Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means...
E- End of
T- Thinking
C- Capacity.
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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u ?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too" (GAME OVER!)
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When do you know ur in love ?
Ans : When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
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What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.
In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.
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"Why is Facebook such a hit ?
It works on the principle that
'People are more interested in others life than their own.
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A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer : Why d Hell Should I recognize ?
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V Pronounce 22 as Twenty Two, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as Forty Four, 55 as Fifty Five, Why not 11 as Onety One?
Doubt By last bench association.
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What is the diff between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE" ?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
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Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?
think...think..think...
Ans : U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL ? Guess Guess Guess Guess
Ans : "FOOLAN DEVI..
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Why does d bride & groom exchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they
say to each other affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...
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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in
d same college where u study ?
Ans 100% Attendazzz
bcoz it means...
E- End of
T- Thinking
C- Capacity.
+++
How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u ?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too" (GAME OVER!)
+++
When do you know ur in love ?
Ans : When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
+++
What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.
In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.
+++
"Why is Facebook such a hit ?
It works on the principle that
'People are more interested in others life than their own.
+++
A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer : Why d Hell Should I recognize ?
+++
V Pronounce 22 as Twenty Two, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as Forty Four, 55 as Fifty Five, Why not 11 as Onety One?
Doubt By last bench association.
+++
What is the diff between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE" ?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
+++
Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?
think...think..think...
Ans : U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
+++
What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL ? Guess Guess Guess Guess
Ans : "FOOLAN DEVI..
+++
Why does d bride & groom exchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they
say to each other affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...
+++
What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
+++
Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in
d same college where u study ?
Ans 100% Attendazzz
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