If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
Sunday, 29 July 2012
Wednesday, 25 July 2012
Dear Mom
Dear Mom, because of you I am what I am today. You carried me for 9 months and raised me. You're a strong woman.
Sunday, 22 July 2012
Kuch tabasuum zair e lub kuch sharm damanger hy
Kuch tabasuum zair e lub kuch sharm damanger hy,
Oof ye kis aalam me kechwai hoye tasweer hy
Kabhi Paigham-e-Ulfat, Kabhi Mujh Se Bad-Gumaani
Kabhi Paigham-e-Ulfat, Kabhi Mujh Se Bad-Gumaani,
Teri Ye Bhi Meherbani, Teri Wo Bhi Meherbani .
Dukh
Larki: Mein Shaadi K Baad Tumhare Saare Dukh Baant Loon Gi
Larka: Mujhe To Koi Dukh Nahi Hai
Larki Mein Shaadi K Baad Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hon
Shayad koi Tarash Kr Kismat Sanwaar De
Shayad koi Tarash Kr Kismat Sanwaar De.....!!!
Ye Soch Kr mai Umar Bhar Pathr Bana Raha....!!!
Gulaab Chehraa, Haseen GaiSu, Chamaktii aankhein, Or Un mein Kaajal
Gulaab Chehraa, Haseen GaiSu, Chamaktii aankhein, Or Un mein Kaajal.
Na Reh Sakein Gay, Btaa rahein hain, Q rOz khUd kO nikhaartay hO..?
Uss K Honton Ko Dekha to, Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aaya
Uss K Honton Ko Dekha to, Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aaya,
Wo Lafz Kitne Nasheele Hon ge, Jo inhen Choo kr Guzrte hain.
On selling three articles
Question:
On selling three articles at the cost of four article, there will be profit of (1) 25% (2) 100/3 % (3) 75/2% (4) 40%
Ans:100/3%
Sahabi
Question:
Hazrat Jibrail(A.S) kis Sahabi(R.A) kis shakal main wahi le ke aty te?
Ans:Dahee kalbi(R.A)
Heliometer is used for ???
Question:
Heliometer is used for ???
Ans:Measurment of angles in space(Sun's diameter different season etc)
Mohabbat Dekh li Main Ne Zamane Bhar Ke Logon Ki
Mohabbat Dekh li Main Ne Zamane Bhar Ke Logon Ki,
Jahan Kuch "Daam" Ziyada Ho Wahan Insan Biktey Hain.
tabiyat
Sardar: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha,
kya hua..
Dosra sardar:
Yaar kal jaaonga,aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai..
appologize
Sometimes people accidently walk over your feet and appologize. While somet!mes people walk all over your Heart and even don't realize.
Leaving alone
Leaving alone is really better than living with fake people who hate you but act likee loving you
Aim for the sky
Aim for the sky and you will reach the ceiling aim for the ceiling and you will stay on the floor
Saturday, 21 July 2012
screaming
A screaming comes across the sky ,it has happend before but there is nothing to compare it to now.
Why do the sky and the water of the ocean look blue?
Question:
Why do the sky and the water of the ocean look blue?
Ans:scattering of blue light from particles of atmosphere
Dua
"1 CHOTI MAGAR KHOBSURAT DUA"
"YA ALLAH meray wo Gunah muaf farma jo meri duaon ko Qabool nahi honay detay"
Ameen
Parindy aur insan
aj ka sbq.
"Muje Afsos Hota Hai Jab?
Insan K Jagnay Se Pehly Parinday Jaag Jaty Hain ..
Good morning
Nafrat aur muhabbat
Nafrat ko Hazaar moka do K wo muhabt ban Jay Lekin...!
Muhabt ko aik bhi Moka na do k wo nafrat ban jay.
Friday, 20 July 2012
Vote
Iltaf bhai Vote mangne kay liye kisi muhalley mein gaye. Wahan kisi ka inteqal hogia tha. Iltaf ne soncha k Vote mangne ka acha tariqa hai.
