It's so hard to pretend
to be friends with
someone special, when
every time you look at
that person, all you
see is everything you want to
have...
Tuesday, 31 January 2012
How can I tell her I love her?
B: How can I tell her I love her?
G: Just do it! It'll be fine!
B: Okay, let's practice with you first.
G: Great...
B: ...I love you
G: I love you too.... See?! It's so easy, go tell her now!
B: I just did.....
I love you, there's no doubt about that.
I love you, there's no doubt about that. But I feel like I'm fighting for something that's impossible and it's the most frustrating thing... So this is it, I'm giving ...
I saw you in a crowd,
I saw you in a crowd, my eyes were set on you. It was like no one else was there, just us two. Could I be dreaming, could all these be real? Am I really feeling what I’m not supposed to feel? I can’t believe it, could this be true? Could this be that I’m falling for y...
When I was walking alone
When I was walking alone, I wished that I can reach the end of the road. But when you walked with me, I wished the road would never end because I would rather be lost with you than reach the end without y...
If you're lucky enough to find someone
If you're lucky enough to find someone who makes you feel special... Don't ever
take them for granted...Stick with them...fight for them...And never let them go .....
It breaks your heart to se
It breaks your heart to see the one you love is happy with someone else,
but it’s more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you ......
Jal Rahe hain kisi ki yad mein Hum is trah se.. .
Jal Rahe hain kisi ki yad mein Hum is trah se.. .Neend to aa rahi hai mgr Dil sona nahi chaht...
Khuda Ne Aankhein Kitni Ajeb Banai Hy,
Khuda Ne Aankhein Kitni Ajeb Banai Hy, Jb Ye Khulti Hy To Dunya Usy Rula Deti Hy,Par Ye Band Hoti Hy To Ye Dunya Ko Rula Deti H...
Wo Yaad Aaya kuch Youn,?
Wo Yaad Aaya kuch Youn,? K Lout Aye sab Silssaly,Taza Dard, Sard Hawa,Khushak Pattay, Aur January Ki Ye akhri sham...!! ...
Jab Kabhi Tum TOOt Kr BikhrO Tu Batana Hum KO
Jab Kabhi Tum TOOt Kr BikhrO Tu Batana Hum KO, Hum Tumhein Rait K ZarrOn Se Bhi Chun K Utha Lein G...
Mujhe Samjhaya Na Karo K Ab To Ho Chuki Mujh Ko
Mujhe Samjhaya Na Karo K Ab To Ho Chuki Mujh Ko, Mohabbat Mashwara Hoti To Tum Se Poch Kar Kartay.....
ap k khyal me meri nature kis subject jesi hai.!
.. Subject Day:..
ap k khyal me meri nature kis subject jesi hai.!
1-Biology: loving nature
2-Chemistry: strict n hard
3-Maths: difficult to understand but interesting
4-History: dull n bore
5-English: modern n ahead of times
6-Urdu: simple
7-Islamiat: Religious
8-Physics: totally illusion
9-Computer: Deep n quiet..
Send to frnds n get exciting replies, but first Reply me...
1 stone is enough to break a glass.
1 stone is enough to break a glass.
1sentence is enough to break a heart.
1sec is enough to fall in love.
Bt y d hell 1chapter is not enough to pas in exam...
deficit hyperactive disorder?
Professor:What’s attention deficit hyperactive disorder?
Student: jimbalakadi bamba.
Professor: Sorry, I dont undrstnd wht u said?
Student: Same here sir...
colon and semi-colon iz used for
After all those years in school,
I finally came to know what the colon and semi-colon iz used for…
Its to make the winky and smily faces....
“etc” in examz
Y studentz sometimes write “etc” in examz???
Because it menz
E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
but teacher never ever understand studentz feeling…;...
Our education system has a drawback:
Our education system has a drawback:
;
It doesnt teach us teamwork
.
& When v make efforts 4 working as a team in exams..they call it cheating!
Jahil log;-...
Aulaad K Liye Waldain Ka Pegam.
Aulaad K Liye Waldain Ka Pegam.
> Jis din Tum Hmen Boorha dekho, Sabar krna or hmen smjne ki koshish krna,
> Jb Hum koi Baat Bhol jain to Hum pr Tanz na krna or Apna Bachpan Yaad krna,
> Jb Hum Boorhe ho kr Chal na payen to Hmara Sahara Ban’na or Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad krna,
> Jb Hum Beemar ho jain to wo Din Yaad kr k Hum pr Apne Paisey Kharch krna jb Hum Tumhari Khuwahishen Pori krne k liye Apni Khuwahishen Qurban krte the.
Plz fwrd 2
All youngstrz...
Childeren's day
Teacher:why is 14 november called ‘children’s day?
Student:because it is exactly nine months after ‘valentine’s day’.;-...
The funniest situati0n in student life
The funniest situati0n in student life
We hav no idea what to write in the paper & the supervisor comes & says:
“Plzzz hide ur answer sheet”;-...
I got rusticated
My Teacher pointed at Me with a Ruler & said:
“At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot”
I still dont get why I got rusticated. I only asked him,
“Which End Sir?...
