Friday, 21 September 2012

intelligent GF

An intelligent GF is 1 who makes sure that she makes her boyfriend spend "SO MUCH" that her boyfriend can't afford another girl ..!!

maqam..

Duniya me Apna maqam kuch is trah se banao k Agr Marr bhi jao to Log ye hi bolen . . . .

Banda Milta nhi tha, pr SMS boht bhejta tha:-)

Sunday, 16 September 2012

i haven't drunk nor smoked since the day we met

Boy: i haven't drunk nor smoked since the day we met

Girl:how sweet of u are u madly in love wid me?

Boy: SHUT UP you've emptied my pockets

I cant live without U

Girl:i luv U I cant live without U Mar jaungi Mit jaungi Tumhre payar me Fanah ho jaun gi:(


Boy:Han dehk le jesa tuje theek lagy

Husband gifted his wife a Diamond Necklace

Husband gifted his wife a Diamond Necklace & she didn't talk to him for a month ?

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That was the DEAL :P

Ek Muddat K Bad uski cal i

Ek Muddat K Bad uski cal i or Uski Aawaz Suni, .

Toh Dil Ne Mjhse Ye Sawal Poochha
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"Abey Jaldi Yaad Kar 'Kaunsi Waali Hai..

women logic

women logic I went to buy a suit, but i saw a beautiful pair of shoes...

so i bought this handbag :

khaternaak jadoo

Duniya main sub se bara aur khaternaak jadoo kahan hota hai
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.Beauty Parlour main Jaati koi aur hai Aati koi aur hai

Duniya ghoom k dekha to ye ehsas hua

Duniya ghoom k dekha to ye ehsas hua...
SAQI 
Bht tanha hein wo log jin k pas mera number nhi hy.

Thursday, 13 September 2012

Smile

Smile, It Will Make You Look Better. Pray, It Will Keep You Strong. Love, It Will Make You Enjoy Life.

Happiness

Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling...

Sardar Kill a Lion ?

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:

I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.

1 yr elder

Sardar proposed a girl......
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u.......

Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.

10 fruits k naam

Teacher: 10 fruits k naam btao,
Sardar: ik amrood, . .
Tchr: shabash . .
Tey 1 Saib, . . .

teacher: good 0r? . . .

Tey 8 Maaltey..

fact:

fact:
If you are 6 feet 2 inches tall, then you are taller than 94% of the world.

unexplained world

We live in an unexplained world
where Poor people walk miles to earn food,
& Rich people walk miles to digest food.
Strange But True...

sincere friend

The taste of water can b enjoyed only when we are thirsty, Same way, The affection of a sincere friend can only b felt when we are alone

Blood group

Tera Blood Group Kia Hy?
Jaldi Bata MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bohat Kharab Hy

Doctor Ne Kaha Hy K Sirf BADNAM Logo Ka Khoon Hi Chale Ga.

Bhai Baap

Bhai "Baap Sooraj Ki Manind Hai..."
Sooraj Garam zaroor Hota Hai, Magar Na Ho To Andhera Cha Jata Hai

Sms

Jab Apko Kisi Ka SMS Milay
To Ye Mat Socho K Usky SMS Free Hongy,
Blkay Ye Socho K
Us Ny Apni Zindagi Ka 1 Lamha Apko Yad Karny Me Guzara

Ek zara si bt pe itna eham rishta t0rr diya

Ek zara si bt pe itna eham rishta t0rr diya .

Moong phali me dana nai HUM tmhare NANa nai

Kitney tohfey deti ha yeh Mohobbat Bhi

Kitney tohfey deti ha yeh Mohobbat Bhi

Bewafai Alag Judai Alag Tanhai Alag Or Ammi se pitai Alag

Gayyy

Son: dad wts gay???
Dad: happy person.

Son: so are u gay??
Dad: no! . . . .
I am married to ur mother :D

Me BewaQof Me BewaQof BewaQof

Me BewaQof Me BewaQof BewaQof
Ahista bolo AWaz yaha tak arhi hai

Ab Ho to ho sub ko btana zruri hai kya

Ankhon mein jab kabhi tasveer tmhari aati hai.

Ankhon mein jab kabhi tasveer tmhari aati hai.
Wah, Wah, Wah,
Bus Astaghfar parh lete hun, tabiyat sambhal Jati hy

Ab Bolo Wah,wah

Chand p kali gatta chati to ho gi

Chand p kali gatta chati to ho gi, 
sitaron ko muskrahat ati to ho gi, 
tm lakh chupao duniya se mgr,
Akele men tumhen khud pe hnsi aati to ho gi..

Aajeib Hai Nakhre Tere. Aajeib Tera Style Hai

Aajeib Hai Nakhre Tere. Aajeib Tera Style Hai.