Progam kay mutabiq wo wahan gaye. Fateha parhi bole. “Allah bakhshe marhoom mere jigri dost the. Rozana mere ghar tashreef late. Aur hum aadhi raat tak guftagu karte. Kabhi kabhi to wo mere ghar sojate. “log buhat hairan hoye. Iltaf bhai ne hairan hone ki wajah puchi to logon ne bataya k marne wali to ghulam rasool ki ghar wali thi.
Progam kay mutabiq wo wahan gaye. Fateha parhi bole. “Allah bakhshe marhoom mere jigri dost the. Rozana mere ghar tashreef late. Aur hum aadhi raat tak guftagu karte. Kabhi kabhi to wo mere ghar sojate. “log buhat hairan hoye. Iltaf bhai ne hairan hone ki wajah puchi to logon ne bataya k marne wali to ghulam rasool ki ghar wali thi.
shayery
Aik aadmi shayery main buhat mashhor tha. Wo aik din aik moshaire main gia aur apna kalam sunana shuru kia. “do paint” majma se aawaz aai.
Wah……….wha!’
“do shartain.”
“wah! Kia khub.” Samain ne dad di.
“aik topi.”
“Wah! Kia khub, dobara irshad ………… “ majma ne israr kia.
Shayar ghabra kar bola.” Maaf kijye ga main gazal kay bajaye dhobi ka bil utha laya hoon.
Wah……….wha!’
“do shartain.”
“wah! Kia khub.” Samain ne dad di.
“aik topi.”
“Wah! Kia khub, dobara irshad ………… “ majma ne israr kia.
Shayar ghabra kar bola.” Maaf kijye ga main gazal kay bajaye dhobi ka bil utha laya hoon.
menhgayi
Aik dost (dosre dost se): yar main bara fikar mand hoon, mari beti ka qad nahi barhta, kuch alaj batao.
Dost: bara acha tareeqa batata hoon tum apni beti ka naam menhgayi rakh lo phir dekhna is ka qad kitni rafter se barhta hai.
Dost: bara acha tareeqa batata hoon tum apni beti ka naam menhgayi rakh lo phir dekhna is ka qad kitni rafter se barhta hai.
donoon kan
Aik gappo: agar hadse main aik kan kat jaye to kia hoga?
Doosra gappo: main soon nahi sakoonga.
Pahla gappo: aur agar donoon kan kat jaye to?
Doosra : to main dakh nahi sakoonga.
Pahla: kiun wo kaise?
Doosra: kiun keh main phir ainak kaise lagaunga?
Doosra gappo: main soon nahi sakoonga.
Pahla gappo: aur agar donoon kan kat jaye to?
Doosra : to main dakh nahi sakoonga.
Pahla: kiun wo kaise?
Doosra: kiun keh main phir ainak kaise lagaunga?
master saheb
Maan…………. “Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?”
Hamid…………..”ammi master saheb bimar the aur wo ………..wo ………..”
Maan………….”Kia hoya margaye kia be chare?”
Hamid………….” Aji kahan margaye………….tandarost hogaye hain.
Hamid…………..”ammi master saheb bimar the aur wo ………..wo ………..”
Maan………….”Kia hoya margaye kia be chare?”
Hamid………….” Aji kahan margaye………….tandarost hogaye hain.
Musafir
Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.
Cycle sawar
Sipahi: (cycle sawar se) ruk jaao tumhari cycle mein light nahi hai.
Cycle sawar : ruk nahi sakta janab. Is mein brackein bhi nahi hain
Cycle sawar : ruk nahi sakta janab. Is mein brackein bhi nahi hain
chokidar
Aik saheb keraya per makan lekar aik naye muhalla main gaye. Chaar roz baad in kay darwaze per dastak hoyi wo saheb bahir niklay to aik aadmi assalam aliqum kah ker bola.
