegi

Rasta ...

Jindagi mein jab Aapko Koi Raasta Dikhai naa dey

Koi Manzil Dikhai naa dey Koi Apna Dikhai na dey
..to..
Very Simple..
Contact EYE SPECIALIST!!

Qualification

Manager : what is your qualification ?
Santa : I'm a Ph.d Manager : what do you mean by Ph.d ?
Santa : Passed High-school with Difficulty

Time

Santa- Bhai sahab time kya hua? 
Man- Shaam ke saat baje hai.
Santa- Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon,
sab alag alag time bata rahe hai!

1 mint me 25 kele

Kia ap 1 mint me 25 kele kha sakte ho.

Nhi nA..?

Beta sirf shakal BANDAR jesi hone se kam nhi chalta:-)l

Larkian Burka Pehnti H Chehra Chupne K Lye

Larkian Burka Pehnti H Chehra Chupne K Lye
Wa Wa
Lrkian burka phnti hy chhra chupane k lye
Pr 2 Ankhe Khuli Rkti h Larky phsane k lye.

Legal and illegal

Why is it LEGAL to have sex when you're 16, but ILLEGAL to watch it until you're 18?

Pyar ka matlb

Ek din maine us sy pyar ka matlab poocha,
Kehne lagi pagal pyar ka matlab nhi hota lykin,
Matlab ka pyar zror hota hai.

Jb Rotay hain tou koi haal tk nhi poochta

Jb Rotay hain tou koi haal tk nhi poochta..
"Faraz"
Thora sa hans kia len to ghar wale kehte hain..
"Keri maa da Msg aya e ....?;-)

ZuLfon K SaEey MaiN

JuB Sey Uski ZuLfon K SaEey MaiN Soya Hun

Tab Sey KhuJa
kHuJa k Roya HUN <
(';')
>
'))'
_/ /_
Uff kamini Ju'oon ki Malka.

2 log

DUNIYA main 2 Log aik Doosray ko Hasrat say Daikhtay hain

 KANWAARAY Shadi Shuda Ko Or SHADI SHUDA Kanwaron Ko !

problems

When someone brings more problems to ur life than happiness,
it's time to show them the door where they can exit

Men ans women

Women fall in love by what they hear.
Men fall in love by what they see.

That's why most women wear makeup
and most men lie. 

Friday, 17 August 2012

Tum aao to hum bhi EID karen

"Tum aao to hum bhi EID karen"
Hasrat hai tumhari deed karen
Kuch der to dil ko chain mily
Kuch roz to mann k phool khilen
Kehty hain k EID ki aamad hai
Hum log bhi kuch taaeed karen
Tumse ik ye guzarish hai
Ye apny dil ki khwahish hai
Ik bar milo
Ik bar milo
Hr bar ye hi taakeed karen
Maana k hum deewany hain
Sab baaton se anjany hain
Jab apny bhi begany hain,
Kiya ghairon se ummeed krain
Tum aao to hum bhi Eid karen
Tum aao to hum bhi Eid karen...!!!

wo bakhsta hai gunah-e-azeem bhi laikin

wo bakhsta hai gunah-e-azeem bhi laikin
hamari choti si naiki sambhal rakhta hai

hum usay bhool jaate hain roshni main
wo tareeqi main bhi khayal rakhta hai

jo kabhi dair se lotoon to meri maa ki tarah
wo mere rizk ka hissa nikaal rakhta hai

gharon main jinke diya bhi nahin hai unke liye
fiza main chand sitaare uchaal rakhta hai

mohabbat apne bandon se kamal rakhta hai
wo aik ALLAH hi hai jo tera aur mera khayal lazawal rakhta hai

Thursday, 16 August 2012

MOHABBAT ISHQ PYAR

MOHABBAT ISHQ PYAR Ye 3 chezen hr tufaan ka muqabala kr skti he

Mgr 1 cheez in sb ko khatam kr skti h

R o Hy ABBa ki JUTti
 

Karna Tanz hi Hai To Hansnay Ka Takalluf kaisa

Karna Tanz hi Hai To Hansnay Ka Takalluf kaisa,

Q Zehar Dey Rahay Ho Mohabat Milaa Milaa kar............? 

Apni yaadon sy kaho ik din ki chutti dain mjy

Apni yaadon sy kaho ik din ki chutti dain mjy,

Ishq k hissay mein b itwaar hona chahiye...! :

Qoam ko jagana

Allama Iqbal ne 30 saal laga diye soi hoi Qoum ko jagany main,

Or WAPDA
waly har adhe ghanty bad jaga dety h

Geo WAPDA..!!