Amazing Research:
Amazing Research:
In this depresed world, average person tells 4 lies per day or 1,460 per year. And, The Most Common Lie is:
“I”m Fin...
Diff b/w Federal n Other board questions:
Diff b/w Federal n Other board questions:
federal- What is ur name?
(10 Mrks)
Other board- What is ur name & its origin? Give relations & applied aspects along with it’s logical significance. Also explain with the help of graph; it’s upper & lower limits. (2 Marks)...
Na waqt itna k syllabus pura kiya jaye..,
Na waqt itna k syllabus pura kiya jaye..,
…..
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye..,
…..
Na jane konsa dard diya hai is parhai ne..,
…..
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye…..:-(
Haal-E- Students!
Phir bhi “Ä££ ì$ \/\/Ell...
“Fallen Flowers Cant Climb Back…”
“Fallen Flowers Cant Climb Back…”
So,
Dont think about the Past,
Love the Present,
Live for the Future With a beautiful &Captivating Smile...
Suppose its a frnds group.
Suppose its a frnds group. what i am in a group according to u?
Gossip king
Chill factor
Team leadr
Ultimate fightr
Bindas budy
Eye candy
Rude dude
Ms.Atitud...
V r”StuDeNtS”
Fashion is simplicity for us.
Class is meeting hall for us.
Teachers are inspectors for us..
Girls are dolls
Guys are prince..
Cafe means life to us..
Study is our part time hobby.
Campus roads are catwalk tracks
We know how to laugh after short attendance & poor grades
V r”StuDeNtS”
KeEp RocKNg yARo!...
Dont fear for facing failure in the first attempt,
Precious saying:
Dont fear for facing failure in the first attempt,
Because even the successful MATHS
Start with ” Zero...
MostOutstandingStudent
I Am The Most Outstanding Student
OfMyClass …
Bcoz I Always Stand Outside The Class :-)
[Proud 2 be an out - Standing Student]:-...
Dedicated To Physics students:
Ques: Prove that 2/10=2
Other stdnts insist questi0n is “out of slaybus” or inc0rct
but Physics stdnts solve it as bel0w:
2=two
10=ten
two/ten
Now cancelling ‘t’= wo/en
Alphabatical Position:
W=23O=15E=5N=14
Substitutng valuz
w+o=23+15=38 &
e+n=5+14=19
So
wo/en = 38/19 = 2
Hence proved!!
For physician it d0esnt matter dat what is answer,
they say answer lana kya hai yeh batao.GEO physician ...
I could be a Doctor and save lives..!!
I could be a Doctor and save lives..!!
I could be a Lawyer and defend lives..!!
I could be a Soldier and protect lives..!!
But why to play with lives of others??
So I chose to do MBA and destroy my own life…!!...
Mairey Israar Per Aakhir
Mairey Israar Per Aakhir
Bohat Majboor Ho Ker Aaj
Mujhey Apni Nigaahon Ki
Udaasi Sonp Di Uss Ne
Bohat Be-bas Bohat Tanha
Bohat Bikhri Mohabbat Ki
Haqeeqat Khol Di Uss Ne
Khalish Jo Uss Ke Dil Mein Thi
Woh Abb Meri Amanat Hai
Shikasta Lehjey Ki Jitni Thakan Thi
Bol Di Uss Ne
Mairi Kahtir Mujhey Apni Mohabbat
Keh Nahin Paya
Magar Aaj Apney Aansoo Say Mohabbat
Tol Di Uss N...
In which Situation will you say:
Get Cool and Funny Rplies:-
But first Reply to me
In which Situation will you say:
“Kash NABEEL saath hota tou……? REPLY me…!...
Friends are like the colour pencils
Friends are like the colour pencils ,
they colour our lives ,
I may not be your favourite COLOUR ,
But hope you will need me some where to complete ur pictur...
“Rs 1 For 1 Mark”
A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note to His exam Paper N Wrote
“Rs 1 For 1 Mark”
The PaperChecker Sent Him Rs 81 Back N Wrote
“U Got 19 Marks,Keep T...
signboard
A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teache...
LECTURER?
Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeepi...
Its better to bunk a class
Its better to bunk a class and do masti with friendz..
Bcoz..
.
.
Today when i look back..
Marks never make me happy but memories do.:-...
A Student wrote a letter to his father from hostel:
A Student wrote a letter to his father from hostel:
Dear dad…!
No money,No fun.
Your son!…
His father replied:
Dear son!
So sad,Very bad
Your da...
my teacher used to wear sun glasses
During my school days, my teacher used to wear sun glasses
Do u knw Y?
.
.
.
.
.
.
. bcz
I was such a bright student…
.
.
No claping plz:...
Brain
“Brain is the most outstanding organ.
It works for 24 Hours, 365 days right from the time of birth but stops only when we enter d Exam Hall…...