Naye parosi hone ki haisyat se aap se mil ker buhat khushi hasil hoi hai lakin sath hi aap ki khidmat main aik guzarish bhi hai.
Farmaiye kia kaam hai.
Kerayadar ne kaha.
Guzarish ye hai keh aap zara maddhim aawaz main kharrate lia karain ke mari nind kharab na ho sake.
Sikaiti parosi se mukammal tayaruf ke liye poocha gia.
App ki tareef.
Jabab dia gia.
Saheb main aap ke is muhalley ka chokidar hoon.
Sipahi: (cycle sawar se) ruk jaao tumhari cycle
Naye parosi hone ki haisyat se aap se mil ker buhat khushi hasil hoi hai lakin sath hi aap ki khidmat main aik guzarish bhi hai.
Farmaiye kia kaam hai.
Kerayadar ne kaha.
Guzarish ye hai keh aap zara maddhim aawaz main kharrate lia karain ke mari nind kharab na ho sake.
Sikaiti parosi se mukammal tayaruf ke liye poocha gia.
App ki tareef.
Jabab dia gia.
Saheb main aap ke is muhalley ka chokidar hoon.
Sipahi: (cycle sawar se) ruk jaao tumhari cycle
Kal main inhi Raston se guzra to buhat roya
Kal main inhi Raston se guzra to buhat roya
Sochi huii baaton ko socha to buhat roya
Dil mera her ik shai ko aayena samgha hai
Dhalty hoye suraj ko dekha to buhat roya
Aasan to nahi apni hasti se guzar jana
Utra jo samander mein to buhat roya
Jo shaksh na roya tha tapti rahoon mein
Dewar ke saye mein baitha to buhat roya
Jis moj se ubhara tha us moj pa kiya guzri
Sehra mein wo baadal ka tukra to buhat roya
Hum teri tabiyat ko Khursheed nahi samjhe
Pathar nazar Aata tha “Roya” to buhat roya
Sochi huii baaton ko socha to buhat roya
Dil mera her ik shai ko aayena samgha hai
Dhalty hoye suraj ko dekha to buhat roya
Aasan to nahi apni hasti se guzar jana
Utra jo samander mein to buhat roya
Jo shaksh na roya tha tapti rahoon mein
Dewar ke saye mein baitha to buhat roya
Jis moj se ubhara tha us moj pa kiya guzri
Sehra mein wo baadal ka tukra to buhat roya
Hum teri tabiyat ko Khursheed nahi samjhe
Pathar nazar Aata tha “Roya” to buhat roya
Teri galyoon main Aaye to hum kho gaye
Teri galyoon main Aaye to hum kho gaye
Payoon baqi hain lekin Qadam kho gaye
Darde dil to buhat the magar charah gar
Tere chahre ko dekha to gum ho gaye
Tera dard-e judaii pe rang jafa
Meri aankhoon mein sare raqam ho gaye
To na Aaye to shab sirf etna hoya
Khawab palkoon pe aaye the nam ho gaye
Sochte hi tujhe hum ko Mahsoos hoya
Zindagani mein kaise Sitam ho gaye
Jo dete gawahi teri Chah ke
Shayed wo sitare Madhim ho gaye
Payoon baqi hain lekin Qadam kho gaye
Darde dil to buhat the magar charah gar
Tere chahre ko dekha to gum ho gaye
Tera dard-e judaii pe rang jafa
Meri aankhoon mein sare raqam ho gaye
To na Aaye to shab sirf etna hoya
Khawab palkoon pe aaye the nam ho gaye
Sochte hi tujhe hum ko Mahsoos hoya
Zindagani mein kaise Sitam ho gaye
Jo dete gawahi teri Chah ke
Shayed wo sitare Madhim ho gaye
vo shanon’n pe zarkar anchal uchale
vo shanon’n pe zarkar anchal uchale
idhar se udhar mast zulfon ko dale
mian aur bache khuda key hawale
haseen hath mein narm file sambhale
kis andaz se naaz farma rahi hai
keh jaise chaman mein bahar aarahi hai
mubahis mein yun garam guftar hain sab
keh bas larne marne ko taiyar hain sab
fason kar hain sab, tarah dar hain sab
barabar barabar ki sarkar hain sab
idhar asghari bhir gayi akbari se
udhar tafil rone lage gallery se
“sapenchon” mein gote kinari ki batain
Bahu ki kifayat shuari ki batain
Prosan ki parhaiz gari ki batain
Gharz har bihayi, kunwari ki batain
Rawa'n hain hojum tajalli key dhare
Yeh aanchal simte, wo gesu sawanre
Dam-e-guftagu koi jaise na hare
Sitaron se takra rahe hai sitare
Bua ko to dekho nah gehna na pata
Bagett hath mein jaise dhoban ka khata
Ba andaz-e ghaiz-o-ghazab bolti hain
Ba aawaz-e shor-o- shghab bolti hain
Nahi bolti hain to kab bolti hain?
