Showing posts with label Funny Poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Poetry. Show all posts

Friday, 27 December 2019

Hm To Teri Chaht Me

Hm To Teri Chaht Me Itne D0or Tk Nikl Aye Hy . .
K . .

Ab Rikshy Wala Wapsi Ka 400 Mang Rha Hy. 

Sunday, 21 April 2013

Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai

Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai
Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai,

Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai
Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai,

Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai
Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai,

Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai
Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai,

Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai
Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai.

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo.

Thursday, 17 January 2013

Hm To Teri Chaht Me Itne D0or Tk Nikl Aye Hy . .

Hm To Teri Chaht Me Itne D0or Tk Nikl Aye Hy . .
K . .
Ab Rikshy Wala Wapsi Ka 400 Mang Rha Hy. 

Sunday, 16 September 2012

Duniya ghoom k dekha to ye ehsas hua

Duniya ghoom k dekha to ye ehsas hua...
SAQI 
Bht tanha hein wo log jin k pas mera number nhi hy.

Thursday, 13 September 2012

Kitney tohfey deti ha yeh Mohobbat Bhi

Kitney tohfey deti ha yeh Mohobbat Bhi

Bewafai Alag Judai Alag Tanhai Alag Or Ammi se pitai Alag

Thursday, 23 August 2012

Uss K Eshq ne bana dia Sarkari Afsar Mujh ko

Uss K Eshq ne bana dia Sarkari Afsar Mujh ko..

Na Koi Kaam Karta hoon, Na Koi Baat Sunta hoon

Deklo tm ne nikama bana diya.

Saturday, 18 August 2012

Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai

Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai


Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai! 

Larkian Burka Pehnti H Chehra Chupne K Lye

Larkian Burka Pehnti H Chehra Chupne K Lye
Wa Wa
Lrkian burka phnti hy chhra chupane k lye
Pr 2 Ankhe Khuli Rkti h Larky phsane k lye.

Sunday, 15 July 2012

Jb dekha unho ny tirche nazr se.

Jb dekha unho ny tirche nazr se..
To hm madhosh ho gaye..
Pr jb pta chla ki unki nzr hi tirche hy..
To hum behosh ho gaye.

Saturday, 14 July 2012

Anti

 Wah Faraz Wah.!
Aankhon Me Nami Thi
Or
Vitamins Ki Kammi
Thi Jis Se Sari Rat Bat Ki

Wo Girl Friend Ki Ammi thi
Anti i love u

Tuesday, 21 February 2012

Hm To Teri Chaht Me Itne D0or Tk Nikl Aye Hy . .

Hm To Teri Chaht Me Itne D0or Tk Nikl Aye Hy . .
K . .
Ab Rikshy Wala Wapsi Ka 400 Mang Rha Hy. 

Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Hum un kay pyar ban gay baraf ka gola

Hum un kay pyar ban gay baraf ka gola

Wo bewafa boli thanda matlab coca cola


Sunday, 22 January 2012

Apny Husn pe itna naaz mat karo …Dost…

Apny Husn pe itna naaz mat karo …Dost…
Tere jaisay Haseen aur bhi hain
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