An intelligent GF is 1 who makes sure that she makes her boyfriend spend "SO MUCH" that her boyfriend can't afford another girl ..!...
Friday, 21 September 2012
maqam..
Duniya me Apna maqam kuch is trah se banao k Agr Marr bhi jao to Log ye hi bolen . . . .
Banda Milta nhi tha, pr SMS boht bhejta tha:-...
Sunday, 16 September 2012
i haven't drunk nor smoked since the day we met
Boy: i haven't drunk nor smoked since the day we met
Girl:how sweet of u are u madly in love wid me?
Boy: SHUT UP you've emptied my pock...
I cant live without U
Girl:i luv U I cant live without U Mar jaungi Mit jaungi Tumhre payar me Fanah ho jaun gi:(
Boy:Han dehk le jesa tuje theek l...
Husband gifted his wife a Diamond Necklace
Husband gifted his wife a Diamond Necklace & she didn't talk to him for a month ?
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That was the DEAL...
Ek Muddat K Bad uski cal i
Ek Muddat K Bad uski cal i or Uski Aawaz Suni, .
Toh Dil Ne Mjhse Ye Sawal Poochha........"Abey Jaldi Yaad Kar 'Kaunsi Waali Ha...
women logic
women logic I went to buy a suit, but i saw a beautiful pair of shoes...
so i bought this handbag...
khaternaak jadoo
Duniya main sub se bara aur khaternaak jadoo kahan hota hai .......Beauty Parlour main Jaati koi aur hai Aati koi aur ...
Duniya ghoom k dekha to ye ehsas hua
Duniya ghoom k dekha to ye ehsas hua... SAQI Bht tanha hein wo log jin k pas mera number nhi ...
Thursday, 13 September 2012
Smile
Smile, It Will Make You Look Better. Pray, It Will Keep You Strong. Love, It Will Make You Enjoy Li...
Sardar Kill a Lion ?
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let lion eat ...
1 yr elder
Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u.......
Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next ye...
10 fruits k naam
Teacher: 10 fruits k naam btao, Sardar: ik amrood, . . Tchr: shabash . . Tey 1 Saib, . . .
teacher: good 0r? . . .
Tey 8 Maalte...
unexplained world
We live in an unexplained world where Poor people walk miles to earn food, & Rich people walk miles to digest food. Strange But True...
sincere friend
The taste of water can b enjoyed only when we are thirsty, Same way, The affection of a sincere friend can only b felt when we are al...
Blood group
Tera Blood Group Kia Hy?Jaldi Bata MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bohat Kharab Hy
Doctor Ne Kaha Hy K Sirf BADNAM Logo Ka Khoon Hi Chale ...
Bhai Baap
Bhai "Baap Sooraj Ki Manind Hai..." Sooraj Garam zaroor Hota Hai, Magar Na Ho To Andhera Cha Jata ...
Sms
Jab Apko Kisi Ka SMS Milay To Ye Mat Socho K Usky SMS Free Hongy, Blkay Ye Socho K Us Ny Apni Zindagi Ka 1 Lamha Apko Yad Karny Me Guza...
Kitney tohfey deti ha yeh Mohobbat Bhi
Kitney tohfey deti ha yeh Mohobbat Bhi
Bewafai Alag Judai Alag Tanhai Alag Or Ammi se pitai A...
Gayyy
Son: dad wts gay??? Dad: happy person.
Son: so are u gay?? Dad: no! . . . . I am married to ur mother...
Me BewaQof Me BewaQof BewaQof
Me BewaQof Me BewaQof BewaQof Ahista bolo AWaz yaha tak arhi hai
Ab Ho to ho sub ko btana zruri hai ...
Ankhon mein jab kabhi tasveer tmhari aati hai.
Ankhon mein jab kabhi tasveer tmhari aati hai. Wah, Wah, Wah, Bus Astaghfar parh lete hun, tabiyat sambhal Jati hy
Ab Bolo Wah,w...