Mayan apne khwab mein gum ho gai hain
Abhi jagti thi'n abhi so gayi hain
idhar se udhar mast zulfon ko dale
mian aur bache khuda key hawale
haseen hath mein narm file sambhale
kis andaz se naaz farma rahi hai
keh jaise chaman mein bahar aarahi hai
mubahis mein yun garam guftar hain sab
keh bas larne marne ko taiyar hain sab
fason kar hain sab, tarah dar hain sab
barabar barabar ki sarkar hain sab
idhar asghari bhir gayi akbari se
udhar tafil rone lage gallery se
“sapenchon” mein gote kinari ki batain
Bahu ki kifayat shuari ki batain
Prosan ki parhaiz gari ki batain
Gharz har bihayi, kunwari ki batain
Rawa'n hain hojum tajalli key dhare
Yeh aanchal simte, wo gesu sawanre
Dam-e-guftagu koi jaise na hare
Sitaron se takra rahe hai sitare
Bua ko to dekho nah gehna na pata
Bagett hath mein jaise dhoban ka khata
Ba andaz-e ghaiz-o-ghazab bolti hain
Ba aawaz-e shor-o- shghab bolti hain
Nahi bolti hain to kab bolti hain?
Mayan apne khwab mein gum ho gai hain
Abhi jagti thi'n abhi so gayi hain
Good Friends
Good Friends are like software. They enter ur life; scan ur problems; edit ur tensions; download ur solutions; delete ur worries
un se kehna wo hi aayi thi
un se kehna wo hi aayi thi
rutjagon ke sawal layi thi
muhabaton kay peyam liye jis mein
chahaton ka bhi kuch shumar nahi
kah rahi thi keh.......
khawab dekhi hon
aur taabeer ko tarsti hon
zindagi be zarar si lagti hai
bin tere ik saza si lagti hai
teri khatir kin ghutan marhalon se guzri hon
dekh ke kitne hi roop dekhe hain
tujhko pane ki chah mein iss ne
karb ki kin kin hadood ko choo dala
aablay par chukay hain payon mein
un se kehna wo khood aayi thi
keh rahi thi Rab keh
Rab ne bheja hai
rutjagon ke sawal layi thi
muhabaton kay peyam liye jis mein
chahaton ka bhi kuch shumar nahi
kah rahi thi keh.......
