The most cute sentence by a child written over his Mathematics book:
"Dear Maths! Please grow up & start solving ur problems yourself,
I have my own problems
Showing posts with label Student Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Student Sms. Show all posts
Wednesday, 8 January 2020
Wednesday, 15 August 2012
Department
Wo kaunSa Department hai Jisme girls Kam Nhi kr Skti?
STUDENT: Fire Brigade
TEACHER: Wo Q?
STUDENT:girls ka Kam AAG Lgana ha,Bujana Nhi
Tuesday, 14 August 2012
masti with friends
Its better to bunk a class and do masti with friends. Because Today when i look back Marks never make me laugh but memories do:-)
Friday, 20 July 2012
master saheb
Maan…………. “Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?”
Hamid…………..”ammi master saheb bimar the aur wo ………..wo ………..”
Maan………….”Kia hoya margaye kia be chare?”
Hamid………….” Aji kahan margaye………….tandarost hogaye hain.
Hamid…………..”ammi master saheb bimar the aur wo ………..wo ………..”
Maan………….”Kia hoya margaye kia be chare?”
Hamid………….” Aji kahan margaye………….tandarost hogaye hain.
Sunday, 15 July 2012
Oy result a gya hai
Oy result a gya hai,
net pe check kr ly
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Ye chnd alfaz hnsti khelti zndgi TABah Kr dety hain.
Marhom mathes teacher
1 bacha apne marhom maths sir k ghr phone krta
Sir ki wife:kitni bar kaha hy wo mar gaye han
keaue phn krte ho
bacha:sun ke acha lagta hy
Samundar sy keh do apni mojain sanbhal k raky
Samundar sy keh do apni mojain sanbhal k raky
Zindagi me tofan lany k lye hmara "Result" hi kaafi ha.
Saturday, 14 July 2012
School late
Teacher:Tum SchooL Der se Q Aye?
StudenT; Sir Rasty Ma Aik Board Pr Likha Tha
Aaghy SchooL Hy Ahista Chalen.
Monday, 2 July 2012
Studant:Miss I Love U ka matlab batayain.
Studant:Miss I Love U ka matlab batayain.
Miss:Main tum sy Piyar kerti hon
Studnat:Zara C baat kiya Poch li Aap to free hi hogaye...
Saturday, 14 April 2012
Tum late Q aye ho tmhre classfellows time pr aty hy
Principal: Tum late Q aye ho tmhre classfellows time pr aty hy
Student: Group bana kar to kutte ate hain
Sir Sher to akela ata hai.. ...
Thursday, 29 March 2012
I m a dAbAngg StUdEnT
I m a dAbAngg StUdEnT
Paper se darr nai lgta Sahib
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Result se lgta hai...hahahahaha
Ay Allah sub studnts 85/90+ % se pass hon
Ay Allah sub studnts 85/90+ % se pass hon
or
tamam studnts ko un k mqsad me kamyabi ata frma
AMEEN
best of luck 4 ur paperz boys.
Friday, 23 March 2012
mere exam ki sari tayarii pori ho gaye
Hurrrrrrray
mere exam ki sari tayarii pori ho gaye
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i.e pen,pencle,rubber,sharpner, sab mukamal.
sirf parahi baki hay.... ;)
Fizaon me gonj rhi he awaz ratta lgany ki
Fizaon me gonj rhi he awaz ratta lgany ki
Lgta he nalaiqon k EXAM aa rhe hain!
Happy Examz Season!!
Monday, 12 March 2012
Teacher:ye kon sa tense hy
Teacher:ye kon sa tense hy
"Misbah ne century bana le"
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student :sir "future impossible tens.
Wednesday, 29 February 2012
I was shocked yesterday
I was shocked yesterday
in my room my books were singing a song guess
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.o zara zara touch me touch me touch me
pani ka formula batao?
Techr: pani ka formula batao?
Sardar: H2MgClNaClHNO3
Teachr : Stupid, yeh kia hy?
Sardar: Sir, ye Selaab ka pani hy
Techr: Define Physics?
Techr: Define Physics?
Stdnt: pura nhi ata akhir se yad hai
Tchr: Chalo aakhir se he suna do.
Stdnt: and this is called Physics.
Monday, 6 February 2012
The Most Cute Sentence By A Child,
The Most Cute Sentence By A Child,
Written Over His Maths Book:
"Dear Maths!
Please Grow Up & Start Solving Ur Problems Urself..
I Have my own problems..