Naak Pochny Ki Tameez Nahi Hathoon Main Mobile Hai

Wednesday, 12 September 2012

boxing ring

Intresting
If it's called a boxing ring, then why is it square?

Sunday, 9 September 2012

3rd world country

If the earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, then isn't every country a 3rd world country?

Ilaaj e dard e dil tum se maseeha ho nahi sakta

Ilaaj e dard e dil tum se maseeha ho nahi sakta

tum acha kr nahi skte main acha ho nahi skta

Shehzadi

Wife Or Hsbnd shop se nikle to ik faqeer ne kaha
Shehzadi 5 rupy de de Andha hu
Hsbnd ne wife ki trf dekha Or bola

De dy Waqai andha hai

Tere ekhtiyar me keya nahi muje es tarah nawaz dy

Tere ekhtiyar me keya nahi muje es tarah nawaz dy
"Ya RAB""
Mere u duaye qabul kr,mere lab pr koye dua na hu

earth is located in which galaxy?

Question:
earth is located in which galaxy?

Answer:
Milkyway

What is the angle of tilt of Earth's axis???

Question:
What is the angle of tilt of Earth's axis???

Answer:
23.4

pakistan ki sub se bari namak ki kaan konsi hay?

Question:
pakistan ki sub se bari namak ki kaan konsi hay?

Answer:
kewrra

wish

This world is made from wish nd those peoples who can break their wishes cannot made succes themselves in future.keep best wishes from ALLAH

parosiyon ki larki

Father:Nalaeq, parosiyon ki larki ko dekho wo class main 1st aae hai.


Son: Aur kitna dekhon,
usi ko tou dekh dekh ke fail hoa hun.

Mitt Jaye Gunahon Ka Tasawwur Hi Jaahan Se

Mitt Jaye Gunahon Ka Tasawwur Hi Jaahan Se,

AGar Ho jaye 'Yaqeen' K Khuda Dekh Raha Hai..

Moat k Baad

Moat k Baad
Heart: 10 Mints
Brain: 20 Mints
Eyes: 4 Hours
Skin: 5 Days
Bones: 30 Days tk Zindah rehti hain.

Aur Naik Amal: Hamesha zinda rehte han

A Khuda Mujh Se Na Maang Mere Gunahon Ka Hisaab

A Khuda Mujh Se Na Maang Mere Gunahon Ka Hisaab.

Mere Paas Ashk e Nadamat K Siwa Kuch B Nahi

Useful words

Useful words
Shamming (nakhray baaz) ,
On no account (har giz nahi) ,
Self-assertive (apni baat manwany wala) ,

Groundless (bay maqsad)

Kutta

1sardar Kahi Ja rha tha K Usne 1dewar pe Parha

parhnayWala Kutta

us ko Boht ghusa aya
Mita Kr likh diya!

Likhnay Wala Kutta.

Sochtay Hain Usko, To Doobtay Hi Chalay Jaatay Hain

Sochtay Hain Usko, To Doobtay Hi Chalay Jaatay Hain 

Ankhain Hi Nahin "Mohsin" Uski Yaadain Bhi Samundar Hain...!!

Useful sentences english to urdu

Useful sentences english to urdu
Please wind up your discussion
(mehrbani kar k apni guftagoo mukhtasar karain) ,

Affairs do not seem conducive
(Halaat theek nahi lag rahy)

Afsos Hy Us Shakhs Pr

Afsos Hy Us Shakhs Pr Jo Doctor K Kehny Pr"Halal" Roti To Chor Deta
Hy Pr ALLAH K Kehny Pr "Haram"Nahi Chorta. 

rozadar k moon ki booo

 Mafhoom-e-Hadees hai k
rozadar k moon ki booo ALLAH tala ko
mushek ki khashboo se b zyada pyari hai.

Hadees e nabvi(s.a.w)

Hadees e nabvi(s.a.w) Musalman k dosre musalman pe 5 haq han
1.salam ka jawb dena
2.bimar ki eyadat krna.
3.janazai k sath jana
4.dawat qabot krna
5.chenk ka jawb 'yarhamu kaALLAH' se dyna
(bukhari bab ul amar bitabe 1240)

Apne Kharabiyon Ko Koi Nahi Dakhta

Apne Kharabiyon Ko Koi Nahi Dakhta,

Har Shakhs Kah Raha Ha K Zamana Kharaab H

Aye Khuda! Barsaa de hum par apne Noor Ki Barish

 Aye Khuda! Barsaa de hum par apne Noor Ki Barish...,,

Emaan K Sheeshon Py Bari Dhool Jami Hai...!! 

3 Chezain Allah Ko Buht Pasand Hy!

3 Chezain Allah Ko Buht Pasand Hy! . !
1: Garmiyon K Rozy.
2: Sardiyon Ka Wazu.
3: Jawani Ki Ebadat!

Roza

Hadees navi(S.A.W) ALLAH farmate han
ke insan ka har amal uska apna hy ma sewaye roze ke k ye mera hy aur eska badla main dunga

pakistan beat india in olampic games

Question:
pakistan ne olampic games ke hockey event ke finals main kab india ko shikast di thi?