khawab dekhi hon
aur taabeer ko tarsti hon
zindagi be zarar si lagti hai
bin tere ik saza si lagti hai
teri khatir kin ghutan marhalon se guzri hon
dekh ke kitne hi roop dekhe hain
tujhko pane ki chah mein iss ne
karb ki kin kin hadood ko choo dala
aablay par chukay hain payon mein
un se kehna wo khood aayi thi
keh rahi thi Rab keh
Rab ne bheja hai
insan ko bator insa.n salam kar
insan ko bator insa.n salam kar
har surat haq-e-insan ka ahtaram kar
na kar kisi zalim ki khoshamad
baat karay to sacha kalam kar
ay nasah gar to bashar dost hai
tu zindagi jahad-e-insa.n ke naam kar
koi bhi faisla karne se pehlay
soza apne zameer se namah-o-peyam kar
har surat haq-e-insan ka ahtaram kar
na kar kisi zalim ki khoshamad
baat karay to sacha kalam kar
ay nasah gar to bashar dost hai
tu zindagi jahad-e-insa.n ke naam kar
koi bhi faisla karne se pehlay
soza apne zameer se namah-o-peyam kar
apne liye angaray khreed liye hain
apne liye angaray khreed liye hain
tere liye sitaray khreed liye hain
tujhay na mil jayain zindagi mein
tere gham saray khreed liye hain
pukaray gi sirf mujh hi ko ab wo
iss ke isharay khreed liye hain
aakhri lafzon ko rakha hai qaim
mein ne sharay khreed liye hain
mujhay to dosti ka soq nahi magar
tere dushman saray khreed liye hain
tere liye sitaray khreed liye hain
tujhay na mil jayain zindagi mein
tere gham saray khreed liye hain
pukaray gi sirf mujh hi ko ab wo
iss ke isharay khreed liye hain
aakhri lafzon ko rakha hai qaim
mein ne sharay khreed liye hain
mujhay to dosti ka soq nahi magar
tere dushman saray khreed liye hain
yahan tak aaye ho kuch zuban se keh do
yahan tak aaye ho kuch zuban se keh do
lafz muhabbat nahi keh saktay salam to keh do
palkain to uthao apni etni bhi haya kaisi
zuban se nahi kuch kehte nighah se hi keh do
dil ko yaqeen aaye keh aap hamare ho
apne likhe khaton ka jawab sath laye ho
khat mein to tum ne har baat likh di
aaye ho to muskura kar iqraar bhi kar do
mana keh tareef se barh kar ghazal tum ho
jumbish labon ko didah apni taqdeer hamain keh do
lafz muhabbat nahi keh saktay salam to keh do
palkain to uthao apni etni bhi haya kaisi
zuban se nahi kuch kehte nighah se hi keh do
dil ko yaqeen aaye keh aap hamare ho
apne likhe khaton ka jawab sath laye ho
khat mein to tum ne har baat likh di
aaye ho to muskura kar iqraar bhi kar do
mana keh tareef se barh kar ghazal tum ho
jumbish labon ko didah apni taqdeer hamain keh do
Thursday, 19 July 2012
Thomas Kyd
This knight both lived and died in love and for his love tried fortune of the wars, and by war's fortune lost both love and life. Thomas Kyd
shit on soap
If you shit on soap, is the soap dirty or is the shit clean?
When people yawn, do deaf people think they're screaming?
If you try to fail, and then succeed, what've you really done?
Transfort
Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment? But when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
learn from Ur mistake
If you learn from Ur mistake then U are intelligent,
But If you learn from somebody's mistake then you are a genius...
shirty
Word of the Day
"shirty"
Definition: (adjective) (British informal) Ill-tempered or annoyed.
Synonyms: snorty
Usage: He was a bit shirty with her when she arrived late
"shirty"
Definition: (adjective) (British informal) Ill-tempered or annoyed.
Synonyms: snorty
Usage: He was a bit shirty with her when she arrived late
Experience without theory
Experience without theory is blind,
but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.
by: Immanuel Kant
Today
Yesterday was history,
Tomorrow is a mystery,
But today is a gift that is why they call it the present"
a wise turtle once said so be thankful for today! :)
pother.
The word of the day is
pother.
Its meaning is:
A heated discussion, debate, or argument; fuss; to-do.
1 Tree makes millions of matchsticks
1 Tree makes millions of matchsticks,
But 1 matchstick can burn millions of trees...
Remember one negative thought can burn all positive thoughs..