Chand p kali gatta chati to ho gi
Chand p kali gatta chati to ho gi, sitaron ko muskrahat ati to ho gi, tm lakh chupao duniya se mgr,Akele men tumhen khud pe hnsi aati to ho g...
Aajeib Hai Nakhre Tere. Aajeib Tera Style Hai
Aajeib Hai Nakhre Tere. Aajeib Tera Style Hai.
Naak Pochny Ki Tameez Nahi Hathoon Main Mobile ...
Wednesday, 12 September 2012
Sunday, 9 September 2012
3rd world country
If the earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, then isn't every country a 3rd world count...
Ilaaj e dard e dil tum se maseeha ho nahi sakta
Ilaaj e dard e dil tum se maseeha ho nahi sakta
tum acha kr nahi skte main acha ho nahi s...
Shehzadi
Wife Or Hsbnd shop se nikle to ik faqeer ne kaha Shehzadi 5 rupy de de Andha hu Hsbnd ne wife ki trf dekha Or bola
De dy Waqai andha ...
Tere ekhtiyar me keya nahi muje es tarah nawaz dy
Tere ekhtiyar me keya nahi muje es tarah nawaz dy "Ya RAB"" Mere u duaye qabul kr,mere lab pr koye dua na...
wish
This world is made from wish nd those peoples who can break their wishes cannot made succes themselves in future.keep best wishes from AL...
parosiyon ki larki
Father:Nalaeq, parosiyon ki larki ko dekho wo class main 1st aae hai.
Son: Aur kitna dekhon, usi ko tou dekh dekh ke fail hoa h...
Moat k Baad
Moat k Baad Heart: 10 Mints Brain: 20 Mints Eyes: 4 Hours Skin: 5 Days Bones: 30 Days tk Zindah rehti hain.
Aur Naik Amal: Hamesha zinda rehte ...
A Khuda Mujh Se Na Maang Mere Gunahon Ka Hisaab
A Khuda Mujh Se Na Maang Mere Gunahon Ka Hisaab.
Mere Paas Ashk e Nadamat K Siwa Kuch B N...
Useful words
Useful wordsShamming (nakhray baaz) , On no account (har giz nahi) , Self-assertive (apni baat manwany wala) ,
Groundless (bay maqs...
Kutta
1sardar Kahi Ja rha tha K Usne 1dewar pe Parha
parhnayWala Kutta
us ko Boht ghusa aya Mita Kr likh diya!
Likhnay Wala Kut...
Sochtay Hain Usko, To Doobtay Hi Chalay Jaatay Hain
Sochtay Hain Usko, To Doobtay Hi Chalay Jaatay Hain
Ankhain Hi Nahin "Mohsin" Uski Yaadain Bhi Samundar Hain.....
Useful sentences english to urdu
Useful sentences english to urduPlease wind up your discussion (mehrbani kar k apni guftagoo mukhtasar karain) ,
Affairs do not seem conducive(Halaat theek nahi lag ra...
Afsos Hy Us Shakhs Pr
Afsos Hy Us Shakhs Pr Jo Doctor K Kehny Pr"Halal" Roti To Chor Deta Hy Pr ALLAH K Kehny Pr "Haram"Nahi Chorta.&nb...
rozadar k moon ki booo
Mafhoom-e-Hadees hai k rozadar k moon ki booo ALLAH tala komushek ki khashboo se b zyada pyari h...
Hadees e nabvi(s.a.w)
Hadees e nabvi(s.a.w) Musalman k dosre musalman pe 5 haq han 1.salam ka jawb dena 2.bimar ki eyadat krna.3.janazai k sath jana 4.dawat qabot krna 5.chenk ka jawb 'yarhamu kaALLAH' se dyna (bukhari bab ul amar bitabe 12...
Aye Khuda! Barsaa de hum par apne Noor Ki Barish
Aye Khuda! Barsaa de hum par apne Noor Ki Barish...,,
Emaan K Sheeshon Py Bari Dhool Jami Hai...!!&nb...