Answer:
1960

Quran majeed ka makki dawar

Question:
Quran majeed ka makki dawar kitne harsy par muheet hay?

Answer:
12 years 8 month 5 days

pairs of chromosomes in human

Question:
How many pairs of chromosomes does a human usually have? 

Answer:
23

wishes

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out. 

din m 5 time nimaz

din m 5 time nimaz prny ki adat banao
sirf ye soch kr ke kya pata ya azan tum akhri bar sun rhe ho
kya pata RAB tmhy akhri bar bula rah ho

Zindagi ke 2 usool

Do din ki zindagi hy isay do hi usoolon pe guzar do
Raho to pholoon ki tarha
bikro to khushbo ki tarha 

Skin k liye wazoo ka pani

Skin k liye wazoo ka pani
jigar k liye quran ki tilawat
sehat k liye nimaz
or
khush rehne ke liye ALLAH ka zikr kiya karo

Insan k Aansu

Insan k Aansu Us Waqat Muqaddas Hotay Hain,
Jab wo kisi Or k Dukh Or Takleef Ko Mehsus Kar k Niklain...!!!

Quran info

*Info*
1) Holy Quran was 1st Translated in Punjabi by Hafiz Muhammad Lakhwi.

2) Holy Quran was translated in French in 1647

Useful words

Useful words
Shroud: kafan
Funeral Rites: janaze ki rasam
Lapse:ghalti
Prevention:rokawat

Useful words

comprise or involve: shamil
mention or narrate: zikar
Hoot or intervention: mudakhelat
sake or intention:murad

Ayk naqsh b idhar say udhar na honey paaey

Ayk naqsh b idhar say udhar na honey paaey...

Main jesay tmhein mila tha mujay wesay hi juda kro...!!!

Barometer

Invention of the day
Barometer
Invent by:toricels Italy
1643

Ilm ke wapas liye jany

Hadees nabvi(s.a.w)
Ilm ke wapas liye jany au uta le jany se pehly ilm hasil kr lo
(ahmad 266/5)

info

"iNFO"
A snail can sleep for 3 years. ,

Our "Eyes" are always the same size from birth but our Nose and Ears never stop growing.

Hadees nabvi

Hadees nabvi
App(s.a.w) ne fermaya muj per joot na bando q k jo muj per joot bandta hai wo aag me dakhil ho ga.

Useful Words

"Useful Words"
All day long (din bhar) ,
The nuptial night (suhaag raat) ,
Dashful (ghayrat mand) ,
From whom? (kis say?)

Party...

I don't belive in any party PPP,MQM,PML-N,PML-Q,ANP

i like ans support only one party that is

"IFTAR PARTY"

abnormal fear of spiders

Question:
What is the name of the phobia that involves an abnormal fear of spiders?

Answer:
Arachnophobia 

Surah bani israil

Question:
Surah bani israil ka dosra name kya hay?

Answer:
Surah asra

Future

Question:
What is that we cannot see, but is always before you?


Answer:Future

Ramazan aur shaitan

Boy:sir ramzan me to shetan es dunya se chla jata hy magr log phir b gunah krty hy q?

Sir:beta wo chution ka kam de k jate han 

Roza

Abu Horera R.A Se Riwayat Hai K Nabi (Saw) Ne Farmaya:

Har Cheez Ki Zakat Hoti Hai Or Jism ki Zakat Roza Hai

Highest Battlefield

Highest Battlefield 1983 indian & pakstan armies hve fought each othr on the siachen glacier at kashmir.vch z highst bttlefield n world

45 sal ka P.H.D lrka

45 sal ka P.H.D lrka, Larki dekhny gya

Larki ki maa dekh k behosh hogai

Hosh me aa k boli:

"20 sal phle ye mje b dekhny aya tha." 

information

: There are 928 Operating Satellites as of April 2010. -

The U.S Produces the most ice Cream in the World.

Roz aatay Hain BAADAL Abr-E-Rehmat lay K

Roz aatay Hain BAADAL Abr-E-Rehmat lay K,

Meray Sheher K Aamaal Unhain Barasnay Nahin Detay.:

dua...

Aisi kya dua dun tujko jo tere labon pe hansi k phool khila dy, 
Bs yehi dua ha k sitaron c roshan khuda teri "taqdeer" bana dy.
AAMEEN. ...

Insan ki ghaltian

"Insan ki ghaltian usay wo dars deti hain,
jo usay kisi darsgaah se nahi mil sakti"

Educated.

When U develop the ability to listen anything harsh without loosing ur temper or selfconfidence, it means you have become Educated.

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