An intelligent GF is 1 who makes sure that she makes her boyfriend spend "SO MUCH" that her boyfriend can't afford another girl ..!!
Friday, 21 September 2012
maqam..
Duniya me Apna maqam kuch is trah se banao k Agr Marr bhi jao to Log ye hi bolen . . . .
Banda Milta nhi tha, pr SMS boht bhejta tha:-)
Sunday, 16 September 2012
i haven't drunk nor smoked since the day we met
Boy: i haven't drunk nor smoked since the day we met
Girl:how sweet of u are u madly in love wid me?
Boy: SHUT UP you've emptied my pockets
I cant live without U
Girl:i luv U I cant live without U Mar jaungi Mit jaungi Tumhre payar me Fanah ho jaun gi:(
Boy:Han dehk le jesa tuje theek lagy
Husband gifted his wife a Diamond Necklace
Husband gifted his wife a Diamond Necklace & she didn't talk to him for a month ?
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That was the DEAL :P
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That was the DEAL :P
Ek Muddat K Bad uski cal i
Ek Muddat K Bad uski cal i or Uski Aawaz Suni, .
Toh Dil Ne Mjhse Ye Sawal Poochha
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"Abey Jaldi Yaad Kar 'Kaunsi Waali Hai..
women logic
women logic I went to buy a suit, but i saw a beautiful pair of shoes...
so i bought this handbag :
khaternaak jadoo
Duniya main sub se bara aur khaternaak jadoo kahan hota hai
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.Beauty Parlour main Jaati koi aur hai Aati koi aur hai
Duniya ghoom k dekha to ye ehsas hua
Duniya ghoom k dekha to ye ehsas hua...
SAQI
Bht tanha hein wo log jin k pas mera number nhi hy.
Thursday, 13 September 2012
Smile
Smile, It Will Make You Look Better. Pray, It Will Keep You Strong. Love, It Will Make You Enjoy Life.
Sardar Kill a Lion ?
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.
1 yr elder
Sardar proposed a girl......
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u.......
Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.
10 fruits k naam
Teacher: 10 fruits k naam btao,
Sardar: ik amrood, . .
Tchr: shabash . .
Tey 1 Saib, . . .
teacher: good 0r? . . .
Tey 8 Maaltey..
unexplained world
We live in an unexplained world
where Poor people walk miles to earn food,
& Rich people walk miles to digest food.
Strange But True...
sincere friend
The taste of water can b enjoyed only when we are thirsty, Same way, The affection of a sincere friend can only b felt when we are alone
Blood group
Tera Blood Group Kia Hy?
Jaldi Bata MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bohat Kharab Hy
Doctor Ne Kaha Hy K Sirf BADNAM Logo Ka Khoon Hi Chale Ga.
Bhai Baap
Bhai "Baap Sooraj Ki Manind Hai..."
Sooraj Garam zaroor Hota Hai, Magar Na Ho To Andhera Cha Jata Hai
Sms
Jab Apko Kisi Ka SMS Milay
To Ye Mat Socho K Usky SMS Free Hongy,
Blkay Ye Socho K
Us Ny Apni Zindagi Ka 1 Lamha Apko Yad Karny Me Guzara
Kitney tohfey deti ha yeh Mohobbat Bhi
Kitney tohfey deti ha yeh Mohobbat Bhi
Bewafai Alag Judai Alag Tanhai Alag Or Ammi se pitai Alag
Gayyy
Son: dad wts gay???
Dad: happy person.
Son: so are u gay??
Dad: no! . . . .
I am married to ur mother :D
Me BewaQof Me BewaQof BewaQof
Me BewaQof Me BewaQof BewaQof
Ahista bolo AWaz yaha tak arhi hai
Ab Ho to ho sub ko btana zruri hai kya
Ankhon mein jab kabhi tasveer tmhari aati hai.
Ankhon mein jab kabhi tasveer tmhari aati hai.
Wah, Wah, Wah,
Bus Astaghfar parh lete hun, tabiyat sambhal Jati hy
Ab Bolo Wah,wah
Chand p kali gatta chati to ho gi
Chand p kali gatta chati to ho gi,
sitaron ko muskrahat ati to ho gi,
tm lakh chupao duniya se mgr,
Akele men tumhen khud pe hnsi aati to ho gi..