Kabi Hum Se Bi Do Pal ki Mulaqat kar Liya karo,
Kabi Hum Se Bi Do Pal ki Mulaqat kar Liya karo, Kya Pata Aaj Hum Taras Rahe Hain kal Aap Dhondte Reh jao.&nb...
Din Raat Musallat Hai Meri Souchon Pe Tera Aks...
Din Raat Musallat Hai Meri Souchon Pe Tera Aks... Tera Halka Sa Tasawur Mujhe Sone Nahi Data...!!Good Ni...
Ibtida Ho Kuch Es Tarha Se Tere Naam K Sath,
Ibtida Ho Kuch Es Tarha Se Tere Naam K Sath, ( "..YA RAB.." )K Din Guzar Jaye Teri RahMaton K Saye Main..!! AmeenGood Morn...
If u give Space to Realise Your Worth
If u give Space to Realise Your Worth & know how Life is Widout You, its ur carelessness & the space will be covered by someone el...
"...Humain na roko k ab so jane do hamesha k liye"
"...Humain na roko k ab so jane do hamesha k liye" "**FARAZ..**" ".Hum thak gaey hain "BEWAFA" logon se Wafa kartay kar...
Monday, 30 January 2012
Waqt, Dost aur rishty
'Waqt, Dost aur rishty' ye wo cheezen hn jo hamn muft mlti hn,mgr inki keemat ka tb pta chlta h jb ye kahin kho jati ...
Moti aurat...
Aik Dafa ..... aik admi ki BOHATTTTT MOTI biwi thi :D ..
so aik din us ki BIwi nay us kay opper apni leg rekh di ....
SO the Husband questioned his wife kay "JANU ... INSAN KO SISAK SISAK kar marna chiya ya AIK DUM HI" ...
TO biwi nay thori dair socha or phir boolli .. meray khiyal may aik dum hi .........
TO hsband bola .. ok .....
"PHIR APNI DOSRI LAAT BHI MERAY OPPER REKH DO" :D .........
Khuda Ne Sabar Karne Ki MuJhe TaufeeQ Bakhshi Hai,
Khuda Ne Sabar Karne Ki MuJhe TaufeeQ Bakhshi Hai, Arey Je Bhar K Tarrpao, Shikayat Kon Karta Hai.....
Naam-e-khuda lekar uth jate hain jo log
Naam-e-khuda lekar uth jate hain jo log Manzil k pas wo nahi manzilen un ke pas aajati hain. Have a blessed d...
main hon teri Walda.:-)
Larka (burqay wali ko cherty huy)
Jahan sabzi wahan Dalda
kesi ho meri Khalida
Burqay wali: Ghor sy dekh manhoos
na dalda na khalida main hon teri Walda.:-...
Maa kya hai?
Pura parhna
“MAA”
Maa kya hai?
Eik khobsorat rishte ka naam
Maa ke dam se he kainat main rang hai
Ye Maa he hai
Jo apne bachchon ko subha uthati hai
Aur
Kehti hai ke
Uth jao baghairto
11 Baj rahe hain
Kutto ki tarha parey sotey rahte hain
Tumare BAAP ne mulazam nahi rakha hai mujhe
Jo tum sub ko alag alag nashta bana kar dongi
Zindagi haram kar rakhi hai
Kam Deh na kaj Deh
Dushman anaj de
Moral
Aj Maa gusse main hai:-)
GEO MA...
Maa ki azmat
Kisi ny “MAA” sy sawal kya k agr aap k qadmon se jannat ly li jaye….
aur, !
aap se kaha jaye k kuch aur mang lo too….
aap khuda se kya maango gii…
to…..
“MAA” ne bohot khubsurat jawab dya k….
“Main apni auwlad ka NASEEB apne hath sy likhne ka haq mangun gi kyn k….
unki khushi k aagy mere liye hr jannat choti ha...
Ye Keh Kr Frishton Se Jannat Men Chala Jaon Ga
Ye Keh Kr Frishton Se Jannat Men Chala Jaon Ga
Apni MAA K Qadmon K Nishan Dhond Raha Hon…!!...
Apni Zuban Ki Tezi Us “MAA” Pr Mat Aazmao.
Apni Zuban Ki Tezi Us “MAA” Pr Mat Aazmao.
Jisnay TumHen Bolna Sikhya.
Apni MAA ko 1 dafa muhbt bari nigha se dekhny
ka Sawb 1 maqbol Hajj jitna hai.
SUBHAN ALLAH…….!!...
Most Superior example of love in My life .
Most Superior example of love in My life .
“When apples are 4 & we are 5″ Then my motherSays,
“I dont like apples....
Jb b merey DIL ki MASJID me teri yaadon ki azaan hoti hai MAA…
Jb b merey DIL ki MASJID me teri yaadon ki azaan hoti hai MAA…
Main apney hi aansuon se wazu kr k terey jeeney ki dua krta hoon....
“A True Love”
“A True Love”
Subha se sham tak sakht mehnat or kam k bad jab ghar phoncha…
To,
baap ne pocha, kia kamaya…?
Bivi ne pocha, kia bachaya…?
Oalaad ne pocha, kia laya…?