But 1 matchstick can burn millions of trees...
Remember one negative thought can burn all positive thoughs..
60% of English words have a silent letter
Did you know that 60% of English words have a silent letter in them? Here are just 20 of them.
1. Debt (b)
2. Raspberry (p)
3. Castle (t)
4. Ghost (h)
5. Island (s)
6. Cupboard (p)
7. Thumb (b)
8. Wednesday (d)
9. White (h)
10. Answer (w)
11. Knee (k)
12. Knowledge (k) 13. Listen (t)
14. Half (l)
15. Whole (w)
16. Campaign (g)
17. Foreigner (g)
18. Yacht (c)
19. Autumn (n)
20. Writing (w)
1. Debt (b)
2. Raspberry (p)
3. Castle (t)
4. Ghost (h)
5. Island (s)
6. Cupboard (p)
7. Thumb (b)
8. Wednesday (d)
9. White (h)
10. Answer (w)
11. Knee (k)
12. Knowledge (k) 13. Listen (t)
14. Half (l)
15. Whole (w)
16. Campaign (g)
17. Foreigner (g)
18. Yacht (c)
19. Autumn (n)
20. Writing (w)
A good appology has 3 parts:
A good appology has 3 parts:
1 - I'm sorry...♥
2 - It's my fault...♥
3 - How do I make it right?..♥
Unfortunately a lot of people miss the 3rd part and thats the reason they remain alone...
1 - I'm sorry...♥
2 - It's my fault...♥
3 - How do I make it right?..♥
Unfortunately a lot of people miss the 3rd part and thats the reason they remain alone...
Monday, 16 July 2012
Sardar and barish
1 sardar pani ki balti le kr ja rha tha..
Raste mai barish hone lagi..
Sardar: o teri khair, sara pani gila kr dia..:-)
Anaa Ke Moj Masti Main Abi B Badshah Hain Hum
Anaa Ke Moj Masti Main Abi B Badshah Hain Hum,
Jo Hum Ko Tor Data Ha Hum Us Ko Chor Daty Hain.
Jis Khuwab Mein Ho jaye Didar-e-Mustafa Haasil
" Night Wish "
Jis Khuwab Mein Ho jaye Didar-e-Mustafa Haasil,
Aye Rab Kabhi Humko Bhi Wo Neend Sula dey.
(Ameen)
Sub se zyada huroof e tahaaji kis zuban k han?
Question:
Sub se zyada huroof e tahaaji kis zuban k han?
Ans:Cambodian language 74 alphabits
Sunday, 15 July 2012
Qayamat toot parti hay zara se hont hilny par
Qayamat toot parti hay zara se hont hilny par,
Na jany kya hashar hoga ke jb tm muskuraogy
Oy result a gya hai
Oy result a gya hai,
net pe check kr ly
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Ye chnd alfaz hnsti khelti zndgi TABah Kr dety hain.
Khushi....
Bantny se khushi aisi barti hy jistarha zamen me boya hua beej fasal bnta hy. Khush rho aur dosrn ko khush rakko
TAQDEER, K Likhay Par Kabhi Shikwa Na Kia Kar
TAQDEER, K Likhay Par Kabhi Shikwa Na Kia Kar,
Aye Insaan,
Tu Itna Aqalmand Nahi Jo Khuda K Irady Samaj Saky...
Who was the first cricketer to record forty ducks in Test Cricket?
Question:
Who was the first cricketer to record forty ducks in Test Cricket?
Ans:
Cortny walsh
Wo Kartay Hain Gharoor Khud Per To is Main Hairat Hai Kya
Wo Kartay Hain Gharoor Khud Per To is Main Hairat Hai Kya....
Jisey HuM ney Chaha Ho , Wo Aam To Ho He Nahi Sakta . .
Jisey HuM ney Chaha Ho , Wo Aam To Ho He Nahi Sakta . .
Kismat
Kismt pehle likhi ja chuki hai. To koshish karne se kya milega?
