Girl:Dua kro Ma Fail Ho jaon
Frnd: q.. ?
Girl: abu Ne Kaha Ha K 1st i To LAPTOP le kr don ga
2nd i To MOBILE Or
Fail Hoi To Shadi kara dunga...
Showing posts with label Urdu Sms Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Urdu Sms Jokes. Show all posts
Wednesday, 8 January 2020
Thursday, 17 January 2013
Cycle sawar
Sipahi: (cycle sawar se) ruk jaao tumhari cycle mein light nahi hai.
Cycle sawar : ruk nahi sakta janab. Is mein brackein bhi nahi hain
Cycle sawar : ruk nahi sakta janab. Is mein brackein bhi nahi hain
Thursday, 13 September 2012
Gayyy
Son: dad wts gay???
Dad: happy person.
Son: so are u gay??
Dad: no! . . . .
I am married to ur mother :D
Sunday, 9 September 2012
parosiyon ki larki
Father:Nalaeq, parosiyon ki larki ko dekho wo class main 1st aae hai.
Son: Aur kitna dekhon,
usi ko tou dekh dekh ke fail hoa hun.
45 sal ka P.H.D lrka
45 sal ka P.H.D lrka, Larki dekhny gya
Larki ki maa dekh k behosh hogai
Hosh me aa k boli:
"20 sal phle ye mje b dekhny aya tha."