Sirf,
Maa ne pocha, din ko kuch khaya…...
manzil dor aur safar bohat hai.
manzil dor aur safar bohat hai.
choti si zindagi ki fikar bohat hai.
maar dalti ye zindagi kab k hamien.
laken maa ki duao me asar bohat hai...
Tere hathon ki karamat ki to Phir baat hi kiya Hai!
Tere hathon ki karamat ki to Phir baat hi kiya Hai!
“*MAA*”
Mujh ko to Tere Qadmo ki Matti bhi Shifa deti hai...
Rab-e-jahan ne Maa ko ye Azmat kamaal di
Rab-e-jahan ne Maa ko ye Azmat kamaal di
Iski dua ne musibat bhi taal di
Quran mein us k pyar ki aisi missal di,
Kay Khuda ne
JANNAT utha kay Maa k kadmon mein daal di...
Chalo so jatay hain ab phir kisi SACH ki talash main
"Chalo so jatay hain ab phir kisi SACH ki talash main K Subha phir is JHooTi dunya ka deedar karna hai...!!" GUD NIG...
Wash your face and wash your feet!
Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep.
Yours eyes are weak N mouth can”t speak so hope tis nite shall
b nice and sweet. Good Nite...
I remember u before i go 2 sleep
Saying gudnite is not just putting an end to a day.Its a way of saying , I remember u before i go 2 sleep. Hope u can fel the care that goes with it…. GOOD NIG...
I was looking out the windows thinking about the person
I was looking out the windows thinking about the person
I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so
juz wanna wish u good nite...
Welcome aboard2 “Sweet Dreams” airline
Welcome aboard2 “Sweet Dreams” airline, all passengers on bed,
hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land.
Enjoy ur time G”NIT...
night is a wonderful opportunity
night is a wonderful opportunity
2 pray
2 love
2 care
2 sleep
and to thank all the blessings we received good night and sweet dream...
Good night my very special friend
Good night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring you,Much love and happiness.do not think of me…i m in ur e...
Good night
Hey u!!!
Yes u…
the cute one…
holding this
phone!
are you asleep?
Juste wanted 2 say
Good Night.....
Ab “RAAT” ki “PALKEIN” bheeg chaleen
Ab “RAAT” ki “PALKEIN” bheeg chaleen or “CHAND” b hay “CHHUP” jane ko
.
Kuch dair mein “SHABNAM” aey gi “PHOOLON” ki “PYAS” bujhanay ko
.
“TAARON” k “SAFAR” pe “KHO” jao
ab “SO” jao…!!!
ab “SO” jao…!!!
GOOD NI...
* Nights äré, *
( + ‘ * Nights äré, *
‘ + ,thé bést*,+’ timés tö bé péäcéfül..
2äppréciätélifé..tö plän ürtömörröw & tö thänk
GOD 4 ällthé bléssings!
GOOD NIGHT:...
Silence & smile are two powerful tools,
Silence & smile are two powerful tools,
smile is the way to solve many problems &
silence is the way to avoid many problems...
Be soft & cool like water,
Be soft & cool like water,
so u can adjust anywhere in life.
Be hard & attractive like diamond,So no one can play with ur emotions...
Open The Door!Kon?
Open The Door!Kon?
HumHum Kon?
Hum SMS Kia kehna hai “GOOD night*”
Tu kya chahie? Ap K Chehry Pr Ek Pyari si .,….. *(SMILE)*...
Ikhteyar-e-tarannum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena….
Ikhteyar-e-tarannum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena….
.
.
Main sonay ja rahi hoon subah pone 8 bajy utha dyna…..!;- GOOD NIGH...
Your Love is always greater than my disappointments
Beautiful Prayer
” O GoD, when I lose hope because my plans have come to nothing..
Then help me to remember that
Your Love is always greater than my disappointments
&
Your Plans for my life are always better than my dreams”
(Ameen) ...
Sunday, 29 January 2012
Mery Honto Kay Dikhaway Ki Tabbassum Pay Na Ja.
Mery Honto Kay Dikhaway Ki Tabbassum Pay Na Ja.Yeh To Parda Hay Gham e Dil Ko Chupaanay K Li...
Distances
"Distances" is not a matter when the memories are sweet... Special people are never forgotten when they remain in "Heart Bea...
Hazaroo mashghaly hy jo mujhe masroof rakhtay hy
"Hazaroo mashghaly hy jo mujhe masroof rakhtay hy""Magar tum dost aisay ho k phir bi yaad Aaty h...
Love quotes...
Nice Comments
For ” LOVE “
Mohabat Aankh
Se Nahi DiL Se Dekhti Hai (Shakspear)
Jo Bar Bar
Mohabat Krte Hain
Wo Mohabat Krna Nahi Janty
(Ghalib)
Mohabat Wo Kheel Hai Jis Main Aqal Haar Jati Hai
(Hitler)
DiL Ki Hazar
Aankhen Hoti Hain
Magar Wo Mehboob
K Aib Ko Nahi Dekh Sakti
(BULLEY SHAH...
us hath ki tarah mat banojo ek khobsurat phool kp torta hai,
Us hath ki tarah mat banojo ek khobsurat phool kp torta hai, us phool ki tarah ban jao jo torney waley ko b khushbo deta hai&nb...