Best ans. Kya pta kismt me likha ho k koshish se hi milega.
Mistake and relation
Mistake Is A Single Page Of Life But,
Relation Is A Complete Book So Never Lose A Full Book For A Single Page
mujy doshmano ke khabar na te mujy dosto ka pata nahi
mujy doshmano ke khabar na te mujy dosto ka pata nahi,
tere "dastaan" koi or te maira dastan koi or hai
Luck and hard work
Luck z Like a Lift & Hard Work z Like a Stairs.
So Lift may be Fail but Stair r Sure to Take u to the Top
Always be Struggling.
Jb dekha unho ny tirche nazr se.
Jb dekha unho ny tirche nazr se..
To hm madhosh ho gaye..
Pr jb pta chla ki unki nzr hi tirche hy..
To hum behosh ho gaye.
Zubaa'n Bas Saath Deti hy, Main Baaten Dil se krta hoon..!!
Muqarar hoon,
Na Waa'iz hoon,
Na Saahir hoon Main Lafzon ka..! . . .
Zubaa'n Bas Saath Deti hy,
Main Baaten Dil se krta hoon..!!
Muskurahat
Ye zaruri nahi k insan sirf Aag se hi jale kabhi kabhi to kisi ki muskurahat bhi kisi ko jala deti hai.
three consective days
Question:
Name three consective days without the words Friday,sunday and tuesday?
Answer:yesterday,today,tomorrow
Sel-Fish
Little fish ask har mom: why we can't live on earth?
Mother said: Oh! My innocent kid.
Earth is made for "Sel-Fish" not for "Fish
Behtreen insan
Behtreen insan Amal se pehchana jata hai,
Warna Achi Baatein tou diwaro par bhi likhi hoti hain
MAMA=PAPA
Prve tht MAMA=PAPA
We knw tht F=ma
and P=F/A
Put value of F
P=ma/A
by cross mult
PA=ma
sqr bth sid
MaMa=PaPa proved
Think twice before u speak
Think twice before u speak
because ur words nd influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another
ex-gf
Nice tought DOnt be sad when u see ur ex-gf flirting with some1 else
come on yar
learn to denote ur old n useless toys to poor kids
Larkian na hoti
Boy and girl Girl:Hum larkian na hote to tum larke kahan jate
Boy:ALLAH ki qasam hum sub jannat me jaty...
Marhom mathes teacher
1 bacha apne marhom maths sir k ghr phone krta
Sir ki wife:kitni bar kaha hy wo mar gaye han
keaue phn krte ho
bacha:sun ke acha lagta hy
Narmi
Kisi insan ki narmi uski kamzori ko zahir nahi karti
Q K
pani se naram koi cheez nhi lakn uski taqat chatano ko reza reza kr deti hy
Banwar ke goud main jaisy kinara sath rehta hai
Banwar ke goud main jaisy kinara sath rehta hai,
Kuch aisa he tumhara aur hamara sath rehta hay
Own number
A girl dialled her own number from her boyfriend's cell
to see her name saved in list like Doll or sweetie.
She shocked to see Murge no 8
Samundar sy keh do apni mojain sanbhal k raky
Samundar sy keh do apni mojain sanbhal k raky
Zindagi me tofan lany k lye hmara "Result" hi kaafi ha.
Main batawoun farq naasih jo hai tujh mai aur mujh mai
Main batawoun farq naasih jo hai tujh mai aur mujh mai,
Meri zindage talaatum teri zindage kinara
Achi lagti ho
Husband:Darling, tum mujhay aik jaga say bohat achi lagti ho.
Wife:Kahan say?
Husband: Duur say..
Mohabbat ko hamesha majburiyaan hi le dobti hain
Mohabbat ko hamesha majburiyaan hi le dobti hain,
"warna kabhi Koi khushi se bewafa nahi hota...!
Bees
Bees that have honey in their mouth have stings in their tails.