Tere ikhtiyaar mai kia nahi,mujhe is terha nawaaz de

Tere ikhtiyaar mai kia nahi,mujhe is terha nawaaz de, 

Yun duaaein meri qubool hon k mere lab per koi dua na ho.

Wednesday, 15 August 2012

Quran ki kitni suratain anbian(A.S) ke name par han?

Question:
Quran ki kitni suratain anbian(A.S) ke name par han?
Un suraton ke name bhi batany han.

Answer:
6 suratain(Surah yousuf,younus,muhammad,hood,ibrahim,nooh

Who is the first test tube baby in the world?

Question: 
Who is the first test tube baby in the world?

answer:
Loes brown

What food makes up nearly all (around 99%) of a Giant Panda’s diet?

Question:
What food makes up nearly all (around 99%) of a Giant Panda’s diet?


Answer:Bamboo

Roza

Hadees Mubarak
sirf khany or peny se baz rehna ka nam roza nhi
balke ROZA to ye hy ke fazool or behuda baton se bacha jaye

Mout K Bad

Agar Mout K Bad Apni Mrzi Ki Zindgi Guzarna Chahty Ho?

To Mout Se Pehly Apny (RAB) Ki Mrzi Ki Zindgi Guzar Lo.

4 weeks of rehmat

4 weeks of rehmat
30 days ebadat
720 hrs of barkat
43200min of qaboliat
2592000sec of maghfirat


Ramzan Sub ko buht buht mubarak ho

MAMMELS main knsy 2 animal tairna(sweeming) nhe jante?

Question:
MAMMELS main knsy 2 animal tairna(sweeming) nhe jante?

Ans:
Oon ,suwar(some say gharifi and ghorila) 

NATO ka qayam kb rakka geya?

Question:
 NATO ka qayam kb rakka geya? 

Ans:
4 april 1949 

Quran ke sub se pehly katib kon te?

Question:
Quran ke sub se pehly katib kon te?

Ans:
Zaid bin sabit(R.A)

Who was named India's Cricketer of the Century by Wisden?

Question:
Who was named India's Cricketer of the Century by Wisden?

Answer:Kapil dev

Allama iqbal ne konsi nazam apne ustad ke yaad main leki thi?

Question:
Allama iqbal ne konsi nazam apne ustad ke yaad main leki thi?

Answer:
Nala e firaq 

The process of pasteurization is named

Question:
The process of pasteurization is named after which famous French microbiologist? 

Ans:Louis Pasteur

Umar bhar sath nibhani ki qasam mat khawo

Umar bhar sath nibhani ki qasam mat khawo,

Hum ne say0n k0 be dekha hy juda h0ty h0way

Information

Information:
*Machly (fish) kholy ankho soti hai.

*Sikandr-e-Azam maleria se 31 saal ki umar me wafat paa gae thy 

main judai ka tasawour bhi bhala kesy karo

main judai ka tasawour bhi bhala kesy karo,

main ny qismat ke lakeron sy churaya hy tujhy

HELP

"HELP" is a Very Expensive Gift. 
So don't Expect it from Everyone,
B'coz very few people are "Rich" by Heart 

Shiddat-e-talab se mujhe chaha, mujhe apnaya or apna kr chhorr gya

Shiddat-e-talab se mujhe chaha, mujhe apnaya or apna kr chhorr gya

Kitni mehnat ki us shaks ne sirf ek dil dukhane k liye.

Mendak aur najomi

Ek Mendak ne Najome se apna future pocha

Najome: Tujhe 1 larki milegi jo tera dil le jayegi

Mendak Khushi se:

Wo milegi kaha?

Najom:

Biology Lab main

R=A=M=Z=A=N

R=A=M=Z=A=N
R= Raza e Khuda
A= Ada e Rasool
M=Mah-E-Barkat
Z=Zariya-E-Maghfirat
A= Allah ki Nemat
N= Nijaat ka Zariya. -
Advance ramzan Mubarak

Tufaan ki lehro ruk jao, Na le jao mujh ko saahil per.

Tufaan ki lehro ruk jao, Na le jao mujh ko saahil per..

Kashti ki qasam,Mojon ki qasam,saahil pe humara koi nahi..

tareef

Husband:
Bare logon ne kaha hai Ke "Bewaqofon ki biwi bohat khubsurat hoti hy."