A great relationship is formed because of 2 reasons :
A great relationship is formed because of 2 reasons :
First is to find out the similarities
& second is to respect the difference...
Jo Shakhs Hamesha Tumhari Khushi Chahy,
Thought of the the Day.
“Jo Shakhs Hamesha Tumhari Khushi Chahy,
Us Ka Udaas Hona Tmhare Liye Fikkar Ki Baat Hai....
Masroof hum be buht hein zindgi ki uljhanon mein.
Masroof hum be buht hein zindgi ki uljhanon mein. Par uljhanon mein doston ko bhula dena dosti nahi ho...
Kyun Peetay ho Sharab kisi k gham mein....
Kyun Peetay ho Sharab kisi k gham mein.... Jhootey yaar ki khatir Sachy Khuda ko Naraz krty ...
Subah K Ujaalon Me Dhoondta Hai Tabeeren..
Subah K Ujaalon Me Dhoondta Hai Tabeeren.. "Dil Ko Kon Smjhaye Khawab, Khwab Hoty Hain ".Subah Bakhair." HAVE A NICE ...
"Khamosh Raat, uska Intizaar Or ye Neend ka bojh..
"Khamosh Raat, uska Intizaar Or ye Neend ka bojh..Mein "MOHABBAT" Na karte To kab ka so chuke h...
Din Raat Musallat Hai Meri Souchon Pe Tera Aks...
Din Raat Musallat Hai Meri Souchon Pe Tera Aks...Tera Halka Sa Tasawur Mujhe Sone Nahi Data.....
Kabhi Kaafir Kabhi Mujrim Bana Shehr-E-Munafiq Mein,
Kabhi Kaafir Kabhi Mujrim Bana Shehr-E-Munafiq Mein,Saza-E-Mout Li Us Ne Yahan Jis Ne Wafa Mangi.&nb...
Barking doges sildom bite..
Barking doges sildom bite.. A burant chiled dreads the fire..A blind man is no judge of colour.. Do good and forgot i...
""ALLAH"" Apny bnday ki touba ka intezar karta hay!!
"Kainaat main koe kisi ka itni shiddat se intezar nhi krta,Jitna ""ALLAH"" Apny bnday ki touba ka intezar karta hay!!&nb...
Ye Dosti ka bandhen
Ye Dosti ka bandhen bi ketna ajeeb hota hay Ager Dost mil jaye to baten khatm nahi hotin Ager bechar jaye to yaden khatm nahi hoti.....
Kya mile ga dilon me nafrat rakh k... .
Kya mile ga dilon me nafrat rakh k... .Bohat mukhtasar hy ye zindagi zara muskura k mila ka...
Friendship does not need Powerful Eyes,
Friendship does not need Powerful Eyes, Cute voice and Lovely Face.It always needs a beautiful responsible Heart with affection forever...
"Itni wafayen bhi na krna kbi kisi se "Dost"
"Itni wafayen bhi na krna kbi kisi se "Dost" "Dil ki Gehrai se chaha jae to log magror ho jaate hain....
U Can not Change Ur Future
Marco Polo Said U Can not Change Ur Future, But U Can Change Ur Habits,And Ur Habits Will Surely Change Ur Futur...
Zindgi Tab BEHTRHoti Hai Jab Ap KHUSH Hoty He
Zindgi Tab BEHTRHoti Hai Jab Ap KHUSH Hoty He Lekin Zindagi Tab BHTAREN Ho jati He Jab Ap ki Wajah Se Log KHSH Hotey...
wo konsi cheez hay
Q:wo kon si Cheez hai, Jo kharidne wala kabhi pehanta nahi aur pehn'ne wala kabhi kharidta na...
"Bari haseen thi zindagi jb na ksi se mohabt na ksi say nafrat thi,
"Bari haseen thi zindagi jb na ksi se mohabt na ksi say nafrat thi, "Zindagi ma aik aisa mor aya k mohabt 1 se hui or nafrat dun...
Kuch maal ALLAH ki rah me
JB KBI tumko apne rizq me kami nazar aany lgy to kuch maal ALLAH ki rah me de kr ALLAH k sath tijarat kr lia ...
BohaT JuDa Hai AuroN Say tery DarD ki kefiyaT ….
BohaT JuDa Hai AuroN Say tery DarD ki kefiyaT ….ZakhaM Ka Koi NishaaN Nahi Aur DarD Ki koi InTeha Nahi……...
Mohabat ki Azmaishain dy dy k thak gay hain.* ..Ay Khuda.
Mohabat ki Azmaishain dy dy k thak gay hain.* ..Ay Khuda. Qismat main koi aisa b likh dy jo mout tak wafa kare...
How did stupid tried to kill a bird?
How did stupid tried to kill a bird? He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die..Ah...