3 Chezain Allah Ko Buht Pasand Hy!
3 Chezain Allah Ko Buht Pasand Hy! . ! 1: Garmiyon K Rozy. 2: Sardiyon Ka Wazu. 3: Jawani Ki Ebad...
pakistan beat india in olampic games
Question:pakistan ne olampic games ke hockey event ke finals main kab india ko shikast di thi?
Answer:1...
Quran majeed ka makki dawar
Question:Quran majeed ka makki dawar kitne harsy par muheet hay?
Answer:12 years 8 month 5 d...
din m 5 time nimaz
din m 5 time nimaz prny ki adat banao sirf ye soch kr ke kya pata ya azan tum akhri bar sun rhe ho kya pata RAB tmhy akhri bar bula rah...
Zindagi ke 2 usool
Do din ki zindagi hy isay do hi usoolon pe guzar do Raho to pholoon ki tarha bikro to khushbo ki tarha&nb...
Skin k liye wazoo ka pani
Skin k liye wazoo ka pani jigar k liye quran ki tilawat sehat k liye nimaz or khush rehne ke liye ALLAH ka zikr kiya k...
Insan k Aansu
Insan k Aansu Us Waqat Muqaddas Hotay Hain, Jab wo kisi Or k Dukh Or Takleef Ko Mehsus Kar k Niklain......
Quran info
*Info* 1) Holy Quran was 1st Translated in Punjabi by Hafiz Muhammad Lakhwi.
2) Holy Quran was translated in French in 1...
Useful words
comprise or involve: shamil mention or narrate: zikar Hoot or intervention: mudakhelat sake or intention:mu...
Ayk naqsh b idhar say udhar na honey paaey
Ayk naqsh b idhar say udhar na honey paaey...
Main jesay tmhein mila tha mujay wesay hi juda kro......
Ilm ke wapas liye jany
Hadees nabvi(s.a.w)Ilm ke wapas liye jany au uta le jany se pehly ilm hasil kr lo (ahmad 266...
info
"iNFO" A snail can sleep for 3 years. ,
Our "Eyes" are always the same size from birth but our Nose and Ears never stop growi...
Hadees nabvi
Hadees nabviApp(s.a.w) ne fermaya muj per joot na bando q k jo muj per joot bandta hai wo aag me dakhil ho ...
Useful Words
"Useful Words" All day long (din bhar) , The nuptial night (suhaag raat) , Dashful (ghayrat mand) , From whom? (kis sa...
Party...
I don't belive in any party PPP,MQM,PML-N,PML-Q,ANP
i like ans support only one party that is
"IFTAR PAR...
abnormal fear of spiders
Question:What is the name of the phobia that involves an abnormal fear of spiders?
Answer:Arachnophobia&nbs...
Ramazan aur shaitan
Boy:sir ramzan me to shetan es dunya se chla jata hy magr log phir b gunah krty hy q?
Sir:beta wo chution ka kam de k jate han&nb...
Roza
Abu Horera R.A Se Riwayat Hai K Nabi (Saw) Ne Farmaya:
Har Cheez Ki Zakat Hoti Hai Or Jism ki Zakat Roza ...
Highest Battlefield
Highest Battlefield 1983 indian & pakstan armies hve fought each othr on the siachen glacier at kashmir.vch z highst bttlefield n wo...
45 sal ka P.H.D lrka
45 sal ka P.H.D lrka, Larki dekhny gya
Larki ki maa dekh k behosh hogai
Hosh me aa k boli:
"20 sal phle ye mje b dekhny aya tha."&nb...
information
: There are 928 Operating Satellites as of April 2010. -
The U.S Produces the most ice Cream in the Wor...
Roz aatay Hain BAADAL Abr-E-Rehmat lay K
Roz aatay Hain BAADAL Abr-E-Rehmat lay K,
Meray Sheher K Aamaal Unhain Barasnay Nahin Deta...
dua...
Aisi kya dua dun tujko jo tere labon pe hansi k phool khila dy, Bs yehi dua ha k sitaron c roshan khuda teri "taqdeer" bana dy. AAMEEN. ...
Educated.
When U develop the ability to listen anything harsh without loosing ur temper or selfconfidence, it means you have become Educat...