Wife:
Ap ke paas tou meri tareef ke ilawa aur koi kam he nahi

dukh

Kisi Insan ko dukh dena itna Aasan hai jitna samandar me patthar phekna Magar ye koi nhi janta k wo patthar kitni gehraee me gaya hai

I Love u, and i want to marry U.

Boy: I Love u, and i want to marry U.


Girl: Bhai jan Urdu me bolo,
Muje eng Ni Ati

Boy: kch ni baji,
Dua kro petrol sasta hojae.

Fana na kar apni zindagi ko raah-e-junoon mein ae jawan

Fana na kar apni zindagi ko raah-e-junoon mein ae jawan

Kab karega ibadat jab gunnah karne ki taqat na hogi.

Behosh

MUNNA bhai:
ye Dctr Oprtion k Wqt Mariz ko Behosh Q krte He? 

CIRCUIT:
Bhai Bole To Agr Marez Oprtion Sekh Gaya To Dctr ki to WATT Lg Jye 

Suno Je Har Chez Dastiyab Ha Duniyan Jahan Ke

Suno Je Har Chez Dastiyab Ha Duniyan Jahan Ke,

Lekin Tare Kami Ka Azala Na Ho Saka.

Time, love & relations

Time, love & relations don't come with a price tag. But When we lose them, we realize the cost. 

Usse itna chaha k khud ko bhula dia hum ny,

Usse itna chaha k khud ko bhula dia hum ny,

0r Wo Ye keh k chal Diye k itni C Muhabat Touheen hy humari

Intresting

Intresting

Why do they call thm apartments whn thy r all stuck together? 


Why rcigarets sold in gas stations whn smoking z prohibited there?

Shadi

Girl:main us admi se shadi karon gi jo roye to mujhe hansi aajae


Boy:hamary ALTAF bhai per nazar hay teri chalak aurat.

Golf main estimal hony wali chari(stick) ko kya kehte han?

Question:
Golf main estimal hony wali chari(stick) ko kya kehte han?

Ans:Gold club

Crescograph is used to measure the?

Question:
 Crescograph is used to measure the? 

Ans:Growth of plants

Why is one?s breath visible in winter but not in summer?

Question:
Why is one?s breath visible in winter but not in summer?


Ans:in winter water vapours contained in breath condenses into droplets

Department

Wo kaunSa Department hai Jisme girls Kam Nhi kr Skti?

STUDENT: Fire Brigade

TEACHER: Wo Q?

STUDENT:girls ka Kam AAG Lgana ha,Bujana Nhi

Steps of growth:

Steps of growth:
Male: Bacha Larka No'jawan Mard Boorha.

And in females: Bachi Bachi Bachi Bachi Aunty:

Shooting husband

Judge:y did u shoot ur husbnd instead of shooting his grlfrnd

wife:ur honour,it's easier to shoot a man once thn shooting a girl every week

Khatarnak insult.

Khatarnak insult.
Girl to boy: Main kesi lag rahi hoon aaj??
Abhi beauty parlour se aai hoon.. .

Boy: To phir.?? . .
Band tha kya ..?

2 Cheezain

2 Cheezain hamesha Waqfiyat ki waja se milti hain

1 Samosay k sath Ziyada Chatni 0r

2 Gool Gappon k sath Dosri dafa Khatta Pani;-)

Tuesday, 14 August 2012

God and human love

Observe the difernce btween human's love and God's love:

"A bird in the sky is God's love,
&
A bird in the cage is human's love

Understanding a GirlFriend

Understanding a GirlFriend is like..
Downloading a 1GB file with 2 kbps speed..

&
when u have downloaded 97%, u'll get an ERROR...!!!

Shikwa hamai manzoor nh

Shikwa hamai manzoor nh ..
Aaj na koi bahana hoga.
Aap ko hamari dosti ki kasam
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
.
.
Is saal aap ko nahana hoga... 

MBA-boy hugs a girl.

A MBA-boy hugs a girl.
Girl: What is ths?
Boy: Direct Marketing.
Girl slaps the boy.

Boy: Now What is this?

Girl: Customer's feed back.

masti with friends

Its better to bunk a class and do masti with friends. Because Today when i look back Marks never make me laugh but memories do:-)

Beti bari ho k kiya bano gi.

Father: Beti bari ho k kiya bano gi.

Beti: 1)Maa banugi
2)Shadi karungi
3)Study karungi

Father Jo mrzi krna bs zra tarteeb seedhi

Poison

A Serious Doubt :p . . .
If A Poison Has An Expired Date . . . . .

Then, Its Less poisonous Or More Poisonous..? :-O

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