Love story ka future
Apni LOVE story ka future janne k liye Type kijye: <Apna naam> <space> <Apne lover ka naam> Or Send kr deinapny Abu k number p...
C.A Exam's Best Question Ever:
C.A Exam's Best Question Ever: Q: Spell the word "COW" in 13 Lettters? Topper replies, "See O Double You".......
Rab sy m0habt or insan sy m0habt ma kya farq hy?
Rab sy m0habt or insan sy m0habt ma kya farq hy? Insan sy mOhabt Apki sab sy bari kamz0ri ban jati hy Or Rab sy m0habt Apki sab sy bari...
Simple tip 2 Stay happy alwayS
One Simple tip 2 Stay happy alwayS: Never think & Speak ab0ut a third perS0n. &Never think what a third perS0n thinkS & SpeakS ab0ut...
Tammanna Deed Ki Moosa kary aur Toor Jal Jaye
Tammanna Deed Ki Moosa kary aur Toor Jal Jaye Ajab Dastoor-e-Ulfat hy, Kary Koi Bharey K...
Na Kar Mohaabat Mein Mujhay Aazmanay Ki Zidd
Na Kar Mohaabat Mein Mujhay Aazmanay Ki Zidd Kyu k Pani Mein Kabhi Pathar Taaira Nahin Ka...
Har Bar Muqaddar Ko Kasoor Dena Achi Baat Nahi
Har Bar Muqaddar Ko Kasoor Dena Achi Baat Nahi, Kabhi Kabhi Hum unhe mang lete hen jo kisi or k hote ...
Statement on rickshaw
Today i saw an amusing statement written on the back of a rickshaw"Horn aahista bajayen,hukomat so rahi h...
Be Zubano Ko WO ZUBAN Deta He
Be Zubano Ko WO ZUBAN Deta He Parhne Ko Phir WO QURAN Deta He Bakhshne Pe aye Jb Ummat K Gunahon Ko Tohfe main Gunahgaro Ko RAMZAN Deta...
You are never a looser
You are never a looser until you quit trying. hit LIKE if you would never Give up from now O...
Meray honton kay dikaway ki tabasum pay na ja
Meray honton kay dikaway ki tabasum pay na jayeh to parda hay gham e dil ko chupany ke liye...
Do love not war
“Hitler said” I suggest u to do “war” but never “love” Bcoz in “war” either u “live” or “die” But in “love” niether u “live” nor “...
Kya ek wife apne husband ko lakhpati bana skti hay
Question – Kya ek wife apne husband ko Lakhpati bana sakti hai????? Answer – Yes, par husband CROREPATI hona chahiye…...
Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight
Gud nite, Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight. But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night.:-GööD Ni...
Aqal bari ke bhains?
A man Askd Sardar G Aqal bari k Bhains? Sardar G said: “Let me think.” After 3 hours sardar Replied: Dono ki Date of Birth to bataye he n...
Hai yeh baazaar jhoot ka bazaar,
Hai yeh baazaar jhoot ka bazaar, Phir yehi jinss kyun na tolain hum,Karke ik doosre se ehd-e-wafaa, Aao kuch der jhoot bolain h...
Pehli aulad na nam
GirlFrend: Humari pehli aulad larki hoi to naam kia rakhenge? BoyFrend: Agar shadi k baad hoi to Hina Or agar shadi se pehle hoi to Ve...
Dosti...
“Hargiz Aise Shakhs Ki Dosti Ikhtiyar Na Karo Jo Tumhari buraiyon Ko Yad Rakhay Aur Tumhari Khubioon Ko Bhool Jay...
Kyun Peetay ho Sharab kisi k gham mein....
Kyun Peetay ho Sharab kisi k gham mein.... Jhootey yaar ki khatir Sachy Khuda ko Naraz krty ...
Choro un ki La_Parwahi ka gila…..FaRaz
Choro un ki La_Parwahi ka gila…..FaRazAaj phir Hum hi yaad kar lete hain Unhain Humaisha ki tarah.&nb...
Masroof hum be buht hein zindgi ki uljhanon mein.
Masroof hum be buht hein zindgi ki uljhanon mein. Par uljhanon mein doston ko bhula dena dosti nahi h...
Saturday, 28 January 2012
Smiling Lips
Silent Lips avoid many Problems but Smiling Lips solve many Problems so Always have smile on ur Face in this Beautiful Journey call ...
Maang Lena Khuda Se Agar Ho Eman Kamil "IQBAL"
Maang Lena Khuda Se Agar Ho Eman Kamil "IQBAL" Khuda To Unko B Deta Hai Jo Pathron Se Mangte Ha...
Hamesha Sachey LOGON Sy Dosti Rakho
Hamesha Sachey LOGON Sy Dosti Rakho. Kiyun'K Wo ACHAY Dino Me Sarmaya Or Burey Dino Me"Muhafiz" Hotey H...
Sochta hon tere dil main utar kar dekhonFaraz
Sochta hon tere dil main utar kar dekhonFarazKonsa purza kharab hai jo Tujhe sMs karney nahi de...