So, be careful from peoples who pretend to be sweet.
Saturday, 14 July 2012
Dubo Dey Apni Kashti Ko Kinara Dhoondne Waaly
Dubo Dey Apni Kashti Ko Kinara Dhoondne Waaly,
Ye Dariya-E-Mohabbat Hai Yahan Sahil Nahi hota
Zindgi Sy Gila Kr K Bi Roy
Zindgi Sy Gila Kr K Bi Roy
Mout Ki Dua Kr K Bhi Roay
Ajb Maza He Namaz-e-Mohabt Me
Ada Kr K Bhi Roye,
Qaza Kr K Bhi Roye
attitude
A good way to change some1's attitude z to change ur own attitude becoz the same sun that melts snow also hardens the cla
DresS bht acha pehna hy
Boy: DresS bht acha pehna hy
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hy
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b bht acha hy
Girl: Thnx 'BHAI JAN'
Boy: Phr bhi achi nahi lag rahe
Hairan Na Huwa Kro Youn Mery Yad Krny Pr
Hairan Na Huwa Kro Youn Mery Yad Krny Pr,
Ta'alluq Jin Sy DILL Ka Ho Wo Aksar Yad Aaty Hain
make pe0ple Happy
"I may n0t have sense h0w t0 make pe0ple Happy
But I am clear in My Mind that there is n0 Intension t0 Hurt s0me0ne Ever"
3 nekyan
3 nekyan jin ko krne se Qyamat k din arsh ka saaya mile ga
1.Kisi toote huwe dil ko jorna
2.Dil na chahte huwe b maf krna
3.Ksi ki gha
School late
Teacher:Tum SchooL Der se Q Aye?
StudenT; Sir Rasty Ma Aik Board Pr Likha Tha
Aaghy SchooL Hy Ahista Chalen.
Language Number of native speakers
Language Number of native speakers
Mandarin Chinese about 880 million
Spanish about 325 million
English about 315-380 million
crocodile species
Question:
The crocodile species is believed to have been around for how long?
Answer:
200 Million
Mohabbat Dekh li Main Ne Zamane Bhar Ke Logon Ki
Mohabbat Dekh li Main Ne Zamane Bhar Ke Logon Ki,
Jahan Kuch "Daam" Ziyada Ho Wahan Insan Biktey Hain
right words
If u can't find the right words for certain situations,
just give a smile..
Words may confuse..
but a smile always convinces.
Relations
Relations are like birds if u grip tight they die if u hold loosly they fly but if u hold with care they remain with u 4 ever
A word I know, six letters
Question:
A word I know, six letters it contains. Subtract just one, and twelve is what remains.
Answer:Dozens
Papa bole: beta na krna shadi
Papa bole: beta na krna shadi,
ye hai zindagi ki barbadi
beta bola: papa! mai bhi apna farz nibhaunga,
apne bachon ko bhi yahi samjhaunga
Unhai hum yaad atay han faqat fursat k lamho main
Unhai hum yaad atay han faqat fursat k lamho main,
Magar ye baat b such ha unhai fursat nahi milti.
Soul
The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond and must be polished, or the lustre of it will never appear.
How much do u love me
Wife:How much do u love me?
Husband:look at the stars & count them,dats how much i love u
Wife:but its morning
Husband:Exactly :)
Hairat hay k Taleem-0-Taraqi may hay peechay
Hairat hay k Taleem-0-Taraqi may hay peechay, .
Jis Qou'm ka Aaaghaaz he "IQRA" se hua thaaa
sunnat e nabvi
Dont do any work without sunnat e nabvi because u will be upset when your soul will taken out
Kisi ne Kam_Zarf, To Kisi ne Aala_Zarf Jaana Mujhe
Kisi ne Kam_Zarf, To Kisi ne Aala_Zarf Jaana Mujhe.
Jis ka Jitna Zarf Tha, Us Ne Utna he Pehchana Mujhe.