Aajeib Hai Nakhre Tere. Aajeib Tera Style Hai
Aajeib Hai Nakhre Tere. Aajeib Tera Style Hai.
Naak Pochny Ki Tameez Nahi Hathoon Main Mobile Hai
Wednesday, 12 September 2012
Sunday, 9 September 2012
3rd world country
If the earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, then isn't every country a 3rd world country?
Ilaaj e dard e dil tum se maseeha ho nahi sakta
Ilaaj e dard e dil tum se maseeha ho nahi sakta
tum acha kr nahi skte main acha ho nahi skta
Shehzadi
Wife Or Hsbnd shop se nikle to ik faqeer ne kaha
Shehzadi 5 rupy de de Andha hu
Hsbnd ne wife ki trf dekha Or bola
De dy Waqai andha hai
Tere ekhtiyar me keya nahi muje es tarah nawaz dy
Tere ekhtiyar me keya nahi muje es tarah nawaz dy
"Ya RAB""
Mere u duaye qabul kr,mere lab pr koye dua na hu
wish
This world is made from wish nd those peoples who can break their wishes cannot made succes themselves in future.keep best wishes from ALLAH
parosiyon ki larki
Father:Nalaeq, parosiyon ki larki ko dekho wo class main 1st aae hai.
Son: Aur kitna dekhon,
usi ko tou dekh dekh ke fail hoa hun.
Moat k Baad
Moat k Baad
Heart: 10 Mints
Brain: 20 Mints
Eyes: 4 Hours
Skin: 5 Days
Bones: 30 Days tk Zindah rehti hain.
Aur Naik Amal: Hamesha zinda rehte han
A Khuda Mujh Se Na Maang Mere Gunahon Ka Hisaab
A Khuda Mujh Se Na Maang Mere Gunahon Ka Hisaab.
Mere Paas Ashk e Nadamat K Siwa Kuch B Nahi
Useful words
Useful words
Shamming (nakhray baaz) ,
On no account (har giz nahi) ,
Self-assertive (apni baat manwany wala) ,
Groundless (bay maqsad)
Kutta
1sardar Kahi Ja rha tha K Usne 1dewar pe Parha
parhnayWala Kutta
us ko Boht ghusa aya
Mita Kr likh diya!
Likhnay Wala Kutta.
Sochtay Hain Usko, To Doobtay Hi Chalay Jaatay Hain
Sochtay Hain Usko, To Doobtay Hi Chalay Jaatay Hain
Ankhain Hi Nahin "Mohsin" Uski Yaadain Bhi Samundar Hain...!!
Useful sentences english to urdu
Useful sentences english to urdu
Please wind up your discussion
(mehrbani kar k apni guftagoo mukhtasar karain) ,
Affairs do not seem conducive
(Halaat theek nahi lag rahy)
Afsos Hy Us Shakhs Pr
Afsos Hy Us Shakhs Pr Jo Doctor K Kehny Pr"Halal" Roti To Chor Deta
Hy Pr ALLAH K Kehny Pr "Haram"Nahi Chorta.
rozadar k moon ki booo
Mafhoom-e-Hadees hai k
rozadar k moon ki booo ALLAH tala ko
mushek ki khashboo se b zyada pyari hai.
Hadees e nabvi(s.a.w)
Hadees e nabvi(s.a.w) Musalman k dosre musalman pe 5 haq han
1.salam ka jawb dena
2.bimar ki eyadat krna.
3.janazai k sath jana
4.dawat qabot krna
5.chenk ka jawb 'yarhamu kaALLAH' se dyna
(bukhari bab ul amar bitabe 1240)
Aye Khuda! Barsaa de hum par apne Noor Ki Barish
Aye Khuda! Barsaa de hum par apne Noor Ki Barish...,,
Emaan K Sheeshon Py Bari Dhool Jami Hai...!!
3 Chezain Allah Ko Buht Pasand Hy!
3 Chezain Allah Ko Buht Pasand Hy! . !
1: Garmiyon K Rozy.