To be In Love With "ALLAH"
What a nice feeling... To be In Love With "ALLAH" No Pain, No Disapointment, No worries... Just Blessings, Blessings & Blessi...
Kitny anmol hoty hain ye Muhabbat k rishty...
Kitny anmol hoty hain ye Muhabbat k rishty...Taluq toot bhi jay tu chahat phir bhi rehti ha...
jo shakhs sote waqt 21 bar BISMILLAH parhta hai
Aik TOHFA "jo shakhs sote waqt 21 bar BISMILLAH parhta hai, ALLAH farishton se farmata hai k is ki har saans k badle neki lik...
Tanhai ki raat kat hi jayea gi itne b hum majbur nahi
: Tanhai ki raat kat hi jayea gi itne b hum majbur nahi, Dohra kr teri batun ko kabi hans lain gay kabi ro lain gay. Good ni...
Naam-e-khuda lekar uth jate hain jo log
Naam-e-khuda lekar uth jate hain jo logManzil k pas wo nahi manzilen un ke pas aajati hain. Have a blessed day.Good mrn...
Akhlaq....
"Akhlaq" aik dukaan hai or zaban us ka "Taala" "Taala" khulta hai to maloom hota hai k dukaan "Sonay" ki hai ya "Koylay" ki...
muskorahat
Jb 5 second ki muskorahat sy Photo achi ho sakti hy to Hamesha khush rhny sy zindagi achi kyun nhi ho sakti? keep Smiling always&nb...
Altaf bhai..
Girl:main us admi se shadi karon gi jo roye to mujhe hansi aajae . . . Boy..hamary ALTAF bhai per nazar hay teri chalak aurat :-&...
Silence
"SiLence is da Fence around Wisdom.. If ur Foot SlipS, u can ALwyz Regain ur BaLnce.. But if ur Tongue SlipS u can Nvr rebuiLd ur imag...
Friday, 27 January 2012
Expression of eyes
Expression of eyes can be read by everyone but Depression of heart can be read only by Best One! Care 4 everyone but dont lose the Best One....
Monday, 23 January 2012
“JO” DAR GAYA, “WO” MAR GAYA"
Japan mein 2 dost thy.
1 ka nam tha “jo” aur dosry ka nam tha “wo”
aik din “jo” k pass jin aa giya “jo” ny dar kar “wo” ko awaz di
“wo” bhag kar aaya to jin ko deikh kar “wo” ka intaqal ho giya,
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bas usi din sy hi kehty hain…
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“JO” DAR GAYA,
“WO” MAR GA...
Koi 1 din select kro 1. Sun
Koi 1 din select kro
1. Sun
2. Mon
3. Tue
4. Wed
5. Thur
6. Fri
7. Sat
or us din naha lia karo plz.
Sardi ka ye matlab to nahi k ap nahana chhor d...
Sunday, 22 January 2012
Tum aao to hum bhi EID karen
Tum aao to hum bhi EID karen
Hasrat hai tumhari deed karen
Kuch der to dil ko chain mily
Kuch roz to mann k phool khilen
Kehty hain k EID ki aamad hai
Hum log bhi kuch taaeed karen
Tum se ik ye guzarish hai
Ye apny dil ki khwahish hai
Ik bar milo
Ik bar milo
Hr bar ye hi taakeed karen
Maana k hum deewany hain
Sab baaton se anjany hain
Jab apny bhi begany hain,
Kiya ghairon se ummeed krain
Tum aao to hum bhi Eid karen
Tum aao to hum bhi Eid kar...
Ab too iss darr say rona he chor diya FARAZ .
Ab too iss darr say rona he chor diya FARAZ
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Kaheen humaaray aansoon pay dengue anday he na chor jae...
Aaj rootha howa ek shakhs bohut yaad aaya
Aaj rootha howa ek shakhs bohut yaad aaya,
Acha guzzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aaya,
Jo mery dard ko seenay main chupa leta tha,
Aaj jab dard howa tu bohut yaad aa...
Dil Ussi waqt Sambhal Jaaega,
Dil Ussi waqt Sambhal Jaaega,
Dil ka Haal Wo Poochay to Sahi.
Uski Nafrat b Mohabbat hogi,
Mery baary me Wo Sochay to Sahi.
Us k Qadmon me bicha doon Aankhain,
Mari Basti sy Wo Guzray to Sahi.
Us k Sub Jhoot b Such hongy .
Sirf baat itni hy k Wo bolay to S...
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay…
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay.
*NEW YEAR MUBAR...
Apny Husn pe itna naaz mat karo …Dost…
Apny Husn pe itna naaz mat karo …Dost…
Tere jaisay Haseen aur bhi hain
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.WEST INDIES ma...
Jab”MAA”apni “AULAD”k liye “DUA”krti hai
Jab”MAA”apni “AULAD”k liye “DUA”krti hai to “ZAMEEN”or “AASMAN”k darmyan k sare “PARDY”uth jate hain
Or”ALLAH”wo “DUA”khud sunta Hy
“SùßhånAllåh”
*Meri MAA k liye Dua kren,k Allah unko sahat or tandrusti de,aur unki Zindgi lambi kray.ameen
aap b is msg ko send kren,apni maa ki dua k
lie...
“Janoon-e-ishq” se to “KHUDA”
“Janoon-e-ishq” se to “KHUDA”
bhi Na reh Saka,,,
” IQBAL “
Tareef
“Husn-e-Yaar” Main Sara “QURAAN” Likh diya…
SUBHAN ALL...
Fikr-e-Mustaqbil ne Faaslay bana diye warna…!
Fikr-e-Mustaqbil ne Faaslay bana diye warna…!
Sab dost aik sath thay abhi kal ki baat hai…...
Os ne wo taaluq tora jo meri zat se tha,
Os ne wo taaluq tora jo meri zat se tha,
Os ko ranj najane meri kis bat se tha,
La taluq raha logo ki tarah wo b,
Jo achi tarah waqif mere halat se t...
Palkon k kinarey jo hum ne kbi bhigoye nai
Palkon k kinarey jo hum ne kbi bhigoye nai,
Inhen lagta hy k hum kbi roye nai,
Pochte hen kise dkhte ho sapn0n mein,
Inhen kia maloom k hum bars0n se soye nah...
Suno Tum laut aao na.
Suno Tum laut aao na.
Wo dekho chand nikla hai.
Hamari muntazir ankhein,
Duain maangti ankhein.
Tumhein sochti ankhein,
Tumhein dhondti ankhein,
Tumhein wapis bulati hain,
Ye Dil jab bhi Dharakta hai.
Tumhara naam layta hai.
Ye aansu jab bhi behtay hain.
Tumharay Dukh main behtay hain.
K barish jab bhi hoti hai.
Tumhein yaad kartay hain.
Khushi koi jo aaye bhi.
Tumharay bin adhuri hai.
Suno tum laut aao na.
wo dekho chand nikla ...
Teacher = tell me the names of all the planets..
Teacher = tell me the names of all the planets..
Student = venus, earth, mars….
Teacher = aur sunao
student = theek thak
tu suna...
Major Rohail- Jb tum etni tezi se gari chalate ho
Major Rohail-
Jb tum etni tezi se gari chalate ho
Tb mje bohat dar lagta hy
Sardar Driver-
Major Sab app b meri tarha ankhe
Band kr lya ...
Funny Riddles:-What is more useful after it is broken?..
Funny Riddles:-What is more useful after it is broken?..
An egg -Which is the most shocking city?..
Electri-city -
Name two things you can never eat before Breakfast?..Dinner & Lunch -
How many men were born in Europe?..None, only babies were born -
If your clock strikes 13, what times it is?..Time to buy a new cl...
Happy Ramazan Mubarak
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*.RAMZAN .*.*.*
.*.*.MUBARAK.*.*.
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TO U And Your Fami...
Todays sunset Is the last sunset of this “YEAR”
Todays sunset Is the last sunset of this “YEAR”
&
i pray that all your worries end with this sunset
&
new beem of “NEW YEAR” spread great pleasures in ur Life..
Aam...
In life, we all have an unspeakable secret
In life,
we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unkept promise, an unheard request, an irreplaceable loss, an unreachable dream, and an unforgetable first love…
Still life is about being happy anyhow!!
Because everything in life can be summed up in just 3 words…
“it goes ...
The reason women love military men?
The reason women love military men?
It is NOT the uniform…
They can cook, clean, make beds and sew, but above all: they know how to follow orders…...
Wash your face and wash your feet!
Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can”t speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good N...
If you want to Shine like sun
‘”If you want to Shine like sun,
First you have to Burn like it..,
Because Difficulties Always Lead towards Success.”
Good Morn...
A lady to beggar:”i hv seen u s0me where…..bt cant remmbr”
A lady to beggar:”i hv seen u s0me where…..bt cant remmbr”
Beggr”OH MADAM u f0rg0t”
“we r frnds on Faceb0ok…....
Friendship is not a word . Not a relationship
Friendship is not a word . Not a relationship . It is a silent promise, which says
“i was”
“i am”
&
“i will b”
A Headache for u Forever…!!...
May the blessings of Allah flood your life
May the blessings of Allah flood your life with happiness on this occasion and open all the doors of success now and always.
Wish you all muslim community Happy Eid Mubar...
sometimes life brings us to such
Sometimes life brings us to such
moments where we cannot
express our feelings,still we have
thoughts and new things to alive,...
All girls are beautiful after lights are switched off!
All girls are beautiful after lights are switched off!
shakespeare
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All boys are innocent before lights are switched off!
Shakespeare s wife...
Life is like a sketch
Life is like a sketch,
We have to follow the outline, limit & sequence,
But the selection of colours of love, shades of thoughts, patterns of feelings & shine of emotions can change a sketch into a beautiful picture!
So
Try to utilize the art of sincerety, u will create a masterpiec...
“Coins Always Make Sound “
“Coins Always Make Sound “
But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent!
“So When Your Value Increases
Keep Yourself Calm & Sile...