2: Sardiyon Ka Wazu.
3: Jawani Ki Ebadat!
pakistan beat india in olampic games
Question:
pakistan ne olampic games ke hockey event ke finals main kab india ko shikast di thi?
Answer:
1960
Quran majeed ka makki dawar
Question:
Quran majeed ka makki dawar kitne harsy par muheet hay?
Answer:
12 years 8 month 5 days
din m 5 time nimaz
din m 5 time nimaz prny ki adat banao
sirf ye soch kr ke kya pata ya azan tum akhri bar sun rhe ho
kya pata RAB tmhy akhri bar bula rah ho
Zindagi ke 2 usool
Do din ki zindagi hy isay do hi usoolon pe guzar do
Raho to pholoon ki tarha
bikro to khushbo ki tarha
Skin k liye wazoo ka pani
Skin k liye wazoo ka pani
jigar k liye quran ki tilawat
sehat k liye nimaz
or
khush rehne ke liye ALLAH ka zikr kiya karo
Insan k Aansu
Insan k Aansu Us Waqat Muqaddas Hotay Hain,
Jab wo kisi Or k Dukh Or Takleef Ko Mehsus Kar k Niklain...!!!
Quran info
*Info*
1) Holy Quran was 1st Translated in Punjabi by Hafiz Muhammad Lakhwi.
2) Holy Quran was translated in French in 1647
Useful words
comprise or involve: shamil
mention or narrate: zikar
Hoot or intervention: mudakhelat
sake or intention:murad
Ayk naqsh b idhar say udhar na honey paaey
Ayk naqsh b idhar say udhar na honey paaey...
Main jesay tmhein mila tha mujay wesay hi juda kro...!!!
Ilm ke wapas liye jany
Hadees nabvi(s.a.w)
Ilm ke wapas liye jany au uta le jany se pehly ilm hasil kr lo
(ahmad 266/5)
info
"iNFO"
A snail can sleep for 3 years. ,
Our "Eyes" are always the same size from birth but our Nose and Ears never stop growing.
Hadees nabvi
Hadees nabvi
App(s.a.w) ne fermaya muj per joot na bando q k jo muj per joot bandta hai wo aag me dakhil ho ga.
Useful Words
"Useful Words"
All day long (din bhar) ,
The nuptial night (suhaag raat) ,
Dashful (ghayrat mand) ,
From whom? (kis say?)
Party...
I don't belive in any party PPP,MQM,PML-N,PML-Q,ANP
i like ans support only one party that is
"IFTAR PARTY"
abnormal fear of spiders
Question:
What is the name of the phobia that involves an abnormal fear of spiders?
Answer:
Arachnophobia
Ramazan aur shaitan
Boy:sir ramzan me to shetan es dunya se chla jata hy magr log phir b gunah krty hy q?
Sir:beta wo chution ka kam de k jate han
Roza
Abu Horera R.A Se Riwayat Hai K Nabi (Saw) Ne Farmaya:
Har Cheez Ki Zakat Hoti Hai Or Jism ki Zakat Roza Hai
Highest Battlefield
Highest Battlefield 1983 indian & pakstan armies hve fought each othr on the siachen glacier at kashmir.vch z highst bttlefield n world
45 sal ka P.H.D lrka
45 sal ka P.H.D lrka, Larki dekhny gya
Larki ki maa dekh k behosh hogai
Hosh me aa k boli:
"20 sal phle ye mje b dekhny aya tha."
information
: There are 928 Operating Satellites as of April 2010. -
The U.S Produces the most ice Cream in the World.
Roz aatay Hain BAADAL Abr-E-Rehmat lay K
Roz aatay Hain BAADAL Abr-E-Rehmat lay K,
Meray Sheher K Aamaal Unhain Barasnay Nahin Detay.:
dua...
Aisi kya dua dun tujko jo tere labon pe hansi k phool khila dy,
Bs yehi dua ha k sitaron c roshan khuda teri "taqdeer" bana dy.
AAMEEN. ...
Educated.
When U develop the ability to listen anything harsh without loosing ur temper or selfconfidence, it means you have become Educated.
